Eric
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The quality content you can expect going forward
The quality content you can expect going forward
His ability to be mediocre across multiple musical genres is truely something to behold
Now that being a pedophile is openly accepted on the right, MAGA rappers are switching to pop punk
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
His ability to be mediocre across multiple musical genres is truely something to behold
I'm sorry but Kyoji Horiguchi in 2026 is not going to be enough of a reason to subject myself to the UFC.
February 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I'm sorry but Kyoji Horiguchi in 2026 is not going to be enough of a reason to subject myself to the UFC.
Kid Rock’s MAGA-friendly country music festival canceled in South Carolina www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...
Kid Rock’s MAGA-friendly country music festival canceled in South Carolina
It comes after rock band Shinedown announced their exit on Friday, citing their desire not to ‘create further division’
www.independent.co.uk
February 7, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Kid Rock’s MAGA-friendly country music festival canceled in South Carolina www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...
Stupid pigs don't realize they have to stay when ICE eventually tuck their tails and run.
🚨BREAKING: Local Minneapolis police rush ICE protesters in front of federal building—violently arresting one woman as she screams. LIVE NOW ⬇️
February 7, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Stupid pigs don't realize they have to stay when ICE eventually tuck their tails and run.
I'm surprised I don't see a Confederate flag on any of them
Hi, I’m the least talented person on the planet. Buy these crappy things I made
February 7, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I'm surprised I don't see a Confederate flag on any of them
Congratulations, your baby no longer looks human
February 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Congratulations, your baby no longer looks human
There are only 3 options
Looks as if @earlmontclair.bsky.social had a rough time in the Bay Area based on this PSA.
February 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
There are only 3 options
"57 Thoughts I Had While Watching the 2026 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony"
Oh fuck off Vogue
Oh fuck off Vogue
February 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
"57 Thoughts I Had While Watching the 2026 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony"
Oh fuck off Vogue
Oh fuck off Vogue
So Italians spell Jamaica and Japan with a G? Every racist thing I've said about them is 100% justified.
February 7, 2026 at 1:54 AM
So Italians spell Jamaica and Japan with a G? Every racist thing I've said about them is 100% justified.
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SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
Dickless cowards
After demanding ICE and other federal agents be banned from wearing face coverings, Schumer and Jeffries added caveats: "no masks, except in extraordinary and unusual circumstances.” trib.al/0fN3kmP
February 5, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Dickless cowards
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Sex Offender Goes Door to Door Informing Neighborhood This an ICE Raid
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Sex Offender Goes Door to Door Informing Neighborhood This an ICE Raid
Minneapolis residents were reportedly on high alert today after a masked sex offender began going door to door informing them that this was an ICE raid.
thehardtimes.net
February 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Sex Offender Goes Door to Door Informing Neighborhood This an ICE Raid
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Go figure the guy who thinks his job is to protect Israel, also is pro gestapo....
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Go figure the guy who thinks his job is to protect Israel, also is pro gestapo....
Step on his throat if you get the chance kids
MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE
February 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Step on his throat if you get the chance kids
1. CCR
2. ELO
3. Three Days Grace
4. The Black Keys
5. Ghost
2. ELO
3. Three Days Grace
4. The Black Keys
5. Ghost
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
February 1, 2026 at 11:56 PM
1. CCR
2. ELO
3. Three Days Grace
4. The Black Keys
5. Ghost
2. ELO
3. Three Days Grace
4. The Black Keys
5. Ghost
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CHICAGOANS!!!!
Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options.
You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org
Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options.
You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
CHICAGOANS!!!!
Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options.
You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org
Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options.
You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org
This guy who apparently hangs out with paedophiles looks exactly like I expected...
I feel like someone’s gotta say something, so I guess it’s going to be me. I’m 100% certain that I either know, have met, or have sought meetings with people who have done horrible things in their lives, too. How about y’all? Association is not causation, and it's not guilt — of anything. (1/8)
February 1, 2026 at 5:35 AM
This guy who apparently hangs out with paedophiles looks exactly like I expected...
Yeah, Waffles is 100% committed to protecting us from people walking down the hall outside our apartment.
2 am, Missy went nuts, barking at nothing. On one hand it's nice having this doggy alarm system. On the other, it's like, shut up buddy, it was just someone parking their car. Still, she gets super proud of herself. She's a good girl.
January 31, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Yeah, Waffles is 100% committed to protecting us from people walking down the hall outside our apartment.
That's a one way ticket to hepatitis
Public Servant? I Just Changed the Toilet Paper Roll at This Dive Bar
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Public Servant? I Just Changed the Toilet Paper Roll at This Dive Bar
The world can be a prickly place, but underneath all the chaos and cruelty, there are saints among us who perform quiet acts of kindness to help soften the world's sharp edges. We plain-clothed…
thehardtimes.net
January 30, 2026 at 9:49 PM
That's a one way ticket to hepatitis
Took a laundry load out, put it down somewhere and had to go walk away for a minute and when I came back there was so much static in the basket that it started crackling when I got a foot away
January 30, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Took a laundry load out, put it down somewhere and had to go walk away for a minute and when I came back there was so much static in the basket that it started crackling when I got a foot away
Am I allowed to find the Don Lemon thing concerning but also kind of hilarious?
January 30, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Am I allowed to find the Don Lemon thing concerning but also kind of hilarious?
I'm not entirely comfortable with this white supremacist having a robot army
Tesla CEO Elon Musk said on Wednesday that the automaker is ending production of its Model S and X vehicles, and will use the factory in Fremont, California, to build Optimus humanoid robots. cnb.cx/4rp70Xq
January 30, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I'm not entirely comfortable with this white supremacist having a robot army
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Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass https://theonion.com/trump-asks-nicki-minaj-to-explain-eating-ass/
January 29, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass https://theonion.com/trump-asks-nicki-minaj-to-explain-eating-ass/
Fuck this, and anyone who wants to watch this.
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Fuck this, and anyone who wants to watch this.
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Kristi Noem Instructs Gun-Shy ICE Officers to Picture Protester as Cute Puppy
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Kristi Noem Instructs Gun-Shy ICE Officers to Picture Protester as Cute Puppy
WASHINGTON — Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem hoped to help ICE officers become more reckless by instructing them to picture protesters, legal observers, and bystanders in general as cute…
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January 28, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Kristi Noem Instructs Gun-Shy ICE Officers to Picture Protester as Cute Puppy
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