Jevin Kames
@jevin-kames.bsky.social
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going for whatever the opposite of SEO is
going for whatever the opposite of SEO is
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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Apparently his family surname was originally "Drumpf" can we use that somehow?
February 2, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Apparently his family surname was originally "Drumpf" can we use that somehow?
Every time I see that AI slop Kalshi commercial a part of me dies
January 24, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Every time I see that AI slop Kalshi commercial a part of me dies
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Drinking eggnog and singing "nog nog noggin' on heaven's door" until I throwup or she calls my parents
January 23, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Drinking eggnog and singing "nog nog noggin' on heaven's door" until I throwup or she calls my parents
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
Rude Tales of Magic has always felt Maryland-coded, but this week confirmed that. I love it for that.
January 20, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Rude Tales of Magic has always felt Maryland-coded, but this week confirmed that. I love it for that.
Silent film is powerful
January 17, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Silent film is powerful
They Sekiro on my Shadows til I Die Twice
January 4, 2026 at 11:23 PM
They Sekiro on my Shadows til I Die Twice
Odysseus: "You're telling me this Phemus is poly?"
December 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Odysseus: "You're telling me this Phemus is poly?"
I refuse to watch Deep Space 9 and now I'm being accused of Dax evasion
I let my body hair grow and now I’m being accused of wax evasion.
i try to stay out of jazz clubs but now i'm being accused of sax evasion
December 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I refuse to watch Deep Space 9 and now I'm being accused of Dax evasion
I'm like if Data Startrek smoked weed
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I'm like if Data Startrek smoked weed
What was Karl Marx's favorite Interpol song?
"Say Hello to the Engels"
"Say Hello to the Engels"
October 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
What was Karl Marx's favorite Interpol song?
"Say Hello to the Engels"
"Say Hello to the Engels"
Has anyone done a cover of "Prison Song" with more recent stats?
July 12, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Has anyone done a cover of "Prison Song" with more recent stats?
If you're divorced, do you call it post-marital?
July 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
If you're divorced, do you call it post-marital?
Going insane over the flirt-to-roast ratio like the main character in Pi.
July 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Going insane over the flirt-to-roast ratio like the main character in Pi.
[fighting back tears of joy] You can watch all of Transformers: Beast Wars for free
June 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
[fighting back tears of joy] You can watch all of Transformers: Beast Wars for free
Do you think Wim Wenders ever played Zone of the Enders?
June 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Do you think Wim Wenders ever played Zone of the Enders?
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*jennifer coolidge voice* omg these days are trying to kill me
June 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
*jennifer coolidge voice* omg these days are trying to kill me
Love all the fart noises one can make with a good synth
hell yeah dog, by jevin kames
3 track album
jevinkames.bandcamp.com
June 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Love all the fart noises one can make with a good synth
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DONT ASK ME ABOUT SHAREPOINT I DONT KNOW ANYTHING NOW I HAVE TURNED MYSELF INTO A RAVEN AND I AM A RAVEN NOW
June 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
DONT ASK ME ABOUT SHAREPOINT I DONT KNOW ANYTHING NOW I HAVE TURNED MYSELF INTO A RAVEN AND I AM A RAVEN NOW
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happy Father's Day to all who celebrate
June 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
happy Father's Day to all who celebrate
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My Irish friend, the biologist. You know, my homie O’Stasis?
May 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
My Irish friend, the biologist. You know, my homie O’Stasis?
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We've just updated the @wired.com guide to protecting your privacy while attending protests with the latest best practices. @agreenberg.bsky.social and @lhn.bsky.social report: www.wired.com/story/how-to...
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
www.wired.com
June 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
We've just updated the @wired.com guide to protecting your privacy while attending protests with the latest best practices. @agreenberg.bsky.social and @lhn.bsky.social report: www.wired.com/story/how-to...
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Fascism: [takes over america]
Schumer: [huge bong rip] what if we call her kristi gnome lol
Schumer: [huge bong rip] what if we call her kristi gnome lol
June 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Fascism: [takes over america]
Schumer: [huge bong rip] what if we call her kristi gnome lol
Schumer: [huge bong rip] what if we call her kristi gnome lol
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The Vibes are like a ZZ Top song in that they are bad and they are nationwide
June 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The Vibes are like a ZZ Top song in that they are bad and they are nationwide