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Jimmy L 📚
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vegetarian cannibal
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In heaven, I'll always have something to blow my nose into.
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I had a message but I left it in my other pants when they went through the wash. Now I have no idea what my message was.
I hope the Democrats can learn from this.
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
my lung's too short to smoke with god.
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I remember after my mother died I attended a seance. I was in the dark holding hands when the police burst in and confiscated them as evidence.
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
ICE agents in unmarked vans with darkened windows were seen parked in the surf at Normandy. An anonymous tipster had informed ICE that the continent is filled with potential immigrants.
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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I tried to vote for trump today but the Nobel prize committee started blocking my calls.
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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As we hit Day 31 of this Republican government shutdown, I wanted to put a few websites here that can serve as resources (some of which are regionally specific) to those in need and those who want to help:

feedingamerica.org/find…
cityharvest.o
rg
foodrecoverynetwork.o
rg
October 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Unfettered free market enthusiasts trying to explain why this restriction by the state is obviously fine and good
November 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
"Now you have an extra hour," they said to the man on death row.
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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i’ve just eaten what can only be described as lunch
October 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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I, too, am looking for the old woman who will speak to me of my fate upon looking at the scar where the wolf bit me
October 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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People assume all boomers are fat cats living on big pensions watching Fox. Look at the stats on NoKings day, the over 65 demo was the biggest group. Yes, we lived in better times and we’re pissed about how the 🍊💩 destroyed it. Stop age profiling.
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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The US can be affordable if you take flights at odd hours with a layover in a Sudanese prison.
So if you DO decide to visit us here in the US, please bring food.
October 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Now that I have no money for food, I'm looking for help from anyone who tastes good.
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The universe is a crossword puzzle made by a terrible speller and there's no one to solve it.

When one's spelling is bad enough, it becomes the correct spelling of something else.

We are all mere thoughts in the mink of God.
October 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Back when I was young and still figuring out who I am, for about a year in high school I was bicentennial.
October 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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"When I began saying 'I’m autistic& disabled' something shifted. I stopped apologizing for my limits& started protecting my capacity. I stopped pretending my energy was endless& started recognizing it as finite, sacred& worth conserving." @lovettejallow.bsky.social:
open.substack.com/pub/lovettej...
If You’re Autistic, You Are Disabled
Why denying disability reinforces ableism and costs lives.Autism is disability, not disorder. This essay confronts internalised ableism, explains the social vs medical models, and reclaims disabled id...
open.substack.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
can't we just hate each other without all the polarizing rhetoric?
October 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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I really want some grapes but I don't have any

This is the worst thing that's happened to me since the last time I was mildly inconvenienced
October 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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I have POTS. I likely had it for at least a decade before my diagnosis. Patients are frequently gaslit. I was repeatedly told my symptoms were due to stress, anxiety or depression. Even with the increase in awareness since 2020, I am always hearing about people with POTS being gaslit by doctors
It’s POTS awareness day—a blood flow problem common after Covid.

POTS can be subtle—I often wonder how many people who feel rundown, anxious or distracted have this treatable condition.

Main criteria is heart rate going up >30bpm when going from laying down to standing—smthg you can check at home!
October 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Trump: "I don't think we're gonna necessarily ask for a declaration of war. I think we're just gonna kill people... Okay? We're gonna kill them. They're gonna be, like, dead." So if the Nobel committee knows what's good for them, they'll give me the fucking Peace Prize.
October 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
People Magazine: Wild Black Bear Caught Sneaking into California Zoo and 'Interacting' with Captive Bears

As someone who broke into polite society, I can tell you it's not worth it.
October 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Seeing a bat is so exciting even more so when it flies out of your underpants
October 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM