I still feel so lost without joanns, I keep saving sewing patterns like where tf am I gonna find fabric now. My mom had an employee discount and everything 🥲

as soon as I read the post I could almost taste that sweet sweet artificial cherry 🥲

no no we’d never harm PNC Park, having Nutting walk the plank into the Allegheny tho?

just my written vocabulary

(my team is usually VERY good about protecting our peace and work-life balance but that also means we sometimes get tapped for super critical work 😅

if it seems like I’m crashing out it’s bc I am but deep down I’m fine, in a sick way I thrive on trying to work on 6+ different projects at once)

it did get a Cracked article a few years ago lol www.reddit.com/r/pittsburgh...

it’s got a real Bermuda Triangle energy surrounding it, gotta be careful if you’re gonna get that close lol

NO WAY 😅 and it actually made it to you in one piece?

I guess GMBC can just head back to Pittsburgh and start packing up his office

I know I’m on a different plane of suffering but I would also be mad if my team steamrolled the division no problem and then fell apart right at the start of the postseason every year

my memes are all pilfered but always free to good homes 🫡

hang the banner!!

I would go feral for a 29-team collusion to stick the pirates with the next goofy FA offer they make

my current rating for the pirates offseason

I don’t think I’d know what to do if it happened