Yuri, why are you doing this. I thought what we had was special
Beautiful women named yuri who have just gotten off that elon app are interacting with me 💜💜💜
November 30, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Yuri, why are you doing this. I thought what we had was special
(Bryan Ferry voice) now you're posting Loss.jpggggggg / or is it cocaine
can't ethically share it but I just saw a pic of a huge line of cocaine in the shape of Loss.jpg
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
(Bryan Ferry voice) now you're posting Loss.jpggggggg / or is it cocaine
can't ethically share it but I just saw a pic of a huge line of cocaine in the shape of Loss.jpg
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
can't ethically share it but I just saw a pic of a huge line of cocaine in the shape of Loss.jpg
if you want to have a good time search Don Rickles AFI on YouTube
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
if you want to have a good time search Don Rickles AFI on YouTube
I'm thinking about how he must pronounce Scorsese and getting pissed off
heard george w bush’s voice in the martin scorsese documentary for the first time in years and felt the exact same surge of involuntary hostility towards it that i always used to feel
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I'm thinking about how he must pronounce Scorsese and getting pissed off
too cheap to go to the Parliament-Funkadelic show tomorrow
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
too cheap to go to the Parliament-Funkadelic show tomorrow
what the heck is this
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
what the heck is this
man this is irritating
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
man this is irritating
every mail-order calzone I sell would have an automatic $20 UBI tax attached to the price ... exploitative labor practices are what make every delicious Joe's Calzone possible
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
every mail-order calzone I sell would have an automatic $20 UBI tax attached to the price ... exploitative labor practices are what make every delicious Joe's Calzone possible
Reposted by Joe
in the throes of what I believe to be my first common cold since covid began. truly the end of an era
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
in the throes of what I believe to be my first common cold since covid began. truly the end of an era
one thing that can never be taken away from Rian Johnson is that he came up with one of coolest mystery series titling conventions of all time, it's almost a shame they didn't start as novels
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
one thing that can never be taken away from Rian Johnson is that he came up with one of coolest mystery series titling conventions of all time, it's almost a shame they didn't start as novels
The new movie Wake Up Dead Man features an all-star cast and has audiences asking one question: "Who 'dun' it?"
- Joe's Take
- Joe's Take
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The new movie Wake Up Dead Man features an all-star cast and has audiences asking one question: "Who 'dun' it?"
- Joe's Take
- Joe's Take
Reposted by Joe
My impression of the endless comments thread on @joelastname.bsky.social's Letterboxd review of Punch Drunk Love:
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
My impression of the endless comments thread on @joelastname.bsky.social's Letterboxd review of Punch Drunk Love:
Reposted by Joe
Cutie Cubed by Masked Magician!
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Cutie Cubed by Masked Magician!
accountability post: I just had to deadname Christine Jorgensen to win a pie slice in a 1985 edition of Trivial Pursuit
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
accountability post: I just had to deadname Christine Jorgensen to win a pie slice in a 1985 edition of Trivial Pursuit
how about bullshit-horseshit balance, does she believe in that
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
how about bullshit-horseshit balance, does she believe in that
Over the Top
Ok I want to do a “Dudes Rock” movie marathon. So far I have Godzilla Minus One and The Martian. What else?
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Over the Top
how exactly should an interview with a Muppet be conducted
Once again, it’s weird that our media conducts interviews with Muppets as if they are autonomous individuals. Also, my lawn is something you should get off
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
how exactly should an interview with a Muppet be conducted
Doctor: Mr. Gibson, I'm afraid I have some upsetting news
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Doctor: Mr. Gibson, I'm afraid I have some upsetting news
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
hitting the final innings of Noirvember 2025. I don't usually like to read novels so soon after seeing the movie version but we'll give it a try
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 AM
hitting the final innings of Noirvember 2025. I don't usually like to read novels so soon after seeing the movie version but we'll give it a try
one of my favorite words is "slab"
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
one of my favorite words is "slab"
maybe things really are just always fucked up
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
maybe things really are just always fucked up
two perverts
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
two perverts
thinking about the under-the-table handholding scene in Four Nights of a Dreamer ... some of the purest cinema there is
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
thinking about the under-the-table handholding scene in Four Nights of a Dreamer ... some of the purest cinema there is