Patrick Lenton
@patricklenton.bsky.social
(He/him) freelance writer and editor. Author of some books.
My debut novel ‘In Spite of You’ out in 2025.
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Patrick Lenton
@patricklenton.bsky.social
· Jul 31
Hooray! Today is release day of my debut novel, a queer rom-com called In Spite of You. I’m very excited and happy. You should go buy it and help a special boy
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I would have slayed as a scheming vizier. My robes would have been so tight and I’d be so good at whispering tea into the queens ear
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I would have slayed as a scheming vizier. My robes would have been so tight and I’d be so good at whispering tea into the queens ear
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Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
If my school bullied had dumped blood on me at the prom, I would have defeated them through rational debate
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 AM
If my school bullied had dumped blood on me at the prom, I would have defeated them through rational debate
Mr Sandman, bring me some sand - the biggest sand that ever did see
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Mr Sandman, bring me some sand - the biggest sand that ever did see
this is not a judgement, but i think the things that most dates this era in film and TV will be lip fillers. Kinda like how the feathery hair of the 80s dates that era, or the very thin eyebrows of the 90s
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
this is not a judgement, but i think the things that most dates this era in film and TV will be lip fillers. Kinda like how the feathery hair of the 80s dates that era, or the very thin eyebrows of the 90s
The US is totally post truth, it’s truly wild
oh my god I have my own page on the official White House website because I pushed back on Kristi Noem's claims that Kilmar Abrego Garcia was a “pedophilic illegal migrant gangbanger” and asked for evidence he'd been convicted of any of those crimes www.whitehouse.gov/media-bias-r...
Catherine Bouris Archives
www.whitehouse.gov
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 AM
The US is totally post truth, it’s truly wild
americans who have been to the UK or Australia and have watched Gilmore Girls, i need your help for something I'm writing - would a town like stars hollow have a "pub" or is that not really a thing over there? I have been to america, but not really to those kinds of towns
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
americans who have been to the UK or Australia and have watched Gilmore Girls, i need your help for something I'm writing - would a town like stars hollow have a "pub" or is that not really a thing over there? I have been to america, but not really to those kinds of towns
I’m a sucker for Stranger Things, I’m glad it’s back, even with all these weird adult teens. First episode is good
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I’m a sucker for Stranger Things, I’m glad it’s back, even with all these weird adult teens. First episode is good
It’s kinda crazy how many of my favourite fantasy authors all live in Australia
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
It’s kinda crazy how many of my favourite fantasy authors all live in Australia
Jonathan Bailey is so hot that I was down bad for him in the first show I saw him in, the super sexy Broadchurch season 1
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Jonathan Bailey is so hot that I was down bad for him in the first show I saw him in, the super sexy Broadchurch season 1
If I had a nickel for every actor from Gilmore girls who has appeared on greys anatomy I’d actually have a hefty pile of nickels. No idea if that’s good or not because wtf is a nickel and also what’s the conversion rate
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
If I had a nickel for every actor from Gilmore girls who has appeared on greys anatomy I’d actually have a hefty pile of nickels. No idea if that’s good or not because wtf is a nickel and also what’s the conversion rate
Have parkour people ever tried calming down
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Have parkour people ever tried calming down
Wonderful things happening on Twitter
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Wonderful things happening on Twitter
Mitch brown has inspired me. I’m happy to announce that I’m coming out as the very first bisexual pop culture journalist
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Mitch brown has inspired me. I’m happy to announce that I’m coming out as the very first bisexual pop culture journalist
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
Hey guys I’ve been busy designing some weather website so I haven’t had much time to post, but now I’m very very rich. Any news?
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Hey guys I’ve been busy designing some weather website so I haven’t had much time to post, but now I’m very very rich. Any news?
I don’t care that Jonathan Bailey surprised people in a wicked screening in Sydney, it should have happened to me (in my bed)
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I don’t care that Jonathan Bailey surprised people in a wicked screening in Sydney, it should have happened to me (in my bed)
Quick question, did we ever find out wtf those guys meant by “your sex is on fire”?
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Quick question, did we ever find out wtf those guys meant by “your sex is on fire”?
When I die they’re not going to put RIP on my tomb, it will say VIP
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
When I die they’re not going to put RIP on my tomb, it will say VIP
I take a bunch of powders and pills at night for this health thing I have, and I’ve started mixing them all together and calling it “my potion” and imaging I have to drink it to stave off a witch’s curse, and let me tell you: not only does it work, it also makes me respect myself a little less
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I take a bunch of powders and pills at night for this health thing I have, and I’ve started mixing them all together and calling it “my potion” and imaging I have to drink it to stave off a witch’s curse, and let me tell you: not only does it work, it also makes me respect myself a little less
Genetically, not a nice guy!
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Genetically, not a nice guy!
Not everyone can be a passenger princess, some of us are a lesser passenger duke, we sit in the back and we have to hold the potato salad
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Not everyone can be a passenger princess, some of us are a lesser passenger duke, we sit in the back and we have to hold the potato salad
I’m up to season 6 of greys anatomy and Ellen Pompeo is pregnant so they’ve give her a storyline where she’s constantly tucked up into bed
November 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I’m up to season 6 of greys anatomy and Ellen Pompeo is pregnant so they’ve give her a storyline where she’s constantly tucked up into bed
The asbestos sand would cure me
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 AM
The asbestos sand would cure me
Sometimes I call my dog a “good man” instead of a “good boy” because I feel like he’s made a really adult decision
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Sometimes I call my dog a “good man” instead of a “good boy” because I feel like he’s made a really adult decision