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jkinsecurity.bsky.social
@jkinsecurity.bsky.social
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louisevans.bsky.social
Concept: guy who is the type of biblical literalist who believes the injunctions in the Pauline epistles only apply to people living in the literal towns they were addressed to
October 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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foone.bsky.social
For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.

Here's the video of it running.
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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ugarles.bsky.social
I keep my Twitter account to check in on Kato Kaelin when the Brewers are on.
Kato Kaelin tweet: (all caps in original) MURPHY TAKE FCKN ASHBY OUT NOW IDIOTIC MOVE PUTTING HIM IN THE GAME!!! FCKN MANAGE THIS TEAM @brewers
October 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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chemotaxis.bsky.social
[christian grey voice] my programming needs are... somewhat unconventional
October 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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charliegio.bsky.social
[angry Illinois fan barges onto set pointing angrily at Pat McAfee]. "You switched the samples!"
[Crowd murmurs]
"You switched the samples! And the statistical reports! What about Corso did you kill him too?!"
September 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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dvsblast.bsky.social
my baseline for an "acceptable" amount of crime is i put 3 pies on a window sill. If a man in a bandit mask floats by & takes one? ok. If he takes two & leaves a note "sorry mac, dems da breaks!" that is also ok. If takes all 3 & says "Boss sez all pies go tru HIM foist" uh oh
August 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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ceej.online
the little cartoon mice who live in my walls are stealing big pieces of cheese from my refrigerator at night. but it’s not cartoon cheese. I’m worried for them
September 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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numb.comfortab.ly
You're absolutely right. This ain't no party, this ain't no disco. This ain't no fooling around. No time for dancing, or lovey dovey. We ain't got time for that now.
September 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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piss.beauty
The Kant Car
black toyota RAV4 rear saying "The Kant Car" with a message about being nice to LLMs because of Kant
August 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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hockeybear.space
This is how the US got dragged into the Vietnam War
Sportsnet scorebug showing Tonkin pitching to France
August 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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gabrielmalor.bsky.social
*cough*
2 To the dismay of IT professionals everywhere, the document was titled “My Passwords.xlsx.” App. 2770.
August 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
babe get in here, new george carlin just dropped
August 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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ceej.online
thinking about becoming a three-day calendar view in outlook guy. who cares what’s happening on thursday? we might all be dead
August 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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ceej.online
Imagine what Jesus could have accomplished with AI
September 18, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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leahgreenberg.bsky.social
Wikipedia definition of "idiot plot": In literary criticism, an idiot plot is one which is "kept in motion solely by virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot",[1]: 26  and where the story would quickly end, or possibly not even happen, if this were not the case.
June 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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emmaroller.bsky.social
“Take and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist
A four-pack of Bob Uecker-branded Usinger’s hot dogs
May 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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luciahelenaaaaa.bsky.social
April 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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hexadecibelle.fyi
"i never heard of autism growing up"
H.G.WELLS, THE ENGLISH NOVELIST PLAYING AN INDOOR WARGAME (From a Drawing by S. Begg in the Illustrated London News) "Mr. Wells has developed his game so that the country over which the campaign is to be fought is laid out in any desired manner, with the aid of branches of shrubs as trees, with cardboard bridges, rocks, chalked-out rivers, streams and fords, cardboard forts, barracks, houses, and what not; there are employed leaden infantrymen and cavalrymen, and guns firing wooden cylinders about an inch long, capable of hitting a toy soldiers nine times out of ten at a distance of nine yards, and having a screw adjustment for elevation and depression. There are strict rules governing the combat. Before the battle begins, the country is divided by the drawing of a curtain across it for a short time, so that the general of each opposing army may dispose of his forces without the enemy's being aware of that disposition. Then the curtains are drawn back and the campaign begins. All moves of men and guns are timed. An infantryman moves not more than a foot at a time, a cavalryman not more than two feet, and a gun, according to whether cavalry or infantry are with it, from one to two feet. Mr. Wells is seen on the left of the drawing, taking a measurement with a length of string, to determine the distance some of his forces may move. On the right and left are seen the curtains for dividing the country before beginning the game."
April 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
decades of reflection about music and traffic safety later I'm finally emotionally ready to admit that "Move Bitch" was a completely unhinged song. every verse on it more antisocial than the previous one
April 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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offline.mountainherder.xyz
Glad to see we’re addressing the root cause of all of this: Luther’s heresy
A screen cap of an article hed with a photo of a chef in a stainless steel kitchen, peaking potatoes. There are 6 additional chefs working in the background. The headline is “Diet of Worms will help us survive climate change, say top chefs”. The post is a play on the famous Edict of Worms, issued by the Diet of Worms, which condemned Martin Luther as a heretic.
April 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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theophite.bsky.social
quitting my tech job to make pig iron in a crucible in my backyard
March 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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thorbenson.bsky.social
*at the grocery store*

Me: I call them groceries. It's a little old-fashioned

Cashier: What
April 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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mightyhunter.bsky.social
"Alexa, we are currently clean on OPSEC."
March 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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davidjroth.bsky.social
Reading this in the voice of Kevin Spacey's character from Seven.
A Mr. Beast tweet reading: "I have a pilot living in a $2.5m private jet and if he doesn't leave for 100 days he keeps it, a cop/criminal in a jail and if they don't leave for 100 days they win $500,000, and someone living in a gym until he loses 100 pounds for $500,000. Can't wait to upload these." With a kissy face emoji at the end, horribly.
March 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM