Thanks Josh. I should've had my birthday on Bandcamp Friday!

Birtman

Anyway, I don't mean to suggest that his white-supremacist efforts are less dangerous if they are just a byproduct of his narcissism. But I do think that if you hypnotize him into believing he's Native American, he'll switch to trying to kick every white person out of the country.

Like, he does have certain oft-repeated opinions on random things. He has noticed at some point that low-flow showers and toilets are annoying. But to really turn that into an expressible opinion, he needs to pretend that he discovered it and that he'll single-handedly rectify it.

I imagine today's pitch as something like "your enemy this week is Tim Walz, and his state harbors wretched black foreigners called Somalis. Attack them to harm him and remind everyone that you're a strong winner!"

He is certainly VERY racist, but when he latches onto a specific racist idea like "Somalis contribute nothing," I always wonder if one of his wormtongues (in this case Miller) had to pitch it clearly so that he could retain it long enough to tell the cameras.

don't use your telekinesis on the subway, that's rude as shit

I know your gravestone is going to list the exact number of times you didn't recognize something as a joke online, just trying to help you keep your number down