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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 2h

i'm probably a horrible person because i learned about a "showman's graveyard" in oklahoma for circus performers and my first thought was "i wonder how many clowns they can fit in a coffin"

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 3h

honored and humbled for the university of georgia to place me on their "40 dumbest alumni under 40" list

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 4h

ahh i see that the liberty "university" student section is leaning into being a bunch of clowns

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 4h

soon i will be bragging about how low my carbon footprint is when i'm jackin' the beanstalk

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 5h

the future is so bleak that we're encouraging people (men) to continue through life without developing any sauce whatsoever

i mean hell even charlie brown had hoes

The Verge @theverge.com · 10h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 10h

nobody's waterboarding these out of me

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 13h

14. What is your craziest college story?

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 11h

demolished sandwich way too fast with only a 1/10 tummy ache please clap

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 12h

lmaooooo

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Chapel Bell Curve @chapelbellcurve.bsky.social · 12h

Starting a sentence with "(college football powerhouse) cannot be that dumb" was your first mistake.

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 12h

Apparently not unless my quick research missed it.

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 13h

Okay Penn State cannot be that dumb to swallow $49M just to hire Matt Rhule.

He is 2-23 against ranked teams and hasn't had a ranked win since he was at Temple.

Yes, he is 0-18 against ranked teams since he left Temple.

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

Falcons with the uniforms that should be permanent!

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

Journalism may still have a chance, folks.

Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING NEWS:

The Texas A&M police department confirms to Extra Points that the sandwich in question was “a pimento cheese” sandwich.

Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 2d

look I know journalism is a dying industry

but I want sandwich details goddammit

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

marinaded cocktober

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

I LOVE JOHNNY CASH BUT WHY DO YOU PEOPLE THINK THE COVER OF HURT IS BETTER THAN NIN

I DON'T CARE WHAT TRENT REZNOR SAYS

IT'S SO BORING

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

Gave my ex one last chance to reimburse me four thousand dollars in stolen belongings so she doesn't have to spend a minimum of four months in jail.

See you in Durham, I suppose!

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

galifinakis is a god tier "know when to talk know when to shut up"

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

she is in your dreams but actually in my inbox

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

He's told the story three times on camera but here is the most recent

m.youtube.com/watch?v=hv5T...

Mike Judge explains the origins of Boomhauer`s voice

YouTube video by Aperture Creek

m.youtube.com

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

are you familiar with the story about how mike judge started the boomhauer voice

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

dang ol' mines, man

like talmbout chipchipchip at them dang ol' walls til the money comes chippin' back, man

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

I did it for free, just like I did "FUCK TR*MP" graffiti with the asterisk censoring the dictator's name instead of the word "fuck" all around Athens in 2015 and 2016. Then 2019 and 2020. Then 2023 and 2024.

I am 30 years old I have been forced to vote against one man my entire adult life.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

I wish I stopped growing as a 6'2" 15-year-old

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

sometimes i look at 50's to 70's convertibles and laugh about how my neck would and head would make the windshield pointless

Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 1d

1969 Mercedes-Benz 280SL

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