Jobian Day
@jobianday.bsky.social
Modest Media Type. Actor. Performer.
Creator of "Salem and the Witch Trials" a live show about 1692
Former DJ 101.7 WFNX (rip)
SAG-AFTRA.
American.
Creator of "Salem and the Witch Trials" a live show about 1692
Former DJ 101.7 WFNX (rip)
SAG-AFTRA.
American.
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“Eat this baguette, for it is my penis,” and other things Jesus said
December 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“Eat this baguette, for it is my penis,” and other things Jesus said
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Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
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Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
Rico Suavitel by Gerardo.
Is this something ?. Hire me for your ad campaign.
#Gerardo #Suavitel #RicoSuave #GiveMeMoney is this #Comedy ?
Is this something ?. Hire me for your ad campaign.
#Gerardo #Suavitel #RicoSuave #GiveMeMoney is this #Comedy ?
December 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Rico Suavitel by Gerardo.
Is this something ?. Hire me for your ad campaign.
#Gerardo #Suavitel #RicoSuave #GiveMeMoney is this #Comedy ?
Is this something ?. Hire me for your ad campaign.
#Gerardo #Suavitel #RicoSuave #GiveMeMoney is this #Comedy ?
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Chapter 1: We Call Them Skeets, Mom
Chapter 2: On the Origins of Sensual Alf
Chapter 3: Watto's Cloaca - Sensual Alf Has Friends Everywhere
Chapter 4: Big Ship Stuck Again
Chapter 5: What if Big Ship Had an Ass?
Chapter 6: GenAI Broligarchs - The Guillotine Solution
Chapter 2: On the Origins of Sensual Alf
Chapter 3: Watto's Cloaca - Sensual Alf Has Friends Everywhere
Chapter 4: Big Ship Stuck Again
Chapter 5: What if Big Ship Had an Ass?
Chapter 6: GenAI Broligarchs - The Guillotine Solution
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Chapter 1: We Call Them Skeets, Mom
Chapter 2: On the Origins of Sensual Alf
Chapter 3: Watto's Cloaca - Sensual Alf Has Friends Everywhere
Chapter 4: Big Ship Stuck Again
Chapter 5: What if Big Ship Had an Ass?
Chapter 6: GenAI Broligarchs - The Guillotine Solution
Chapter 2: On the Origins of Sensual Alf
Chapter 3: Watto's Cloaca - Sensual Alf Has Friends Everywhere
Chapter 4: Big Ship Stuck Again
Chapter 5: What if Big Ship Had an Ass?
Chapter 6: GenAI Broligarchs - The Guillotine Solution
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anyway here's jan hammer doing miami vice music because it's rad as hell
December 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
anyway here's jan hammer doing miami vice music because it's rad as hell
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December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.
ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
December 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.
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An Editor’s Note from 60 Minutes
December 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
An Editor’s Note from 60 Minutes
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Not many things in life will have you pumping your fist in the air, but watching little Tommy Robinson’s (Stephen Yaxley-Lennon’s) face and bravado drop when he gets called out for his racism and hypocrisy by boxer Ty Mitchell is one of them.
This is glorious. 🔥
This is glorious. 🔥
December 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Not many things in life will have you pumping your fist in the air, but watching little Tommy Robinson’s (Stephen Yaxley-Lennon’s) face and bravado drop when he gets called out for his racism and hypocrisy by boxer Ty Mitchell is one of them.
This is glorious. 🔥
This is glorious. 🔥
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Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Dude . This is insane.
December 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Dude . This is insane.
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Thing I learned today: Thurl Ravenscroft, who was the (uncredited) singer of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" in _How the Grinch Stole Christmas_, was also the voice of Tony the Tiger in the Frosted Flakes commercials.
Totally makes sense as soon as you know this!
Totally makes sense as soon as you know this!
December 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Thing I learned today: Thurl Ravenscroft, who was the (uncredited) singer of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" in _How the Grinch Stole Christmas_, was also the voice of Tony the Tiger in the Frosted Flakes commercials.
Totally makes sense as soon as you know this!
Totally makes sense as soon as you know this!
December 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Insane
Remember 2015 rally Trump?
2025 Grandpa Chaos can't even put together a couple of sentences. This ain't "the weave," folks. This rambling word salad is your sundowning FOTUS.
Cognitive decline...brought to you by rapidly failing adventures in WH physician chemistry.
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2025 Grandpa Chaos can't even put together a couple of sentences. This ain't "the weave," folks. This rambling word salad is your sundowning FOTUS.
Cognitive decline...brought to you by rapidly failing adventures in WH physician chemistry.
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This is some really bleak shit, folks. Take a hard look at your president.
December 20, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Insane
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
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Well, well, well…it looks like Frank was Antifa.🫡
Frank Sinatra on what it means to be an American in 1945
December 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Well, well, well…it looks like Frank was Antifa.🫡
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Oh my god I was right
Bondi is gonna release the Epstein Files and it's gonna be a PDF that just says Bill Clintin 400 times with random dates and times
December 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Oh my god I was right
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These Epstein files are wild
𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗞𝗢, Untitled (Black, Blue), 1968
acrylic on paper laid on linen
121.3 x 101.9 cm (47 3/4 x 40 1/8 in.)
© 1998 Kate Rothko Prizel and Christopher Rothko / Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York
𝚂𝚒𝚐𝚗 𝚞𝚙 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚁𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚔𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚠𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚝𝚊𝚡 𝚍𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝙻𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚋𝚒𝚘
acrylic on paper laid on linen
121.3 x 101.9 cm (47 3/4 x 40 1/8 in.)
© 1998 Kate Rothko Prizel and Christopher Rothko / Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York
𝚂𝚒𝚐𝚗 𝚞𝚙 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚁𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚔𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚠𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚝𝚊𝚡 𝚍𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝙻𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚋𝚒𝚘
December 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
These Epstein files are wild
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None of these people should be welcomed back into polite society when this train wreck ends.
They should be forever branded for what they are: soulless political operatives and grifters who cared more about elevating themselves than the wellbeing of America’s children.
Bc people are fucking dying.
They should be forever branded for what they are: soulless political operatives and grifters who cared more about elevating themselves than the wellbeing of America’s children.
Bc people are fucking dying.
December 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
None of these people should be welcomed back into polite society when this train wreck ends.
They should be forever branded for what they are: soulless political operatives and grifters who cared more about elevating themselves than the wellbeing of America’s children.
Bc people are fucking dying.
They should be forever branded for what they are: soulless political operatives and grifters who cared more about elevating themselves than the wellbeing of America’s children.
Bc people are fucking dying.
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soy sauce
boy sauce
holiday inn
or however the song goes
boy sauce
holiday inn
or however the song goes
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
soy sauce
boy sauce
holiday inn
or however the song goes
boy sauce
holiday inn
or however the song goes
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The headline has to be "Justice Department released Epstein files but illegally redacts 'politically exposed individuals'," right?
Like surely they can't just ignore the law, redact their friends, and get away with it because news agencies will pretend the crystal-clear law is unclear?
Like surely they can't just ignore the law, redact their friends, and get away with it because news agencies will pretend the crystal-clear law is unclear?
December 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The headline has to be "Justice Department released Epstein files but illegally redacts 'politically exposed individuals'," right?
Like surely they can't just ignore the law, redact their friends, and get away with it because news agencies will pretend the crystal-clear law is unclear?
Like surely they can't just ignore the law, redact their friends, and get away with it because news agencies will pretend the crystal-clear law is unclear?
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Insane that Trump’s CRIMINAL DEFENSE LAWYER is the one managing the release of the Epstein files
December 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Insane that Trump’s CRIMINAL DEFENSE LAWYER is the one managing the release of the Epstein files
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December 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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if you were a real friend, you would have tried my homemade monster energy drink
December 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
if you were a real friend, you would have tried my homemade monster energy drink