Jack Walsh
@jackwaltimore.bsky.social
Despair would be appropriate in principle, but it is pointless in practice.
All quotations are fraudulent and/or actionably libelous (unless otherwise indicated by the context).
All quotations are fraudulent and/or actionably libelous (unless otherwise indicated by the context).
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The truth is that a lot of veterans didn't care enough about their Afghan friends to change their vote. www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The truth is that a lot of veterans didn't care enough about their Afghan friends to change their vote. www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...
"She drives around in a white mustang convertible like a Lana Del Rey song come to life."
As a former employee of Enterprise Rent-a-Car in Los Angeles, let me assure you that is in fact like a quartet of German or Midwestern 23 year-olds or a Pakistani couple on their honeymoon.
As a former employee of Enterprise Rent-a-Car in Los Angeles, let me assure you that is in fact like a quartet of German or Midwestern 23 year-olds or a Pakistani couple on their honeymoon.
i realized that the detail in this anecdote that infuriates me the most is that he specifies that it's the KING JAMES bible. not sure why it's so irritating but it REALLY is
The credulity.
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 AM
"She drives around in a white mustang convertible like a Lana Del Rey song come to life."
As a former employee of Enterprise Rent-a-Car in Los Angeles, let me assure you that is in fact like a quartet of German or Midwestern 23 year-olds or a Pakistani couple on their honeymoon.
As a former employee of Enterprise Rent-a-Car in Los Angeles, let me assure you that is in fact like a quartet of German or Midwestern 23 year-olds or a Pakistani couple on their honeymoon.
At any moment, we could find ourselves in a situation wherein the President of the United States is fucking his wife, so that sounds like a legacy to me.
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
At any moment, we could find ourselves in a situation wherein the President of the United States is fucking his wife, so that sounds like a legacy to me.
I don't know why I'm taking this so personally as someone who watched the writer of this show take off Kate Mara's underwear for 14 takes (her hip bone did look weird in the first 12, it was professionally sound that this happened) but I am.
so when olivia nuzzi tweeted that the kate mara character in house of cards was unrealistic, what she really meant was that kate mara's character is a rank amateur compared to her
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I don't know why I'm taking this so personally as someone who watched the writer of this show take off Kate Mara's underwear for 14 takes (her hip bone did look weird in the first 12, it was professionally sound that this happened) but I am.
I was contacted by my second Handyman LLM startup from the Bay Area today. At least this one was Series A.
They do full LIDAR scans of the houses so they can deploy handymen automatically to the site or something... I was hearing a whole lot of technology that is being paid for with my wages.
They do full LIDAR scans of the houses so they can deploy handymen automatically to the site or something... I was hearing a whole lot of technology that is being paid for with my wages.
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I was contacted by my second Handyman LLM startup from the Bay Area today. At least this one was Series A.
They do full LIDAR scans of the houses so they can deploy handymen automatically to the site or something... I was hearing a whole lot of technology that is being paid for with my wages.
They do full LIDAR scans of the houses so they can deploy handymen automatically to the site or something... I was hearing a whole lot of technology that is being paid for with my wages.
I have been on Team RFK Was Decisive for a year now, which means I now must follow the franchise to its rebrand as Team Crucify This Bitch.
People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I have been on Team RFK Was Decisive for a year now, which means I now must follow the franchise to its rebrand as Team Crucify This Bitch.
If it were me, I think I would rather be a prop in one scene of the play than a running joke throughout.
Well if YOU'd been fired nine years ago by the New Yorker for unethical stuff, you would never ask yourself the question
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If it were me, I think I would rather be a prop in one scene of the play than a running joke throughout.
The free Yo Gabba Gabba channel plays commercials for other FAST rerun channels including the Super Mario channel, and they show clips of the live-action Super Mario segments from the early 90's, and I'm lowkey shocked at how offensive they were to Italians.
Mario is a Vaudevillian fat dumbass.
Mario is a Vaudevillian fat dumbass.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The free Yo Gabba Gabba channel plays commercials for other FAST rerun channels including the Super Mario channel, and they show clips of the live-action Super Mario segments from the early 90's, and I'm lowkey shocked at how offensive they were to Italians.
Mario is a Vaudevillian fat dumbass.
Mario is a Vaudevillian fat dumbass.
I mean, this is a little harsh, but does justice cry out for her entire existence to turn into Tilda Swinton's life in "We Need To Talk About Kevin"?
Yes, clearly.
Yes, clearly.
there exists a category of moral wrong which cannot really be punished by anything other than the public driving them to suicide and that's more or less what Nuzzi did
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I mean, this is a little harsh, but does justice cry out for her entire existence to turn into Tilda Swinton's life in "We Need To Talk About Kevin"?
Yes, clearly.
Yes, clearly.
So how are things looking with the Vanity Fair gig?
Again, if you put Olivia Nuzzi's actions in a screenplay, everyone in the club who's been feverishly jacking her off would be howling about the rank sexism of impugning female reporters like that.
Again, if you put Olivia Nuzzi's actions in a screenplay, everyone in the club who's been feverishly jacking her off would be howling about the rank sexism of impugning female reporters like that.
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
So how are things looking with the Vanity Fair gig?
Again, if you put Olivia Nuzzi's actions in a screenplay, everyone in the club who's been feverishly jacking her off would be howling about the rank sexism of impugning female reporters like that.
Again, if you put Olivia Nuzzi's actions in a screenplay, everyone in the club who's been feverishly jacking her off would be howling about the rank sexism of impugning female reporters like that.
I murked this fucking house.
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I murked this fucking house.
Goddamnit, the beak and the coccyx popped the brining bag simultaneously.
But now that I've decapitated it, it almost feels like a waste that I'm not into Santeria.
But now that I've decapitated it, it almost feels like a waste that I'm not into Santeria.
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Goddamnit, the beak and the coccyx popped the brining bag simultaneously.
But now that I've decapitated it, it almost feels like a waste that I'm not into Santeria.
But now that I've decapitated it, it almost feels like a waste that I'm not into Santeria.
The man has ejaculated inside of Fair Columbia herself, and what he plans to do henceforth is an affront to basic human decency beyond any measure of contempt.
RFK Jr. is neither a joke nor a well-intentioned proponent of public health with a few kooky beliefs. He's a menace, evil even by the standards of Trump's inner circle, and the failure of the political press to convey this is maddening
I actually think it’s okay to take a ridiculous scandal seriously when it involves a wingnut conspiracy theorist in charge of things like vaccine policy and pandemic preparedness
Sorry to be a wet blanket 🤷🏻♀️
Sorry to be a wet blanket 🤷🏻♀️
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
The man has ejaculated inside of Fair Columbia herself, and what he plans to do henceforth is an affront to basic human decency beyond any measure of contempt.
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The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
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Wow it really is just like God.
OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Wow it really is just like God.
In Legally Blonde, when Elle realizes that she has to start living her life for herself because that dipshit is never going to take her seriously.
I'm a cryer.
I'm a cryer.
What movie scene will make you cry everytime you see it?
I'll go first.
Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium.
When Mr. Magorium (Dustin Hoffman) explains to Mahoney that he going to die.
I'll go first.
Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium.
When Mr. Magorium (Dustin Hoffman) explains to Mahoney that he going to die.
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
In Legally Blonde, when Elle realizes that she has to start living her life for herself because that dipshit is never going to take her seriously.
I'm a cryer.
I'm a cryer.
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I just saw a non-follower account casually refer to me as "Ozempic Jack" like this is a thing.
I know it's not a thing, but it was still oddly disconcerting.
I know it's not a thing, but it was still oddly disconcerting.
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I just saw a non-follower account casually refer to me as "Ozempic Jack" like this is a thing.
I know it's not a thing, but it was still oddly disconcerting.
I know it's not a thing, but it was still oddly disconcerting.
Sadly, Thumbtack does not give refunds for people asking you to commit suicide.
I even offered to do shingle clips along the top roofline climbing up on the roof from the balcony, but he was very set on LED disco lights on the underside of the eaves... Like, you better rent a condor crane, bruh.
I even offered to do shingle clips along the top roofline climbing up on the roof from the balcony, but he was very set on LED disco lights on the underside of the eaves... Like, you better rent a condor crane, bruh.
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Sadly, Thumbtack does not give refunds for people asking you to commit suicide.
I even offered to do shingle clips along the top roofline climbing up on the roof from the balcony, but he was very set on LED disco lights on the underside of the eaves... Like, you better rent a condor crane, bruh.
I even offered to do shingle clips along the top roofline climbing up on the roof from the balcony, but he was very set on LED disco lights on the underside of the eaves... Like, you better rent a condor crane, bruh.
Free heroin clinics nationwide. Medicaid should pay for FFS, breast augmentation, and BBL for transwomen in addition to reassignment. Restore PEPFAR so that I can use the phrase "Fat PEPFAR" without weeping for the masses of needless dead and then make Fat PEPFAR a thing.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Free heroin clinics nationwide. Medicaid should pay for FFS, breast augmentation, and BBL for transwomen in addition to reassignment. Restore PEPFAR so that I can use the phrase "Fat PEPFAR" without weeping for the masses of needless dead and then make Fat PEPFAR a thing.
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I hope folks realize that between Trump, Kushner, Hegseth, Witkoff, Noem, RFK, Jr., Kash Patel, and Tulsi Gabbard, this country is almost entirely undefended.
Q: Have you heard this audio that Bloomberg has of Witkoff coaching the Russians on how to appeal to you?
TRUMP: That's a standard thing. He's gotta sell this to Ukraine, he's gonna sell Ukraine to Russia. That's what a dealmaker does. I haven't heard it but I heard it was standard negotiation.
TRUMP: That's a standard thing. He's gotta sell this to Ukraine, he's gonna sell Ukraine to Russia. That's what a dealmaker does. I haven't heard it but I heard it was standard negotiation.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I hope folks realize that between Trump, Kushner, Hegseth, Witkoff, Noem, RFK, Jr., Kash Patel, and Tulsi Gabbard, this country is almost entirely undefended.
You've gotta give credit where credit is due: he is being far more transparent with his death in office than his predecessor was.
Biden's cabinet secretaries couldn't get in a room with him by end; Trump gathers his cabinet in a room for media events where we all watch him die.
Biden's cabinet secretaries couldn't get in a room with him by end; Trump gathers his cabinet in a room for media events where we all watch him die.
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
You've gotta give credit where credit is due: he is being far more transparent with his death in office than his predecessor was.
Biden's cabinet secretaries couldn't get in a room with him by end; Trump gathers his cabinet in a room for media events where we all watch him die.
Biden's cabinet secretaries couldn't get in a room with him by end; Trump gathers his cabinet in a room for media events where we all watch him die.
The Transphobe label is the Prop 65 warning of Bluesky.
The difference being that no one in CA has consciously recognized one of those in years, whereas some Bskyers will still drop a smug "I see that you contain chemicals that are been known to cause cancer" like that shit means anything.
The difference being that no one in CA has consciously recognized one of those in years, whereas some Bskyers will still drop a smug "I see that you contain chemicals that are been known to cause cancer" like that shit means anything.
I'm on a transphobe list for sticking up for Sarah McBride and saying misgendering her is always wrong.
No, I do not “pick on” trans people, I have never done anything like this. And frankly, I think the willingness of some people to completely invent accusations of transphobia in the desperate search for a cudgel against ideological opponents suggests they don’t really care about transphobia
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The Transphobe label is the Prop 65 warning of Bluesky.
The difference being that no one in CA has consciously recognized one of those in years, whereas some Bskyers will still drop a smug "I see that you contain chemicals that are been known to cause cancer" like that shit means anything.
The difference being that no one in CA has consciously recognized one of those in years, whereas some Bskyers will still drop a smug "I see that you contain chemicals that are been known to cause cancer" like that shit means anything.
Oohhh, I think my turkey just died! I better get down there while it's still warm.
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Oohhh, I think my turkey just died! I better get down there while it's still warm.
I always assumed the risk of the pope getting assertive in American politics were too high, but now that the Holy Father is American and very much a man of these times, I can see Bob starting to make moves on the freak-ass too-online para-Catholic set in the near future.
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I always assumed the risk of the pope getting assertive in American politics were too high, but now that the Holy Father is American and very much a man of these times, I can see Bob starting to make moves on the freak-ass too-online para-Catholic set in the near future.