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let the good Tims roll
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German place-names rendered into English (morphologically reconstructed from historical forms)
February 10, 2026 at 11:59 AM
it's not even "create something" it's "pay creative people salaries to create something"
If you’re a billionaire why are you paying professionals money to make people believe you are good at a videogame? How the fuck did that seem like a good idea? Take a hundred mil and buy the rights to Thief and Deus Ex and make sequels, you can do that, have a fucking dream dumdum create something
February 4, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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The whole thing is people fucking up and thinking it’s the fault of the person who made the recipe for not taking into account their fuckwittery. Accept responsibility for your Ls and you will become better at EVERYTHING
February 1, 2026 at 10:23 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I saw this ad while on holiday crossing the shibuya scramble. ngl, pretty surreal
Walking back from a mildly terrifying Institute for Govt panel on Trump & WW3-or-not, to find a massive billboard at Piccadilly Circus promoting the Melania documentary/puff piece, was a slightly out of body experience. Who on earth wants to see this?
January 21, 2026 at 7:08 AM
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the greatest documentary ever broadcast www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTkF...
Neanderthal voice
YouTube video by Ragna Þórsdóttir
www.youtube.com
January 19, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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Can the BBC please circulate this memo asap, word for word:

When populists talk about preserving culture, they mean race. They are talking about preserving white skin and "whiteness" as they define it. Stop being dumb.
January 11, 2026 at 11:48 AM
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New Batman
January 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I sometimes think the period from 2015 to 2024 when every other year we either had a new election or new pm (or both) broke some people's, esp journalists', brains (obvs not Stephen's)
To give you an idea of how far in the future the next election is, snd how stupid it is that Labour MPs are giving it any real thought ar this stage, the United States could capture Maduro more than 1200 times between then and now.
Only Reform voters can save Labour

By Luke Akehurst
January 9, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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I'm a tall man, had long hair & a bead - think grunge rock style. I decided to shave my beard off & shorten my hair when I got a job as a porter in our local hospital, after three people mistook me for Jesus & thought I was there to take them to heaven instead of the next ward.
December 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
a beautiful reflection on what it is to remember one's past
When I was 10 and my brother was 7 we made a small Stonehenge in the garden.
December 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I think I found the original source of the 67 meme
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
hey bsky (@tomreeswilliams.bsky.social)
what's going on here?
December 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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PITCH: Biblical era Home Alone with Herod going the houses around trying to slay childer but getting caught in all sorts of traps.
December 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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AI tech bros promising to allow you to talk to a digital simulacrum of your dead relatives as a false comfort during your natural process of grief are, I’m afraid, in contravention of the 1736 Witchcraft Act, the 1951 Fraudulent Mediums Act, and should be hanged. I don’t make the rules.
December 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
good to know some papers think I'm still young
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
can men please just talk to women? this article is insane
If this is the alternative to the manosphere, we are in trouble.

www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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I’ve seen this progression before
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
this is in line with my belief that absolute numbers don't really matter all that much, the ratio between numbers is far more important
This is a crucial point. In the UK, the political debate about “how much should the minimum wage be” has become completely separated from “how many homes are we building”, “what are we doing in tax credits” - in that respect it is like immigration, where we just yell about numbers, uselessly.
In 2013 my monthly take home was about £1000, my rent £200, and I remember turning 25 so well because I could afford to go out without stress and have friends thanks to working tax credits. The vibes, for lots of people, have entirely disappeared.
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I hear it's really easy to leave the country without a passport

just you might not be let in on the other side of that flight
To give the ONS some credit, part of the reason they suck at this is because the British state has decided it's not its job to monitor who leaves the country, for some reason
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
once again hoping for more papper on your ding-dong 🙏
"Sound heap is back on monday - finalist at the new york radio festival 2025, finalist at the british podcast awards 2025, winner of the bbc audio drama award for best sketch show 2022, it’s a brilliant sketch show that makes fun" says Producer Ed Morsh ( @edmorrish.bsky.social )
Well. Here we go, then.
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
you've never seen anything like it www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXTC...

(this is a good video btw)
Was Britain's "city of the future" a mistake?
YouTube video by Chris Spargo
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I was fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. proteanmag.com/2025/11/01/w...
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM