Jake Dean
@jake-dean.bsky.social
Writer + just some guy https://jake-dean.com/
Wholesome weekend of writerly stuff at the Australian Short Story Festival just gone. Finished too bloody soon I tell ya
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Wholesome weekend of writerly stuff at the Australian Short Story Festival just gone. Finished too bloody soon I tell ya
Had to scroll through sky news australia's facebook page for work and now my brain worms have brain worms
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Had to scroll through sky news australia's facebook page for work and now my brain worms have brain worms
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when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence
Hearing this more and more
My review of Jeffrey Epstein: 👎
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Hearing this more and more
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(trying to fit in with a group of criminals, badly) I'm wearing a fuckin wire
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
(trying to fit in with a group of criminals, badly) I'm wearing a fuckin wire
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this guy with 30k followers who follows 60k accounts is going to be my new best friend i can feel it
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
this guy with 30k followers who follows 60k accounts is going to be my new best friend i can feel it
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so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Wow what an inspiring message on my deodorant can, thank you [checks notes] Unilever corporation 🥲
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Wow what an inspiring message on my deodorant can, thank you [checks notes] Unilever corporation 🥲
odious exuse for an event www.crikey.com.au/2025/11/04/t...
1,400 dead horses: The grim numbers behind the Melbourne Cup
In the latest Paint by Numbers, Crikey lists the reasons the nation should stop the race that stops the nation.
www.crikey.com.au
November 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
odious exuse for an event www.crikey.com.au/2025/11/04/t...
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Happy anniversary to those who celebrate 🥳
October 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Happy anniversary to those who celebrate 🥳
shit's officially poppin off on the neighbourhood facebook group
October 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
shit's officially poppin off on the neighbourhood facebook group
Joyce Carol Oates spotted at kmart
saw a lady walking in to target, tears on her face, a giant plastic skeleton in each arm. there’s a story there
October 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Joyce Carol Oates spotted at kmart
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listening and learning. thank you gongle
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
listening and learning. thank you gongle
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All right i'll bite. What is New York City
October 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
All right i'll bite. What is New York City
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lol ok enjoy your pleasures of the flesh bro. We’ll be here on the computer engorging our minds
October 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
lol ok enjoy your pleasures of the flesh bro. We’ll be here on the computer engorging our minds
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the duality of man
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the duality of man
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“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡
Filmmaker Guillermo del Toro says 'I'd rather die' than use generative AI
Del Toro's new Frankenstein adaption reimagines Mary Shelley's 1818 Gothic novel. Frankenstein was like a tech bro: "creating something without considering the consequences," he explains.
www.npr.org
October 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡
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“I’ve stopped killing old people and hoarding their bones”
October 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
“I’ve stopped killing old people and hoarding their bones”
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Q: How did these explosives get there? Do these devices just grow in Gaza's soil? Or did a military put them there?
October 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Q: How did these explosives get there? Do these devices just grow in Gaza's soil? Or did a military put them there?