Eli
@itselijahagain.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ he/him | dog dad | also a human dad | data dork
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Instead of just replying “shut the fuck up” or dunking on people, I’ve moved into my blocking era.
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Instead of just replying “shut the fuck up” or dunking on people, I’ve moved into my blocking era.
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if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
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I just finished Cuckoo by Gretchen Felker-Martin, and my queer (extreme) horror fans, please be assured that you need this one. It’s goopy, it’s messy, and best of all it’s filled with amazing queer characters fighting against anyone and anything in their way, including themselves. It whips.
November 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I just finished Cuckoo by Gretchen Felker-Martin, and my queer (extreme) horror fans, please be assured that you need this one. It’s goopy, it’s messy, and best of all it’s filled with amazing queer characters fighting against anyone and anything in their way, including themselves. It whips.
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More Black culture writers, please 💀
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
More Black culture writers, please 💀
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Maybe starving Americans can nourish themselves with another of Gavin Newsom's wry trump parody tweets!?
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Maybe starving Americans can nourish themselves with another of Gavin Newsom's wry trump parody tweets!?
@samreich.bsky.social Every time Zach Reino starts singing on the karaoke episode of Game Changer, my toddler starts wildly applauding. Can you pls tell him that
a man is standing in front of a sign that says game changer
Alt: Sam Reich dancing in front of the Game Changer sign
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
@samreich.bsky.social Every time Zach Reino starts singing on the karaoke episode of Game Changer, my toddler starts wildly applauding. Can you pls tell him that
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every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
October 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
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why is Rob Louvre trending he hasn't done anything good since Parks & Rec
October 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
why is Rob Louvre trending he hasn't done anything good since Parks & Rec
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‘this is how we talk in our own spaces’ okay well maybe that’s why there’s a male loneliness epidemic lol
this insistence that the lil Hitler Youth Group Chat is how "we" "all" talk reminds me of a tweet I saw once where a dude was like "you know how bellybuttons all smell like ten thousand raw buttholes?"
October 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
‘this is how we talk in our own spaces’ okay well maybe that’s why there’s a male loneliness epidemic lol
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both myself and my band @ekkoastral.bsky.social stand with the many dc venue workers who are tonight demanding their union be voluntarily recognized
for too long their labor needs have been ignored
@930club.bsky.social
@theatlantisdc.bsky.social
@theanthemdc.bsky.social
for too long their labor needs have been ignored
@930club.bsky.social
@theatlantisdc.bsky.social
@theanthemdc.bsky.social
Workers at Major D.C. Concert Venues Launch Unionization Effort
There are more than 300 staff members aiming to unionize at the 9:30 Club, The Anthem, The Atlantis and Lincoln Theatre.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
October 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
both myself and my band @ekkoastral.bsky.social stand with the many dc venue workers who are tonight demanding their union be voluntarily recognized
for too long their labor needs have been ignored
@930club.bsky.social
@theatlantisdc.bsky.social
@theanthemdc.bsky.social
for too long their labor needs have been ignored
@930club.bsky.social
@theatlantisdc.bsky.social
@theanthemdc.bsky.social
chat is this real
Not a single mention of this across the Sunday shows as far as I could tell
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
chat is this real
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Supporters of male primogeniture during the Anarchy of the 12th century:
From the Merrimack Valley Horror Festival today:
October 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Supporters of male primogeniture during the Anarchy of the 12th century:
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Lugia, the Secret Wokémon
October 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Lugia, the Secret Wokémon
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Sorry to be corny but the aerial shots of these crowds are almost indescribably moving and hopeful
October 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Sorry to be corny but the aerial shots of these crowds are almost indescribably moving and hopeful
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Political parties must shift immediately and dramatically to the left to avoid alienating these frustrated and abandoned young women. Am I doing this right?
Our recent poll found that women 28 and younger skew substantially more left than the national average. Nearly 80 percent of Gen Z women want abortion to be legal and seven in 10 want gender-affirming care to be accessible for trans adults.
Gen Z women are the most liberal group in the country
On issues like abortion and gender-affirming care, women 28 and younger skew substantially more left than the national average.
19thnews.org
October 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Political parties must shift immediately and dramatically to the left to avoid alienating these frustrated and abandoned young women. Am I doing this right?
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Back in my day, when a skeet went viral,you got tested.
October 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Back in my day, when a skeet went viral,you got tested.
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MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
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Oh we are COOKING HEAAAA
Sis, put your ass in witness protection ASAP
Sis, put your ass in witness protection ASAP
Y T folks’ business… A read… A listen… 1 of 3
October 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Oh we are COOKING HEAAAA
Sis, put your ass in witness protection ASAP
Sis, put your ass in witness protection ASAP
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Indie director Barbara Marques has been kidnapped by ICE. She is legally married to a U.S. citizen & was at a green card mtg when she was abducted and prevented from seeing her lawyer. Her husband Tucker May does not know where she is. Please spread the word so he can find her /1
September 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Indie director Barbara Marques has been kidnapped by ICE. She is legally married to a U.S. citizen & was at a green card mtg when she was abducted and prevented from seeing her lawyer. Her husband Tucker May does not know where she is. Please spread the word so he can find her /1
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How do I even explain my feelings about this image in human language
September 28, 2025 at 8:08 AM
How do I even explain my feelings about this image in human language
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The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
September 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
Hell yeah, Mark!!!!
He may play a CREEP but Mark Duplass is a stand-up guy, as Duplass Brothers Productions is teaming up with the Transgender Film Center to launch the Found Footage Fund for trans filmmakers.
CREEP’s Mark Duplass Launches Found Footage Fund For Trans Filmmakers
He may play a CREEP but Mark Duplass is a stand-up guy, as Duplass Brothers Productions is teaming up with the Transgender Film Center to launch the Found Footage Fund for trans filmmakers.
dlvr.it
September 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Hell yeah, Mark!!!!
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checkitout! chatted with my good friend Hank green about all things business but more importantly homestar runner
![A screenshot from Sam's conversation with Hank Green on The Verge. The excerpt reads: Interesting. Is there, on the list of reasons that you like this or want to do this, we talked about this before, but let’s end here with this. Is [the idea] that people aren’t doing things weird enough, and you want to do things weird, on that list? One hundred percent. You and I have connected a lot on the topic of Homestar Runner over the years. Homestar Runner may be hugely responsible for my career taking the direction it has. It was incredibly influential on me. And something I loved about it was like, it felt like a walled garden of weird that existed at a URL. Yeah. That resonates. And I think about how sometimes I wish that I could plant a forest full of weird trees on the internet. I wish that the internet were still a place where, just like there was really fun, mysterious, hopeful stuff that existed a URL away. I would hope that Dropout can just be one of those things."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7uf7wpvqaghuj7rh4iwdauod/bafkreidh4pqxygxynzvh2g2pxgbnifou4w435zq5duk6igkpms2smqhovq@jpeg)
September 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
checkitout! chatted with my good friend Hank green about all things business but more importantly homestar runner
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