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MC Frontalot
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579th-Greatest Rapper (the World's)

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but... We lost the enrollment list for the Required Listening program
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
New Yorkers should take tomorrow's opportunity to pick up some very wonderful Dead Zebra curios, and also to meet Andy Bell, who is the best.
Hey all! I'll be at the Oddities Flea Market in NYC at the Metropolitan Pavilion tomorrow, Saturday the 6th. 11am-1pmVIP, 1pm-6pm General Admission. Tix/info at theodditiesfleamarket.com/events
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Celebrate the further consolidation of media by participating in Bandcamp Friday!! bradsucks.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Why is the soybean oil always PARTIALLY hydrogenated. Finish hydrogenating that shit, you lazy wockaflockas!
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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RIP to one of the guitar greats, iconic pocket playing on memorable riffs like Soul Man, Green Onions, and more
Oh no, that's really terrible news. If you like soul music at all, you've loved something that Steve Cropper was intimately involved in at Stax
One of the all-time greats - guitarist, songwriter, producer, icon. Rest easy, Steve. variety.com/2025/music/n...
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I don't know that the president has any actual opinions besides toddler-Bart-banging-a-pan "I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me, I am so great!"

Most of his other thoughts and feelings I think are just extensions of that.

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I Am So Great! (The Simpsons)
YouTube video by ThingsICantFindOtherwise
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December 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If they really want to undermine Mamdani, they should increase the nyc mayoral pay to ONE BILLION DOLLARS, thereby causing him an insurmountable identity crisis
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It will be even more surreal when he stops attending because he's mad about the optics of dozing off, and they have to have the meetings anyway, performing their weird drooling obsequence competition to his gilded bust installed in the middle of the table
December 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'm not gonna go to Twitter to look up the user in that screenshot, but my sliver of remaining faith in the human spirit leads me to think they wrote "architects are cooked. AI is coming for you" to clown on how bad a job AI did on that floorplan.
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Gift the vintage nerd in your life the graphic tee they don't yet know they've yearned for. Ten bucks off thru Weds.
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December 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Wishing you and yours a solemn and reflective Cyber Monday.
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Tennessee people, vote for this lady this week. She's cool and she puts the country perilously close to having a single check and/or balance.
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
@politicanimal.bsky.social has everyone been sending you this picture, captioned "when another boy has a large number of war crimes"
November 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Peace out to Tom Stoppard, who wrote a lot of very wonderful stuff, not least among that stuff Brazil (1985).
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Leaving this vast and incomprehensible bargain in effect until my birthday (Weds).
I, a proprietor of an online shop, have always eschewed Thanksgiving-adjacent sales, imagining that I'll humiliate capitalism itself by charging full price during this period. BUT NOW! You can have ten dollars off my 25th Anniversary of Nerdcore tee shirt. While supplies last. frontalot.square.site
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My new discount horror survival game is about to drop
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Attention! Guests Are-Advised
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
East
Coast
Late
Night
Shoppers
Take note
I, a proprietor of an online shop, have always eschewed Thanksgiving-adjacent sales, imagining that I'll humiliate capitalism itself by charging full price during this period. BUT NOW! You can have ten dollars off my 25th Anniversary of Nerdcore tee shirt. While supplies last. frontalot.square.site
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM