Patrick Lenton
@patricklenton.bsky.social
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(He/him) freelance writer and editor. Author of some books. My debut novel ‘In Spite of You’ out in 2025. Subscribe to my newsletter: https://heterosexualnonsense.substack.com/ Read my articles: https://linktr.ee/patricklenton
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Hooray! Today is release day of my debut novel, a queer rom-com called In Spite of You. I’m very excited and happy. You should go buy it and help a special boy

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Brought your book to the City of Melbourne Library @patricklenton.bsky.social! 😃 Today's read: In Spite of You by Patrick Lenton. #nowreading
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People allergic to peanuts in the Renaissance era had to carry around an epi-pencil
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S4e12 - bunch of hikers got mauled
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This is one of the more gruesome episodes I’ve ever seen. A good reason never to go outside
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unfortunately my app for speedy delivery of grandmothers failed to get off the ground. probably shouldn't have called it Instagram
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Season 4 and they have a faith healer episode. It’s honestly not hard to track the current deplorable state of their country when you realise how many people genuinely believe in insane woo-woo Christianity. Helps you remember they were founded by witch burning puritans
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Bluesky is quite bad at long threads, so I guess I’ll start a new one for my greys anatomy commentary.
I’m up to the Izzy and the cheque storyline and I HATE IT SO MUCH
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Ok I’m spending tonight filling one of my most egregious culture gaps - I am watching Greys Anatomy for the first time 👩‍⚕️
Despite my fear and disgust of on-screen surgery
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did you hear about the sculptor who managed to get his HUGE wall-mounted sculpture with three-dimensional elements raised from a flat base finished only a few minutes before deadline? it was a big relief
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📢 Thousands of people rallied for Palestine in Sydney despite a ban on an Opera House march.
Thousands join pro-Palestine march in Sydney
www.theage.com.au
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I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
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a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
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Hello dork-ass my old friend
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But she’d never give up her private jet (until it’s too late)
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Sometimes I wonder what Rayna James from the hit tv show Nashville would think of the rise of fascism
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The vet is next to my gym, but closes before I finish working out, so often I’ll pick up basils special food before I go in
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Dog food fell out of my bag at the gym today and I said “protein loading” really loudly and cackled, and weirdly nobody would make eye contact with me
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Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
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Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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Imagine how much better the world would be if the people who believed in the rapture actually got raptured
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Bringing a hustle and grind mindset to this internal ritual
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I can’t work out if my life problems are because of trafficking too much with dark powers or not trafficking enough with dark powers