J¡m Vaughn
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Whirled famous, editorially codependent writer of silly things. Too normal for the weirdos; too weird for the normies. STL based for better or worse. He/him.
(jiminyspigot just about everywhere)
Whirled famous, editorially codependent writer of silly things. Too normal for the weirdos; too weird for the normies. STL based for better or worse. He/him.
(jiminyspigot just about everywhere)
They even lay their eggs in tree hollows, which helps protect them from wayward Easter egg hunters.
Rating: 8/10 for having more rings than Sonic
Rating: 8/10 for having more rings than Sonic
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
They even lay their eggs in tree hollows, which helps protect them from wayward Easter egg hunters.
Rating: 8/10 for having more rings than Sonic
Rating: 8/10 for having more rings than Sonic
To help with this, they also constrict small animals while biting them, but scientists haven’t ruled out that they may just be into kink.
They are fast and can swim well, but like Keebler elves, are typically found in trees or in the pet trade.
They are fast and can swim well, but like Keebler elves, are typically found in trees or in the pet trade.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
To help with this, they also constrict small animals while biting them, but scientists haven’t ruled out that they may just be into kink.
They are fast and can swim well, but like Keebler elves, are typically found in trees or in the pet trade.
They are fast and can swim well, but like Keebler elves, are typically found in trees or in the pet trade.
There are no recorded deaths from it, but it is an aggressive snake, so it’s not for lack of trying.
Despite their size of 2.4m (8ft), their mouths aren’t great for envenomating people. This is because they have rear fangs, and have to chew on their prey to release venom.
Despite their size of 2.4m (8ft), their mouths aren’t great for envenomating people. This is because they have rear fangs, and have to chew on their prey to release venom.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
There are no recorded deaths from it, but it is an aggressive snake, so it’s not for lack of trying.
Despite their size of 2.4m (8ft), their mouths aren’t great for envenomating people. This is because they have rear fangs, and have to chew on their prey to release venom.
Despite their size of 2.4m (8ft), their mouths aren’t great for envenomating people. This is because they have rear fangs, and have to chew on their prey to release venom.
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He's a 10, but it's out of 100.
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
He's a 10, but it's out of 100.
It's pretty rough, lol.
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It's pretty rough, lol.
This is heart breaking. I'm so sorry.
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This is heart breaking. I'm so sorry.
New marketing strategy: "Come cut the cord at Buc-ee's! Babies born on our property get 10% off for life!"
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
New marketing strategy: "Come cut the cord at Buc-ee's! Babies born on our property get 10% off for life!"
Buc-ee be smoking by age three and drive a rusty Pontiac Firebird to kindergarten.
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Buc-ee be smoking by age three and drive a rusty Pontiac Firebird to kindergarten.