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Lachesis, Suntouched 🍳
@lachesis.bsky.social
920 followers 2K following 10K posts
I'm gay and I guess I'm here to post about The Decemberists a normal amount, among other things. I'm a transsexual lesbian btw🔞MDNI🔞
30 y/o
avi by @pianta_ on twitter
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Lachesis, Suntouched 🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · Feb 25
I need loading screen tips for real life. Stuff like "not sure how to spend your free time? Try reading YURI." And "you can convey information and emotions to other players by COMMUNICATING with them."
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kaban.bsky.social
have you seen the siscon ad yet
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree November 30, 2024 at 5:58 PM
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social me in 2006: wow gee, this is a whole system of incentives that structure the world as I know it. I should probably write about that. knowledge is power! me in 2025: knowing how anything works is like being awake during surgery February 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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jesuszilla.bsky.social
People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins. It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_lose. Followed by a picture of a propane tank strapped to a bicycle
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
lachesis.bsky.social
Here's a slogan for the Democratic party: They Won't Get Away With It
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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umbraheartt.bsky.social
Messy Noel illust ❤️
#ノエラート #hololive #vtuber #fanart
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
Think about how the PR people trying to rehab sex pests like Louis CK are the same ones suggested by Epstein to his friends in his many, many emails right up til his death in 2019 for rehabbing *their* images.
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
lachesis.bsky.social
I'm sorry but if you can't tell a whiney little grade grubbing cultist to shut the fuck up and accept the grade they got on their shitty paper then your university deserves to be burnt to the ground
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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opendeal310.bsky.social
牛になったmrn船長を描きました
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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kusoyurijohnson.bsky.social
見せてくれるヨンヨンちゃん（OC）🫣
November 30, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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gbbranstetter.bsky.social
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
lachesis.bsky.social
Heartbreaking: disaster woman took her ADHD meds before realizing she has a perfect excuse to not do anything today
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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helicopterfood.bsky.social
woops…
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social
[CinemaSins ding] The idea that a bunch of cisgender men would willingly take estrogen just on the off-chance that they might win a million dollars in three years is hard to believe. Realistically, a competition like this would only attract trans women.
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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littlesheep.bsky.social
Mouse adoptable

Flat price - $250
Tattoo can be removed

Optional:
Cock version + $15

Payment via Boosty (bank card), Hipolink (bank card) and Lava Top (PayPal, bank card)

DM if interested
My discord - coolsheepus
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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fu-futa.bsky.social
えっちゃん！！
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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deathcarpets.sisc.one
profit motive
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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ayakigeneratio.bsky.social
skebでリクエスト頂きました。感謝。

ご自身のオリジナルキャラを。
フィギュア制作をされてるとの事でしたのでフィギュア風味で。　

ドレスデザインは褐色の肌に映える＆可愛い＆セクシーをテーマに描いてみました。
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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rgoodlaw.bsky.social
Senator Kelly is correct.

Plus a Public Service Announcement:

KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.

The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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b-saxon.femfactory.tech
Last 30 minutes! You definitely don’t wanna miss out in this banger deal 😎
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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kyoou.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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minacream.bsky.social
Edeleth Bunnygirls
Edelgard and Byleth dressed in Bunnygirl Outfits
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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spindlypete.bsky.social
yeah yeah time knife meme from the good place but it says machine elves
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
lachesis.bsky.social
Watching Deadpool and Wolverine and it kinda mega sucks how they're sucking off the MCU and they're getting all IP about it, but there's also a hot, cruel bald lady sticking her fingers in people's heads so it's impossible to say if it's good or bad
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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3amsoda.bsky.social
had to hit a hateful anon with the northern lion summon
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM