𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐-𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖊𝖉 𝕹𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖊
@upthetwerx.bsky.social
Twerk Positive. Up The Twerx. Smash The State. Roller skater. Virgin. Don't follow me. Not nice. Viva Palestina 🇵🇸 SATX She/Her
Pinned
I post to get the most prevailing yet not institutionalize-able thoughts of my CONCERNING brain out and genuinely do not desire interaction or followers. Every new follower feels like a knife in my stomach.
The way I'm built...I'mma be offensive. Not directly or intentionally but I'm not putting it on my plate.
3. How do you avoid dishes that you already know won’t be good without being offensive?
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The way I'm built...I'mma be offensive. Not directly or intentionally but I'm not putting it on my plate.
REAL LOL
We were going around saying what we’re thankful for and an ex girlfriend of my uncle’s said, “I’m thankful because I’m pretty.”
Everyone looked at her like
Everyone looked at her like
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
REAL LOL
The shading on these baloons goes hard lol. Bring back the arts!
When the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade was directed by Hieronymus Bosch
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The shading on these baloons goes hard lol. Bring back the arts!
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Folks would rather disassemble everything than admit they need to have space for other people to surpass them
And that not everyone who is good at something wants to be a brand
And that not everyone who is good at something wants to be a brand
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Folks would rather disassemble everything than admit they need to have space for other people to surpass them
And that not everyone who is good at something wants to be a brand
And that not everyone who is good at something wants to be a brand
¿Por que no los dos? 🤷🏿♀️
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
¿Por que no los dos? 🤷🏿♀️
OMG the algorithm is showing me a woman who proposed to a man after 14 years 🤢 I just ate!
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
OMG the algorithm is showing me a woman who proposed to a man after 14 years 🤢 I just ate!
I really truly need an investigative journalist to look into what happened to the Hill Country Fair brown and serve rolls. They are still just as delicious as ever but ever since the shortage they've been ~different~ texturally and shape wise.
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I really truly need an investigative journalist to look into what happened to the Hill Country Fair brown and serve rolls. They are still just as delicious as ever but ever since the shortage they've been ~different~ texturally and shape wise.
After my mom already melted a spatula today.
Me: When did this (oven mitt) get burnt up!
Bro: You know it wasn't -
Mom (from the living room): It was me!
Me: Yeah it looks like your work. 😠
Me: When did this (oven mitt) get burnt up!
Bro: You know it wasn't -
Mom (from the living room): It was me!
Me: Yeah it looks like your work. 😠
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
After my mom already melted a spatula today.
Me: When did this (oven mitt) get burnt up!
Bro: You know it wasn't -
Mom (from the living room): It was me!
Me: Yeah it looks like your work. 😠
Me: When did this (oven mitt) get burnt up!
Bro: You know it wasn't -
Mom (from the living room): It was me!
Me: Yeah it looks like your work. 😠
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Shout out to anybody who has ever written a recipe book because I don't be measuring shit. I measure with my heart. I can't imagine figuring out exact measurements to convey to others.
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Shout out to anybody who has ever written a recipe book because I don't be measuring shit. I measure with my heart. I can't imagine figuring out exact measurements to convey to others.
I used Sichuan chili crisp in the collard greens instead of red pepper flakes. Can't WAIT to taste this. 😈
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I used Sichuan chili crisp in the collard greens instead of red pepper flakes. Can't WAIT to taste this. 😈
I'm not crying!
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm not crying!
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Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
My neighbor is PISSED that one of our neighbors is playing music. He's a bulldog but he's making his dissatisfaction known.
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My neighbor is PISSED that one of our neighbors is playing music. He's a bulldog but he's making his dissatisfaction known.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
My mom's got me so heated today I'm thinking about inviting my dad to Thanksgiving without telling her. The unhealed toxicity is trying to JUMP.
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My mom's got me so heated today I'm thinking about inviting my dad to Thanksgiving without telling her. The unhealed toxicity is trying to JUMP.
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Fuck this guy.
We should all be so lucky to have a chance to speak directly to our kind and beautiful Muppet friends.
We should all be so lucky to have a chance to speak directly to our kind and beautiful Muppet friends.
Once again, it’s weird that our media conducts interviews with Muppets as if they are autonomous individuals. Also, my lawn is something you should get off
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Fuck this guy.
We should all be so lucky to have a chance to speak directly to our kind and beautiful Muppet friends.
We should all be so lucky to have a chance to speak directly to our kind and beautiful Muppet friends.
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Big "why do people like wrestling, don't they know IT'S FAKE?" energy.
Once again, it’s weird that our media conducts interviews with Muppets as if they are autonomous individuals. Also, my lawn is something you should get off
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Big "why do people like wrestling, don't they know IT'S FAKE?" energy.
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how exactly should an interview with a Muppet be conducted
Once again, it’s weird that our media conducts interviews with Muppets as if they are autonomous individuals. Also, my lawn is something you should get off
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
how exactly should an interview with a Muppet be conducted
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Nobody asked your non-whimsical ass.
Once again, it’s weird that our media conducts interviews with Muppets as if they are autonomous individuals. Also, my lawn is something you should get off
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Nobody asked your non-whimsical ass.
I think there's several surgeons that have the unique skill set of getting the stick out of your ass but they're pricey.
Once again, it’s weird that our media conducts interviews with Muppets as if they are autonomous individuals. Also, my lawn is something you should get off
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I think there's several surgeons that have the unique skill set of getting the stick out of your ass but they're pricey.