MC Frontalot
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They are right now in the lab, trying to prompt up a video that reflects their "terrorist assailant gunman" messaging. Once retweeted by a president, this will become Newsworthy, then run repeatedly on OAN, occasionally on FOX. CBS will always refer to "conflicting video accounts of the incident."
January 25, 2026 at 10:55 PM
They are right now in the lab, trying to prompt up a video that reflects their "terrorist assailant gunman" messaging. Once retweeted by a president, this will become Newsworthy, then run repeatedly on OAN, occasionally on FOX. CBS will always refer to "conflicting video accounts of the incident."
Changing the name of your windowless van from Groombuggy to Barkbus is ok, MAYBE, but making "paintjob" one word further evokes a general unsavoriness that we would all rather avoid
January 25, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Changing the name of your windowless van from Groombuggy to Barkbus is ok, MAYBE, but making "paintjob" one word further evokes a general unsavoriness that we would all rather avoid
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It’s ok, we can spin this. Let’s send our three most unlikeable weirdoes to every TV show
January 25, 2026 at 7:03 PM
It’s ok, we can spin this. Let’s send our three most unlikeable weirdoes to every TV show
is she pausing the movie to write these or just galloping down the track leaving bangers like hoofprints
snow day today yall know what that means (watching all three lord of the rings extended edition movies in a row)
January 25, 2026 at 5:36 PM
is she pausing the movie to write these or just galloping down the track leaving bangers like hoofprints
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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Wine.
what are people stress eating?
January 25, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Wine.
Nur-D is a fantastically talented artist and, as you might guess by the fact that he's out there putting his body in danger to oppose ice, a fantastically good human. Fuck them for brutalizing him today. Just glad he's not on their growing list of murder victims.
youtu.be/wsjTApDk8CM?...
youtu.be/wsjTApDk8CM?...
January 24, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Nur-D is a fantastically talented artist and, as you might guess by the fact that he's out there putting his body in danger to oppose ice, a fantastically good human. Fuck them for brutalizing him today. Just glad he's not on their growing list of murder victims.
youtu.be/wsjTApDk8CM?...
youtu.be/wsjTApDk8CM?...
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genuinely stunning image
January 24, 2026 at 1:37 AM
genuinely stunning image
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Scenes from Minneapolis are hope giving
January 23, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Scenes from Minneapolis are hope giving
Before abolishing ice, make sure you get prints and blood samples out of every single one of them. They are a pre-assembled pre-solved crime database of weird psychos and domestic abusers. The perpetrator of every violent hate crime over the next 10 years is already logged.
January 23, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Before abolishing ice, make sure you get prints and blood samples out of every single one of them. They are a pre-assembled pre-solved crime database of weird psychos and domestic abusers. The perpetrator of every violent hate crime over the next 10 years is already logged.
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on February 20th, take a trip to the only place where the law means less than it does in present day America
January 23, 2026 at 4:50 PM
on February 20th, take a trip to the only place where the law means less than it does in present day America
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Congrats to all the Oscar nominees! As a service to future generations, I believe all copies of films that weren’t nominated should be destroyed so that people don’t waste time watching them
January 23, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Congrats to all the Oscar nominees! As a service to future generations, I believe all copies of films that weren’t nominated should be destroyed so that people don’t waste time watching them
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Perfect Tides: Station to Station is out! If you liked the first one even a little bit, the sequel surpasses it in every way. Even just the small section I played had my soul and heart reeling. It’s getting a ton of great reviews (and an IGF nom!) already, and it’s all deserved. Congrats, Meredith!
January 22, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Perfect Tides: Station to Station is out! If you liked the first one even a little bit, the sequel surpasses it in every way. Even just the small section I played had my soul and heart reeling. It’s getting a ton of great reviews (and an IGF nom!) already, and it’s all deserved. Congrats, Meredith!
Whenever I feel like a collection of world leaders has been hinting that I'm a loser, I go on my social media site that I own and announce that no, actually, I'm a big winner, I made a deal that says I can have everything I want forever, my puffy-headed yale hillbilly is doing the details for me yay
January 21, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Whenever I feel like a collection of world leaders has been hinting that I'm a loser, I go on my social media site that I own and announce that no, actually, I'm a big winner, I made a deal that says I can have everything I want forever, my puffy-headed yale hillbilly is doing the details for me yay
When I'm president I'm going to have a press conference every few days where I make it clear that I'm the most foul and loathsome piece of shit on the face of the earth. Many previous presidents have failed to do this, but current admin is nailing it and I'm willing to learn from the experts.
January 20, 2026 at 8:58 PM
When I'm president I'm going to have a press conference every few days where I make it clear that I'm the most foul and loathsome piece of shit on the face of the earth. Many previous presidents have failed to do this, but current admin is nailing it and I'm willing to learn from the experts.
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It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 AM
It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.
I guess it would be at least a little bit hilarious if, after Greenland were conquered, the Republicans accidentally followed through on securing for it immediate statehood, and then two new Inuit senators became the tipping votes to convict on impeachment.
January 20, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I guess it would be at least a little bit hilarious if, after Greenland were conquered, the Republicans accidentally followed through on securing for it immediate statehood, and then two new Inuit senators became the tipping votes to convict on impeachment.
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It feels like the Columbine kids are running the country.
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 AM
It feels like the Columbine kids are running the country.
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Don’t believe your lying eyes. My latest piece on Trump’s “Nobel Peace Prize”, Bari Weiss’s animatronic Chuck E. Cheese robot Tony Dokoupil, A.I. ICE videos, and more. open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...
January 19, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Don’t believe your lying eyes. My latest piece on Trump’s “Nobel Peace Prize”, Bari Weiss’s animatronic Chuck E. Cheese robot Tony Dokoupil, A.I. ICE videos, and more. open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...
Announce that the next dem admin will immediately tear down the ballroom and he'll spend a month freaking out so thoroughly that he forgets that Greenland exists
Probably forgets to keep hiding the Epstein files too
Probably forgets to keep hiding the Epstein files too
January 19, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Announce that the next dem admin will immediately tear down the ballroom and he'll spend a month freaking out so thoroughly that he forgets that Greenland exists
Probably forgets to keep hiding the Epstein files too
Probably forgets to keep hiding the Epstein files too
Had a really frustrating dream about being bad at photoshop
January 19, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Had a really frustrating dream about being bad at photoshop
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The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 AM
The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
Somewhere there is documentation of the fact that these ice thugs are promised presidential blanket pardons no matter what they do. Hope that doc's being retained somehow. Top page getting Cousin Greg'd into an unlabeled manila folder.
January 19, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Somewhere there is documentation of the fact that these ice thugs are promised presidential blanket pardons no matter what they do. Hope that doc's being retained somehow. Top page getting Cousin Greg'd into an unlabeled manila folder.
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i didn't know you were in town until i saw your car, give me a call next time
January 18, 2026 at 4:28 PM
i didn't know you were in town until i saw your car, give me a call next time