Jacob Morris
@jacobmorris.ca
Occasionally insightful sports commentary. Mostly photos of dogs and/or babies.
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October 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Beware the Ides of March
March 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Beware the Ides of March
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Canadian politics immediately before tariffs and immediately after
March 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Canadian politics immediately before tariffs and immediately after
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I hope Americans understand, Canadians won’t just go without sipping your bourbon, peeling your oranges, or visiting your sunny climes. We will scrape the lichen off the fucking rocks.
Trudeau: "I want to speak first directly to the American people. We don't want this. We want to work with you as a friend and ally. We don't want to see you hurt either. But your government has chosen to do this to you. As of this morning, markets are down and inflation is set to rise dramatically."
March 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I hope Americans understand, Canadians won’t just go without sipping your bourbon, peeling your oranges, or visiting your sunny climes. We will scrape the lichen off the fucking rocks.
Ultra nationalist me: FUCK YOU AMERICANS, LET’S SETTLE THIS ON THE ICE, LOSER GETS ANNEXED!
Hockey fan me: (looks at Team USA roster) ummm, dude, maybe that’s not a good idea if you like, dunno, healthcare?
Hockey fan me: (looks at Team USA roster) ummm, dude, maybe that’s not a good idea if you like, dunno, healthcare?
February 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Ultra nationalist me: FUCK YOU AMERICANS, LET’S SETTLE THIS ON THE ICE, LOSER GETS ANNEXED!
Hockey fan me: (looks at Team USA roster) ummm, dude, maybe that’s not a good idea if you like, dunno, healthcare?
Hockey fan me: (looks at Team USA roster) ummm, dude, maybe that’s not a good idea if you like, dunno, healthcare?
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Especially these next 4 years we gotta keep reminding our LGBTQIA+ peeps that they are loved and welcomed here.
January 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Especially these next 4 years we gotta keep reminding our LGBTQIA+ peeps that they are loved and welcomed here.
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A primer on the two biggest issue facing Canadians
January 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
A primer on the two biggest issue facing Canadians
Time for Canada’s favourite holiday tradition - placing the sporting weight of a nation on a bunch of teenagers
December 27, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Time for Canada’s favourite holiday tradition - placing the sporting weight of a nation on a bunch of teenagers
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Them: Bluesky is a liberal monoculture.
Bluesky liberals:
Bluesky liberals:
November 24, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Them: Bluesky is a liberal monoculture.
Bluesky liberals:
Bluesky liberals:
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Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Sportswriter: The cup says Gatorade on it, because the league is sponsored by them, but the player is actually drinking Pedialyte out of it
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Sportswriter: The cup says Gatorade on it, because the league is sponsored by them, but the player is actually drinking Pedialyte out of it
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Media scholar: The medium is the message. What does it mean that we have cups?
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Media scholar: The medium is the message. What does it mean that we have cups?
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
AI auditor: let's not reach a conclusion before we can assess and independently verify how much is in the cup
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
AI auditor: let's not reach a conclusion before we can assess and independently verify how much is in the cup
November 24, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Sportswriter: The cup says Gatorade on it, because the league is sponsored by them, but the player is actually drinking Pedialyte out of it
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Sportswriter: The cup says Gatorade on it, because the league is sponsored by them, but the player is actually drinking Pedialyte out of it
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You don’t abandon someone’s right to exist because it “doesn’t poll well” unless you’re a piece of shit
November 22, 2024 at 12:09 AM
You don’t abandon someone’s right to exist because it “doesn’t poll well” unless you’re a piece of shit
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My teams I cheer for, on the Fun/Good scale, as of November 2024
November 20, 2024 at 9:54 PM
My teams I cheer for, on the Fun/Good scale, as of November 2024
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As soon as you back down on sports you've effectively conceded the argument for trans rights to the bigots. That's how wedge issues work, it's the blade end of the axe-head, and you've stipulated to their basic premise
November 7, 2024 at 11:25 PM
As soon as you back down on sports you've effectively conceded the argument for trans rights to the bigots. That's how wedge issues work, it's the blade end of the axe-head, and you've stipulated to their basic premise
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I will die on the hill that trans kids should be allowed to play sports with whatever gender they identify with, because youth sports are not a societal good beyond providing a place of acceptance for the kids who play them, fucking fight me.
I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.
November 7, 2024 at 4:51 PM
I will die on the hill that trans kids should be allowed to play sports with whatever gender they identify with, because youth sports are not a societal good beyond providing a place of acceptance for the kids who play them, fucking fight me.
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Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
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trying to be put my energy into something positive in this new space. I started a baseball women starter pack 🫶⚾️ go.bsky.app/QyKWhsb
November 7, 2024 at 3:14 PM
trying to be put my energy into something positive in this new space. I started a baseball women starter pack 🫶⚾️ go.bsky.app/QyKWhsb
Doing the lord’s work over here
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November 7, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Doing the lord’s work over here
Increasingly relevant
JON HEYMAN: This is great for the game of baseball.
[Dodgers sign all the players]
[Dodgers keep signing all the players]
JON: yes
[World engulfed in Dodgers]
JON: oh god yes
[Dodgers sign all the players]
[Dodgers keep signing all the players]
JON: yes
[World engulfed in Dodgers]
JON: oh god yes
November 6, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Increasingly relevant
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Tell me something girl
Are you happy in this modern world?
Are you happy in this modern world?
January 4, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Tell me something girl
Are you happy in this modern world?
Are you happy in this modern world?
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The Toronto PWHL team is really just rebuilding Team Canada and I'm here for it.
September 18, 2023 at 6:45 PM
The Toronto PWHL team is really just rebuilding Team Canada and I'm here for it.
Bob Barker died like he lived, getting as close as he could to 100 without going over
August 26, 2023 at 5:44 PM
Bob Barker died like he lived, getting as close as he could to 100 without going over
Meet the new app, same as the old app.
August 26, 2023 at 3:30 PM
Meet the new app, same as the old app.