Jacob Morris
@jacobmorris.ca
Occasionally insightful sports commentary. Mostly photos of dogs and/or babies.
Beware the Ides of March
March 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Beware the Ides of March
Or, what if we assembled a team of horrifying looking monsters? Each more hideous to look at than the last! They would be so repulsive to behold that their mere presence would be unbearable. Opposing teams would be rendered catatonic by the sight of them, making us unbeatable!
January 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Or, what if we assembled a team of horrifying looking monsters? Each more hideous to look at than the last! They would be so repulsive to behold that their mere presence would be unbearable. Opposing teams would be rendered catatonic by the sight of them, making us unbeatable!
With apologies to Flight of the Conchords - his eyes are so potent, that in this small segment, he made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
January 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
With apologies to Flight of the Conchords - his eyes are so potent, that in this small segment, he made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
I’d like to mildly bend the no kids rule to answer with I became a dad!
December 31, 2024 at 10:23 PM
I’d like to mildly bend the no kids rule to answer with I became a dad!
Caine was the LEAD in that movie, but your point still stands
December 25, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Caine was the LEAD in that movie, but your point still stands
He looks just like my baby!
November 7, 2024 at 9:27 PM
He looks just like my baby!
