Jane Coaston
@janecoaston.bsky.social
Host of Crooked Media’s “What A Day.” Contributing writer at the New York Times. Previously: host of The Argument. Go Blue means Go the University of Michigan.
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[𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦] "...or you know that warm feeling inside that you get when you remember the president is looking out for you? That's a sort of dividend too."
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
[𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦] "...or you know that warm feeling inside that you get when you remember the president is looking out for you? That's a sort of dividend too."
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never seen a punt come to rest on the pylon like that before
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
never seen a punt come to rest on the pylon like that before
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Everyone's true "welcome to the Big Ten" moment is not when they win a conference title, or beat Ohio State or Michigan. It's the first time they drown in a bathtub at Iowa when its like, 38 degrees outside.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Everyone's true "welcome to the Big Ten" moment is not when they win a conference title, or beat Ohio State or Michigan. It's the first time they drown in a bathtub at Iowa when its like, 38 degrees outside.
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The last time we had anything on this level was the Isaiah Thomas game winner for Washington against Arizona, no?
November 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The last time we had anything on this level was the Isaiah Thomas game winner for Washington against Arizona, no?
Genuinely haven’t heard his voice do this since he stopped doing NCAA tournament games
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Genuinely haven’t heard his voice do this since he stopped doing NCAA tournament games
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Someone get Gus from the ceiling
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Someone get Gus from the ceiling
Admiral Ackbar is so clearly terrified and yet he trusts Lando to let them stay close to the star destroyers which helps them win the battle
And I know its been memed to death decades before "meme" even entered common lexicon, but imagine being a flight leader and hearing the fleet Admiral yell IT'S A TRAP in sudden horrified realization and before you can even process the implications youre too busy dodging a thousand TIEs to think.
November 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Admiral Ackbar is so clearly terrified and yet he trusts Lando to let them stay close to the star destroyers which helps them win the battle
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John Williams when scoring this part of the movie.
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
John Williams when scoring this part of the movie.
“I will not fight you, father” with the light dividing his face, yes it’s on the nose but it WORKS
Luke s decision to drop his weapon during his final climactic conflict is such a wonderfully radical choice, and it doesn't get the respect it deserves
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
“I will not fight you, father” with the light dividing his face, yes it’s on the nose but it WORKS
It is fundamentally perfect and makes me want to run through a wall youtu.be/xPZigWFyK2o?...
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It is fundamentally perfect and makes me want to run through a wall youtu.be/xPZigWFyK2o?...
“ITS A TRAP!”
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
“ITS A TRAP!”
“If you will not turn then perhaps she will” woo buddy
Vader finally getting Luke to open up the 40 oz can of whoopass
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
“If you will not turn then perhaps she will” woo buddy
I feel as if you’re forgetting about how ROTJ fucking rules in the back half
there are two good movies, Star Wars and Empire. Everything else except for Andor is 100% unnecessary.
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I feel as if you’re forgetting about how ROTJ fucking rules in the back half
It’s wild, people pretending they loved Jar Jar Binks
One of the funniest things about getting older is watching people my age succumb to nostalgia about these terrible films.
God its so insane anakin admits to slaughtering a bunch of kids and it’s just a non factor for padme
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
It’s wild, people pretending they loved Jar Jar Binks
It is exactly what they should have expected
Texas Tech letting Mahomes dress them for their biggest game in almost two decades and getting this crayon result is so good
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It is exactly what they should have expected
Haven’t seen Brigham Young this upset since the Utah War
Oh the BYU defense is mad mad.
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Haven’t seen Brigham Young this upset since the Utah War
Glass delusion but make it a president
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Glass delusion but make it a president
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lol. The "religious freedom" crusaders are literally trying to ban people from praying outside of immigration jails.
“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
lol. The "religious freedom" crusaders are literally trying to ban people from praying outside of immigration jails.
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I think “planning” died a month and a quarter ago somewhere around “heheh they’ll start blaming the Democrats and confirm our mandate for a Thousand Year Reich any minute now”
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I think “planning” died a month and a quarter ago somewhere around “heheh they’ll start blaming the Democrats and confirm our mandate for a Thousand Year Reich any minute now”
It’s just lying, just pure lying
Every obviously attractive female celebrity gets this discourse. Men 'don't like': Emily Ratajkowski, Margot Robbie, Taylor Swift, I could go on. They are always 'mid'
November 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It’s just lying, just pure lying
It is amusing when Online Men simultaneously argue that men have low standards while also pretending as if there’s a blonde pop star who would be hot but she’s … too short?
arguing about whether someone's hot is so fucking weird
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It is amusing when Online Men simultaneously argue that men have low standards while also pretending as if there’s a blonde pop star who would be hot but she’s … too short?
Also, they are *lying*.
Something I find very funny is people periodically talking about how Sabrina Carpenter "isn't hot to men", as if heterosexual male fans are the audience her career depends on. I thought we had all understood 'women mostly dress up for themselves, or for women' but looks like we've forgotten again.
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Also, they are *lying*.
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"Look, maybe this particular theory is a little bit nutty. But can you really BLAME people for believing Israel is capable of literally anything? Any evil cartoonish thing you could think of? I mean, come on!"
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"Look, maybe this particular theory is a little bit nutty. But can you really BLAME people for believing Israel is capable of literally anything? Any evil cartoonish thing you could think of? I mean, come on!"
You should do a deep dive on to whom you are speaking.
You should do a deep dive on the Mormons because they’re not angels like you might think. Look at the mountain Meadow massacre. Look into the crazy amount of child sex abuse in that church. They also believe their founder was talking to God with a rock in a hat.
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
You should do a deep dive on to whom you are speaking.