Santa had a list of who was good and who was bad so he'd know who to fuck but somebody stole the list and replaced it with the Epstein client list and suddenly Santa says he's celibate
they really just wanted the flotilla. i don't think the Israeli navy had any. and then what to do about the flotilla's occupants? you gotta send them someplace, right? all in all, Greece sounds nice. maybe I could get sent there. I think I'll start a flotilla in Oakland.
