Mookie Alexander
@mookiealexander.bsky.social
Field Gulls Managing Editor, covering the NFL's Seattle Seahawks. Occasional Track and Field columnist for SB Nation. I watch a lot of sports.
I must note that the Cash Cab death was in Canada and therefore Ben Bailey is totally exonerated. The only killing he's done is at the Patrice O'Neal roast.
youtu.be/8vx_WqwKb74
youtu.be/8vx_WqwKb74
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I must note that the Cash Cab death was in Canada and therefore Ben Bailey is totally exonerated. The only killing he's done is at the Patrice O'Neal roast.
youtu.be/8vx_WqwKb74
youtu.be/8vx_WqwKb74
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the cash cab killed a guy
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
the cash cab killed a guy
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The complete conviction folks have with the go for 2 down 9 thing despite all the logic gaps is so funny to me
What is more likely?
Getting 1 stop, scoring a TD and a 2 PT
OR
Getting an onside kick, scoring, getting a stop, scoring again in 3 mins
Run the math and probability for me on that
What is more likely?
Getting 1 stop, scoring a TD and a 2 PT
OR
Getting an onside kick, scoring, getting a stop, scoring again in 3 mins
Run the math and probability for me on that
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The complete conviction folks have with the go for 2 down 9 thing despite all the logic gaps is so funny to me
What is more likely?
Getting 1 stop, scoring a TD and a 2 PT
OR
Getting an onside kick, scoring, getting a stop, scoring again in 3 mins
Run the math and probability for me on that
What is more likely?
Getting 1 stop, scoring a TD and a 2 PT
OR
Getting an onside kick, scoring, getting a stop, scoring again in 3 mins
Run the math and probability for me on that
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Tonight is the one night a year I miss Chris Collinsworth. That is how bad Jason Garrett is.
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Tonight is the one night a year I miss Chris Collinsworth. That is how bad Jason Garrett is.
Pete just doesn't fire people midseason and unless the GM overrode him he's now fired the ST and OC coaches.
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Pete just doesn't fire people midseason and unless the GM overrode him he's now fired the ST and OC coaches.
Bowles' annual disregard for the health of his offensive players now extends to his QB.
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Bowles' annual disregard for the health of his offensive players now extends to his QB.
Zyon McCollum somehow plays less defense than CJ McCollum.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Zyon McCollum somehow plays less defense than CJ McCollum.
Stang's eyes are twitching with Russell Wilson benched and washed up while Parkinson is thriving...
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Stang's eyes are twitching with Russell Wilson benched and washed up while Parkinson is thriving...
Are the Panthers seriously going to win the NFC South.
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Are the Panthers seriously going to win the NFC South.
I think the Raiders should just bench Geno. He's an active liability regardless of the lack of high-end talent around him.
Raiders were just as talent-starved last year and O'Connell looked better than how Geno looks now.
Pete should also resign for dignity-based reasons.
Raiders were just as talent-starved last year and O'Connell looked better than how Geno looks now.
Pete should also resign for dignity-based reasons.
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I think the Raiders should just bench Geno. He's an active liability regardless of the lack of high-end talent around him.
Raiders were just as talent-starved last year and O'Connell looked better than how Geno looks now.
Pete should also resign for dignity-based reasons.
Raiders were just as talent-starved last year and O'Connell looked better than how Geno looks now.
Pete should also resign for dignity-based reasons.
Jaguars-Cardinals being a banger was not on my bingo card.
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Jaguars-Cardinals being a banger was not on my bingo card.
This is a shot at @earlmontclair.bsky.social and his disgusting, confusingly erotic travel attire.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This is a shot at @earlmontclair.bsky.social and his disgusting, confusingly erotic travel attire.
Dad is home.
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Dad is home.
Listening to Somebody to Love for the first time:
Queen is so so so good
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Listening to Somebody to Love for the first time:
The Mesh merchant in Buffalo has probably worn out his welcome.
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The Mesh merchant in Buffalo has probably worn out his welcome.
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oh ok so drake lost his leg
Morris: Falcons "hopeful" Drake London (knee) plays Week 13.
He's been ruled out for Week 12.
He's been ruled out for Week 12.
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
oh ok so drake lost his leg
Stang just went to cloud nine knowing Seattle tried out Hendon Hooker.
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Stang just went to cloud nine knowing Seattle tried out Hendon Hooker.
This Carroll stint in Vegas is Raiders payback for the Tom Flores years in Seattle.
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This Carroll stint in Vegas is Raiders payback for the Tom Flores years in Seattle.
The Raiders ranking No. 9 in defensive DVOA looks like Pete just knows how to game the metric at this point.
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The Raiders ranking No. 9 in defensive DVOA looks like Pete just knows how to game the metric at this point.
Geno Smith has never had a home prime time start in which his offense has scored more than 20 points.
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Geno Smith has never had a home prime time start in which his offense has scored more than 20 points.
Sam Darnold has catapulted his way into 4th in the NFL in interception rate behind Tua, Geno, and McCarthy.
Can't imagine there's ever been a case where someone is outstanding in completion percentage (2nd at 70.2%) but also has a high interception rate.
Can't imagine there's ever been a case where someone is outstanding in completion percentage (2nd at 70.2%) but also has a high interception rate.
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Sam Darnold has catapulted his way into 4th in the NFL in interception rate behind Tua, Geno, and McCarthy.
Can't imagine there's ever been a case where someone is outstanding in completion percentage (2nd at 70.2%) but also has a high interception rate.
Can't imagine there's ever been a case where someone is outstanding in completion percentage (2nd at 70.2%) but also has a high interception rate.
Oluwatimi was not good in pass pro in this game.
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Oluwatimi was not good in pass pro in this game.
Unless the Seahawks are screwing with the injury report they need to commit to K9 as the clear lead back because this committee shit kills the flow of the offense.
Charbonnet has almost no efficiency with his touches this year.
Charbonnet has almost no efficiency with his touches this year.
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Unless the Seahawks are screwing with the injury report they need to commit to K9 as the clear lead back because this committee shit kills the flow of the offense.
Charbonnet has almost no efficiency with his touches this year.
Charbonnet has almost no efficiency with his touches this year.
Seahawks defense is for real. They defended the PA stuff superbly.
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Seahawks defense is for real. They defended the PA stuff superbly.
I think he should've been more specific with his messaging.
Mike Macdonald on what his message is for Sam Darnold after a four-interception game: “Keep ripping it, we’ve got your back.”
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I think he should've been more specific with his messaging.