Jack Walsh
@jackwaltimore.bsky.social
Despair would be appropriate in principle, but it is pointless in practice.
All quotations are fraudulent and/or actionably libelous (unless otherwise indicated by the context).
All quotations are fraudulent and/or actionably libelous (unless otherwise indicated by the context).
Wait, Karoline Leavitt's dad is in the picture?!
So why is her husband more than twice her age?
So why is her husband more than twice her age?
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Wait, Karoline Leavitt's dad is in the picture?!
So why is her husband more than twice her age?
So why is her husband more than twice her age?
I murked this fucking house.
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I murked this fucking house.
Give me some basic warm white any day.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Give me some basic warm white any day.
Sadly, Thumbtack does not give refunds for people asking you to commit suicide.
I even offered to do shingle clips along the top roofline climbing up on the roof from the balcony, but he was very set on LED disco lights on the underside of the eaves... Like, you better rent a condor crane, bruh.
I even offered to do shingle clips along the top roofline climbing up on the roof from the balcony, but he was very set on LED disco lights on the underside of the eaves... Like, you better rent a condor crane, bruh.
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Sadly, Thumbtack does not give refunds for people asking you to commit suicide.
I even offered to do shingle clips along the top roofline climbing up on the roof from the balcony, but he was very set on LED disco lights on the underside of the eaves... Like, you better rent a condor crane, bruh.
I even offered to do shingle clips along the top roofline climbing up on the roof from the balcony, but he was very set on LED disco lights on the underside of the eaves... Like, you better rent a condor crane, bruh.
Correction: they killed it when I walked in the door.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Correction: they killed it when I walked in the door.
"What the fuck did I tell you about these people?"
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"What the fuck did I tell you about these people?"
Saying it's all gender is so patronizing. Women have every bit as much right as men to produce horrifically embarrassing photos of themselves.
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Saying it's all gender is so patronizing. Women have every bit as much right as men to produce horrifically embarrassing photos of themselves.
An movie that takes place where you're from:
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
An movie that takes place where you're from:
"In light of recent intelligence, we will be stepping up the volume and tempo of old-dick interdiction measures"
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"In light of recent intelligence, we will be stepping up the volume and tempo of old-dick interdiction measures"
This is who "Quiet, Piggy" was directed at.
It wouldn't be better if she was fat, but it would be substantially more coherent and less overtly batshit insane.
It wouldn't be better if she was fat, but it would be substantially more coherent and less overtly batshit insane.
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
This is who "Quiet, Piggy" was directed at.
It wouldn't be better if she was fat, but it would be substantially more coherent and less overtly batshit insane.
It wouldn't be better if she was fat, but it would be substantially more coherent and less overtly batshit insane.
I'm not saying this in the sense of turning his words back around on him, or trying to be cute, but this is objectively valid cause for someone (not me obviously) to kill him summarily and immediately.
He's the one who signed the permission slip, don't look at me.
He's the one who signed the permission slip, don't look at me.
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I'm not saying this in the sense of turning his words back around on him, or trying to be cute, but this is objectively valid cause for someone (not me obviously) to kill him summarily and immediately.
He's the one who signed the permission slip, don't look at me.
He's the one who signed the permission slip, don't look at me.
In that the Republic is ruled by the enemies of all it stands for, as opposed to its literal enemies in the prior case?
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
In that the Republic is ruled by the enemies of all it stands for, as opposed to its literal enemies in the prior case?
Good on the House GOP for standing on the right side of history and standing up for the sovereign rights of America's dependencies.
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Good on the House GOP for standing on the right side of history and standing up for the sovereign rights of America's dependencies.
Always worth posting, regardless of the context.
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Always worth posting, regardless of the context.
"Black folks are a dry tit and I've burned through self-righteous white people... Who's left?"
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"Black folks are a dry tit and I've burned through self-righteous white people... Who's left?"
You'd think that the Royal Navy would have a more immediate need for the modern sense of this term.
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
You'd think that the Royal Navy would have a more immediate need for the modern sense of this term.
Yes, Josh Barro is correct that people who weren't as smart as me were correct to officially record that I'm a dumbass (and try to convince me of the same) because I couldn't make deadlines when I was fucking 14.
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Yes, Josh Barro is correct that people who weren't as smart as me were correct to officially record that I'm a dumbass (and try to convince me of the same) because I couldn't make deadlines when I was fucking 14.
Yeah, I picked up on that from some of the most pointed insults to my intelligence I've ever caught on a website where a low-integer percentage of the userbase thinks I'm an asshole, but you can take the Gauleiter's word for it:
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Yeah, I picked up on that from some of the most pointed insults to my intelligence I've ever caught on a website where a low-integer percentage of the userbase thinks I'm an asshole, but you can take the Gauleiter's word for it:
The amazing thing about the submission of the entire American elite and press corps to fascism is that they completely forgot all of their corrupt mutual obligations with the Democratic Party.
They left us holding nothing but a can of gasoline and a lighter.
They left us holding nothing but a can of gasoline and a lighter.
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The amazing thing about the submission of the entire American elite and press corps to fascism is that they completely forgot all of their corrupt mutual obligations with the Democratic Party.
They left us holding nothing but a can of gasoline and a lighter.
They left us holding nothing but a can of gasoline and a lighter.
I'm not sure if this guy is signing my death warrant here, but I still feel like I should ask for a consulting fee.
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I'm not sure if this guy is signing my death warrant here, but I still feel like I should ask for a consulting fee.
No one is going to give a fuck how smart you are unless you know how to sell it socially.
It actually guarantees worse outcomes at a certain point.
It actually guarantees worse outcomes at a certain point.
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
No one is going to give a fuck how smart you are unless you know how to sell it socially.
It actually guarantees worse outcomes at a certain point.
It actually guarantees worse outcomes at a certain point.