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J¡m Vaughn
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Whirled famous, editorially codependent writer of silly things. Too normal for the weirdos; too weird for the normies. STL based for better or worse. He/him.

(jiminyspigot just about everywhere)
jiminy's animal reviews: The mangrove snake (𝘉𝘰𝘪𝘨𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘢) is a large member of the colubrid family found in the mangroves of southeast Asia. It is classified as “mildly venomous,” which is a hell of a qualifier. 🧵
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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He's a 10, but it's out of 100.
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Goooood morning, Bluesky! Today's episode is brought to you by Kohl's. Come for the deals, stay for the eight or nine other things you're gonna impulse buy.
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I got double vaccinated yesterday in my left arm. The same arm with an aggravated nerve.

Someone come take me out. Just make it quick.
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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We're doing a FREE community Meal at @steveshotdogs.bsky.social on Delmar today - giving away 136 free meals to those in need. So many are laid off, dealing with tornado recovery or other cuts this year. We have 15 slots open at our 11 am seating. Must RSVP!

www.eventbrite.com/e/free-commu...
FREE Community Meal by Steve's Hot Dogs #FeedThePeople
We are giving away 136 hot meals on 11/23 to St. Louis neighbors affected by SNAP cuts & tornado recovery. Limited seating. RSVP required.
www.eventbrite.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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That's my secret, Cap. I'm always finding out.
That's my secret, Cap. I'm always a messy bitch.
That's my secret, Cap. I'm always crashing out
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
That's my secret, Cap. I'm always a messy bitch.
That's my secret, Cap. I'm always crashing out
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Any of you history buffs have any recommendations for history books on the Ottoman Empire, specifically the era of the Reign of the Sultanas (1534 to 1715)?

*makes grabby hands*
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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If RFKj could cry what would the consistency of the tears be? I bet viscous
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"I was born at a Buc-ee's in the Ozarks," has some real modern day outlaw country vibes.
Couple delivers baby in Buc-ee’s parking lot
A couple in Missouri has a new story to share during the holidays after their baby was delivered in a Buc-ee’s parking lot.
www.wvva.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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half mermaid, half reverse-centaur
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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From Palestinian Youth Movement: “The people of the world have stood with Palestine for over two years, and we're not stopping. Since the ceasefire announcement, Israel has massacred hundreds of Palestinians in Gaza, attacked the West Bank, and continued its abuse, torture and killing of Palestinian
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My loaded falafel bowl is better than yours.
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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If you’re really bored, you can just pick up something and test to see if it’s a boomerang
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Happy weekend, Bluesky. Here's a lil' something for your #weekendsountrack.
Too Many Zooz x Moon Hooch - Moon Zooz Part 2 (Official Video)
YouTube video by Too Many Zooz
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Good news: wearing joggers and crocs on a plane is now an act of resistance.
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Only murders in the building but the building is a crow sanctuary so it's actually a good thing
May 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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You entered a dance contest pick your partner

(I could go sit in a corner someplace. No one would notice I'd left.)
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
You entered a dance contest pick your partner
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
jiminy's animal reviews: This majestic and noble beast is the markhor (𝘊𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘪), a wild goat species native to the mountains of central and south Asia. It really seems like it could drop some sage wisdom on you. 🧵
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Good news: wearing joggers and crocs on a plane is now an act of resistance.
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM