Jervis Cocked
@jerviscocked.bsky.social
Bicurious.
52
MDNI
Not Jarvis Cocker (avi is not me).
Deviated prevert.
He/him.
DMs open.
52
MDNI
Not Jarvis Cocker (avi is not me).
Deviated prevert.
He/him.
DMs open.
AITA for giving someone the hose again after it didn't rub the lotion on it's skin?
September 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
AITA for giving someone the hose again after it didn't rub the lotion on it's skin?
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Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance
September 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance
If I have a crush on someone I never talk to them because what if they find out I like them? That would be so embarrassing.
September 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If I have a crush on someone I never talk to them because what if they find out I like them? That would be so embarrassing.
*sixty-nining*
Me: Hey. Look at us.
Me: Hey. Look at us.
September 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
*sixty-nining*
Me: Hey. Look at us.
Me: Hey. Look at us.
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If they can make you laugh and cum, they’re a keeper.
September 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If they can make you laugh and cum, they’re a keeper.
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I’ve no objection to being eaten by the big bad wolf.
September 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’ve no objection to being eaten by the big bad wolf.
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REPOST if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel!
September 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
REPOST if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel!
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psst: meet me at the big dick
September 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
psst: meet me at the big dick
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Googled guy with boner on construction site to get a picture for my hard at work joke and honestly im burnt out on dicks now
August 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Googled guy with boner on construction site to get a picture for my hard at work joke and honestly im burnt out on dicks now
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2020: i refuse to wear a mask, this is America!
2025: i’ll wear a mask, but only if i can arrest my fellow Americans
2025: i’ll wear a mask, but only if i can arrest my fellow Americans
August 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
2020: i refuse to wear a mask, this is America!
2025: i’ll wear a mask, but only if i can arrest my fellow Americans
2025: i’ll wear a mask, but only if i can arrest my fellow Americans
Plausible orgasam denial
August 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Plausible orgasam denial
"Confesses"?
That's a brag. Be proud!
That's a brag. Be proud!
Scheana Shay confesses to once hooking up with Jesse McCartney and Shemar Moore in the same weekend: "I was with one one night and one the next night"
Scheana Shay confesses to once hooking up with Jesse McCartney and Shemar Moore in the same weekend: "I was with one one night and one the next night"
Shay made the revelation while chatting with Decider about her new memoir My Good Side.
decider.com
July 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"Confesses"?
That's a brag. Be proud!
That's a brag. Be proud!
We are showroom, dummies!
July 8, 2025 at 7:43 AM
We are showroom, dummies!
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Where is the satanic panic for AI? Do something useful!
June 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Where is the satanic panic for AI? Do something useful!
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I don’t do one-night stands, a half hour is plenty.
June 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I don’t do one-night stands, a half hour is plenty.
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more women should brag
June 18, 2025 at 10:31 AM
more women should brag
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Why is it called a ‘hand job’ and not a ‘protein shake’?
June 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Why is it called a ‘hand job’ and not a ‘protein shake’?
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It’s a bad night to be this guy’s dick.
June 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It’s a bad night to be this guy’s dick.
The comments contain 300% of my daily "women ogling naked men" needs.
"While tantalizingly intelligible, there is sadly no way to know what 'en penischock' translates to. I do not speak Swedish. No one does. Similarly, there is no way to know what the story is referring to further down where it says that 'Robinsons penis hängd ute.'"
defector.com/hurdler-wins...
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Hurdler Wins 400-Meter Race Despite His Dick And Balls Falling Out Several Times | Defector
Eagle-eyed trackheads following the Ostrava Golden Spike in Czechia might have noticed American hurdler Chris Robinson, an NCAA champion at Alabama, winning the 400 meters with some unorthodox form. M...
defector.com
June 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The comments contain 300% of my daily "women ogling naked men" needs.
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"While tantalizingly intelligible, there is sadly no way to know what 'en penischock' translates to. I do not speak Swedish. No one does. Similarly, there is no way to know what the story is referring to further down where it says that 'Robinsons penis hängd ute.'"
defector.com/hurdler-wins...
defector.com/hurdler-wins...
Hurdler Wins 400-Meter Race Despite His Dick And Balls Falling Out Several Times | Defector
Eagle-eyed trackheads following the Ostrava Golden Spike in Czechia might have noticed American hurdler Chris Robinson, an NCAA champion at Alabama, winning the 400 meters with some unorthodox form. M...
defector.com
June 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"While tantalizingly intelligible, there is sadly no way to know what 'en penischock' translates to. I do not speak Swedish. No one does. Similarly, there is no way to know what the story is referring to further down where it says that 'Robinsons penis hängd ute.'"
defector.com/hurdler-wins...
defector.com/hurdler-wins...
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How does a woman hold her liquor?
By the ears, of course
By the ears, of course
June 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
How does a woman hold her liquor?
By the ears, of course
By the ears, of course