Kelsey (festive) 🎄🏴☠️
@11lizzie.bsky.social
I collect baseball cards & nail polish ⚾️💅🏼 • my job is yinzer 🏴☠️ • PC: Ke’Bryan, Skenes, everyone MLB • crafty ✂️🪡🧶 • birb spotter 🐦⬛👀 • polyJAMorous 🤘🎧 • occasional nuisance ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆☁︎ she/her 🏳️🌈 ♈︎ ♐︎ ♑︎
https://11lizzie.carrd.co
https://11lizzie.carrd.co
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trying to be put my energy into something positive in this new space. I started a baseball women starter pack 🫶⚾️ go.bsky.app/QyKWhsb
this defunct west/central PA cherry soda was delicious but uh, still in poor taste
December 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
this defunct west/central PA cherry soda was delicious but uh, still in poor taste
trying to stay whimsical when work is actively crushing me
December 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
trying to stay whimsical when work is actively crushing me
“yes, that one” is all you really need to know about the South Side Burger King
South Side. 1820 East Carson Street - Burger King. Yes, that one. Caller said some guy ordered a bunch of cheeseburgers and then started to throw them at other customers.
December 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“yes, that one” is all you really need to know about the South Side Burger King
WOAH
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
WOAH
well damn, hang the “Pirates interested” banner
December 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
well damn, hang the “Pirates interested” banner
I only started using this app to track my workouts around the end of August but clearly my goal for next year is to lift the entire statue of liberty
December 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I only started using this app to track my workouts around the end of August but clearly my goal for next year is to lift the entire statue of liberty
the pirates are only making big offers to top free agents that they know will never accept and I don’t think we should give them credit for “trying”
December 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
the pirates are only making big offers to top free agents that they know will never accept and I don’t think we should give them credit for “trying”
“all your new teammates would keep their blood inside their bodies” -GMBC, probably
December 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
“all your new teammates would keep their blood inside their bodies” -GMBC, probably
if you see this, post your favorite Pokémon
December 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
if you see this, post your favorite Pokémon
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There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
somehow forgot to post my final nail art of the fall season from two weeks ago 💀🍂
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
somehow forgot to post my final nail art of the fall season from two weeks ago 💀🍂
Greg Brown is not responsible enough to handle talking about The Password in the booth
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Greg Brown is not responsible enough to handle talking about The Password in the booth
I have arrived at the hardest part of the crochet project (for me): blocking/attaching all the pieces and weaving in all the ends 😵💫
December 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I have arrived at the hardest part of the crochet project (for me): blocking/attaching all the pieces and weaving in all the ends 😵💫
learning a lot of new things with my latest WIP, like tapestry crochet and making buttonholes 🧶
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
learning a lot of new things with my latest WIP, like tapestry crochet and making buttonholes 🧶
crushed it; the workout and the gym fit 🦖
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
crushed it; the workout and the gym fit 🦖
now that Dylan Cease is off the board it’s time for the pirates to announce they were also putting together a “serious offer” for him (they were not)
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
now that Dylan Cease is off the board it’s time for the pirates to announce they were also putting together a “serious offer” for him (they were not)
watching a rifftrax movie like
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
watching a rifftrax movie like
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what if he had a Fetterman stroke and his beliefs did the ol switcharoo
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
what if he had a Fetterman stroke and his beliefs did the ol switcharoo
crochet hyperfixation still going strong
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
crochet hyperfixation still going strong
…was bob nutting finally visited by the ghosts of Baseball Past, Present, and Future?
According to Jeff Passan, the Pirates are:
-Planning to spend quite a bit in free agency
-Interested in Kyle Schwarber and were in on Josh Naylor before he signed with SEA
-Considering giving 19-year-old top prospect Konnor Griffin a chance to win the 2026 OD SS job
www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
-Planning to spend quite a bit in free agency
-Interested in Kyle Schwarber and were in on Josh Naylor before he signed with SEA
-Considering giving 19-year-old top prospect Konnor Griffin a chance to win the 2026 OD SS job
www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
Passan's MLB offseason preview: Every signing or trade we could see this winter
From the big-name signing to the could-be trade, Jeff Passan breaks down the winter to come.
www.espn.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
…was bob nutting finally visited by the ghosts of Baseball Past, Present, and Future?
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This year's Yinzer Holiday Gift Guide (now in year 17, I believe) is a fun read and is full of dozens of local goodies such as these. Get in on the shopping fun, Pittsburgh! Nothing is an ad! I have extremely good taste! breathingspace.substack.com/p/2025-yinze...
November 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This year's Yinzer Holiday Gift Guide (now in year 17, I believe) is a fun read and is full of dozens of local goodies such as these. Get in on the shopping fun, Pittsburgh! Nothing is an ad! I have extremely good taste! breathingspace.substack.com/p/2025-yinze...
wishing you all a very merry sell the fuckin team, Bob ☃️
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
wishing you all a very merry sell the fuckin team, Bob ☃️