The Dalai Parton
@jasonbiffle.bsky.social
Half-demon, half-Mephistopheles, already knows the tenor of life's darkest secrets. Professional Mad Max, Pumpkaboo enthusiast. 🌈 he/him
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I love whenever articles like this are all “SEE THE UNREASONABLE ANGRY DEMANDS OF THIS SJW TEACHER” and the teacher’s comment are always “please actually cite sources and try not to call your classmates demonic”
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I love whenever articles like this are all “SEE THE UNREASONABLE ANGRY DEMANDS OF THIS SJW TEACHER” and the teacher’s comment are always “please actually cite sources and try not to call your classmates demonic”
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Timeline of bullshit dog cleanse:
we had a paint bar date night over the weekend to immortalize our family in art
we had a paint bar date night over the weekend to immortalize our family in art
September 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Timeline of bullshit dog cleanse:
we had a paint bar date night over the weekend to immortalize our family in art
we had a paint bar date night over the weekend to immortalize our family in art
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
May we get Benoit Blanc mysteries every few years forever.
Absolutely loved WAKE UP DEAD MAN
Absolutely loved WAKE UP DEAD MAN
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
May we get Benoit Blanc mysteries every few years forever.
Absolutely loved WAKE UP DEAD MAN
Absolutely loved WAKE UP DEAD MAN
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Wait, hold on a minute...
THERE we go.
THERE we go.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Wait, hold on a minute...
THERE we go.
THERE we go.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
I was already excited, you don't need to sell me on it anymore
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I was already excited, you don't need to sell me on it anymore
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
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Calvin and Hobbes is one of a handful of pieces of art that I sort of expected to leave behind when I grew into adulthood but instead continue to point at in increasingly desperate ways to beg people to increase their humanity
Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Calvin and Hobbes is one of a handful of pieces of art that I sort of expected to leave behind when I grew into adulthood but instead continue to point at in increasingly desperate ways to beg people to increase their humanity
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BREAKING: Bill to release the Moleman Files passes the House 427 - 1. Subterraneous Q. Burrow (R - The Underkingdom) was the only no vote
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
BREAKING: Bill to release the Moleman Files passes the House 427 - 1. Subterraneous Q. Burrow (R - The Underkingdom) was the only no vote
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The year is 2010. Republicans oppose Obamacare, but have not offered up a comprehensive alternative.
The year is 2017. Republicans oppose Obamacare, but can't articulate a clear alternative.
The year is 2025 ...
Story from @jimpuzzanghera.bsky.social
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/17/n...
The year is 2017. Republicans oppose Obamacare, but can't articulate a clear alternative.
The year is 2025 ...
Story from @jimpuzzanghera.bsky.social
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/17/n...
With enhanced health care subsidies set to expire, Trump again wants to replace Obamacare. He still doesn’t have a plan. - The Boston Globe
The inability of Republicans to produce a comprehensive proposal further complicates the effort to address the subsidies before they expire on Dec. 31.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The year is 2010. Republicans oppose Obamacare, but have not offered up a comprehensive alternative.
The year is 2017. Republicans oppose Obamacare, but can't articulate a clear alternative.
The year is 2025 ...
Story from @jimpuzzanghera.bsky.social
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/17/n...
The year is 2017. Republicans oppose Obamacare, but can't articulate a clear alternative.
The year is 2025 ...
Story from @jimpuzzanghera.bsky.social
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/17/n...
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
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my takeaway from this letter is that glenn youngkin, rector sheridan and their flunkies on the board are deeply dishonest people who are engaged, with the trump administration, in a mob-style shakedown against the university of virginia
Former UVA president Jim Ryan, who resigned over the summer due to pressure from the Trump Administration, just shared this 12-page letter with the Faculty Senate, detailing his experience with the Board of Visitors and DOJ.
It's a surreal--and troubling--read.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Is6x...
It's a surreal--and troubling--read.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Is6x...
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
my takeaway from this letter is that glenn youngkin, rector sheridan and their flunkies on the board are deeply dishonest people who are engaged, with the trump administration, in a mob-style shakedown against the university of virginia
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Re: Epstein’s emails
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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Great time to rewatch SPOTLIGHT, the movie where crusading journalists learn that they’re actually the ones most directly responsible for covering up decades of serial child molestation because they just ignored the countless victims and whistleblowers who begged them to pay attention.
20 Priests Clip (Spotlight)
YouTube video by dek2635
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Great time to rewatch SPOTLIGHT, the movie where crusading journalists learn that they’re actually the ones most directly responsible for covering up decades of serial child molestation because they just ignored the countless victims and whistleblowers who begged them to pay attention.
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Another banger for the Michael Shannon file: www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Another banger for the Michael Shannon file: www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
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the bond franchise has already encountered and solved this problem
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
the bond franchise has already encountered and solved this problem
Portlandia - The Bad Tattoo w/ Eddie Vedder
YouTube video by Parachute Adams
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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It's almost this time of year.
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It's almost this time of year.