Prairie Rose Clayton
@hooverdam.bsky.social
Eu sou uma mulher baixa [she/ela/ella/elle/lei/彼女/هي/היא/她/она/&c.]
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Yall, the boarding place sent us a picture of our dogs and I want to know how the hell they got all the dogs sitting in one place at the same time?!!! How?!! Are we sure these are our dogs??!
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Yall, the boarding place sent us a picture of our dogs and I want to know how the hell they got all the dogs sitting in one place at the same time?!!! How?!! Are we sure these are our dogs??!
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…😤😤😤
Well. It’s time. I’ve put this off long enough. Its been a rough year and you all have earned this thread. And Yes. I SAID THREAD.
B E H O L D :
“Y’ALL COME EAT: Thanksgiving Dinner Bombardment Ver. Pt.1: Better Plate Than Never!” ❤️🙂👍🏾
Well. It’s time. I’ve put this off long enough. Its been a rough year and you all have earned this thread. And Yes. I SAID THREAD.
B E H O L D :
“Y’ALL COME EAT: Thanksgiving Dinner Bombardment Ver. Pt.1: Better Plate Than Never!” ❤️🙂👍🏾
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
…😤😤😤
Well. It’s time. I’ve put this off long enough. Its been a rough year and you all have earned this thread. And Yes. I SAID THREAD.
B E H O L D :
“Y’ALL COME EAT: Thanksgiving Dinner Bombardment Ver. Pt.1: Better Plate Than Never!” ❤️🙂👍🏾
Well. It’s time. I’ve put this off long enough. Its been a rough year and you all have earned this thread. And Yes. I SAID THREAD.
B E H O L D :
“Y’ALL COME EAT: Thanksgiving Dinner Bombardment Ver. Pt.1: Better Plate Than Never!” ❤️🙂👍🏾
AW FUCK THE APPLE PIE IS UNDERBAKED
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
AW FUCK THE APPLE PIE IS UNDERBAKED
fuck you lookin at
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
fuck you lookin at
The loaves are ready
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The loaves are ready
"And now, to make everyone else look like boiled trash, here's an HBCU band"
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"And now, to make everyone else look like boiled trash, here's an HBCU band"
Oh cool she's dressed as that one Beck album cover
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Oh cool she's dressed as that one Beck album cover
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why was twink elvis singing about gravy
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
why was twink elvis singing about gravy
Why’s she cosplaying a couch
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Why’s she cosplaying a couch
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Black Friday is proceeded by Unsubscribe Wednesday, as your inbox starts flooding with sales emails from companies you had no idea had your email address.
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Black Friday is proceeded by Unsubscribe Wednesday, as your inbox starts flooding with sales emails from companies you had no idea had your email address.
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In the thick of thanksgiving food prep, I suddenly realize that I am cosplaying as the bear from the tv series of the same name. Just gotta drop 40 or 50 lbs, start smoking, age back like 18 years, and have a totally differently shaped face to really nail the look!
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
In the thick of thanksgiving food prep, I suddenly realize that I am cosplaying as the bear from the tv series of the same name. Just gotta drop 40 or 50 lbs, start smoking, age back like 18 years, and have a totally differently shaped face to really nail the look!
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One of my personal Thanksgiving traditions.
Since I travel a lot, I try to pick up bottles of interesting alcohol. We pour these into little bottles people pull blind from a hat, and toast with mystery liquor.
Since I travel a lot, I try to pick up bottles of interesting alcohol. We pour these into little bottles people pull blind from a hat, and toast with mystery liquor.
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
One of my personal Thanksgiving traditions.
Since I travel a lot, I try to pick up bottles of interesting alcohol. We pour these into little bottles people pull blind from a hat, and toast with mystery liquor.
Since I travel a lot, I try to pick up bottles of interesting alcohol. We pour these into little bottles people pull blind from a hat, and toast with mystery liquor.
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no spoilers but benoit blanc didn't blast anyone with a massive heart-shaped beam. rian, consider it
just one more thing... *blasts suspect with a massive heart-shaped beam*
i'm sure you all know why i've called you here tonight... *blasts all suspects with a massive heart-shaped beam*
i'm sure you all know why i've called you here tonight... *blasts all suspects with a massive heart-shaped beam*
OH COME ON
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
no spoilers but benoit blanc didn't blast anyone with a massive heart-shaped beam. rian, consider it
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I hope that you have a safe, wonderful, and peaceful Thanksgiving. 🦃✈️
two men standing next to each other with the words as god as my witness
ALT: two men standing next to each other with the words as god as my witness
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I hope that you have a safe, wonderful, and peaceful Thanksgiving. 🦃✈️
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hi i bet you need to hear Hüsker Dü performing the Mary Tyler Moore song live in 1985 today
Love Is All Around
YouTube video by Husker Du - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
hi i bet you need to hear Hüsker Dü performing the Mary Tyler Moore song live in 1985 today
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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Wow! Who knew eating disco turkey could absolutely destroy the mind?! Our mascot Boogie is out there letting people know not to eat turkey tomorrow, just to be safe #ostentationnation
@milbpromos.bsky.social
@milbpromos.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Wow! Who knew eating disco turkey could absolutely destroy the mind?! Our mascot Boogie is out there letting people know not to eat turkey tomorrow, just to be safe #ostentationnation
@milbpromos.bsky.social
@milbpromos.bsky.social
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BREAKING: Kittens
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
BREAKING: Kittens
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Overheard at HEB this morning:
"Wait, you're telling me vinegar smells like that because it's Jewish?"
"...what are you talking about?"
"You said it smells that way because of the Hasidic acid."
"ACETIC ACID. ACETIC!"
"Wait, you're telling me vinegar smells like that because it's Jewish?"
"...what are you talking about?"
"You said it smells that way because of the Hasidic acid."
"ACETIC ACID. ACETIC!"
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Overheard at HEB this morning:
"Wait, you're telling me vinegar smells like that because it's Jewish?"
"...what are you talking about?"
"You said it smells that way because of the Hasidic acid."
"ACETIC ACID. ACETIC!"
"Wait, you're telling me vinegar smells like that because it's Jewish?"
"...what are you talking about?"
"You said it smells that way because of the Hasidic acid."
"ACETIC ACID. ACETIC!"
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A catfight breaks out as drag queens battle to become the highest ranked magician of Sephora.
In the classic anime Magic Knight Raymond, Hickory and her friends Yummy and Food must work together as Magical Nights to save the world of Sbarro.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
A catfight breaks out as drag queens battle to become the highest ranked magician of Sephora.
yo @cattemper.bsky.social this is your shit
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
yo @cattemper.bsky.social this is your shit
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AND IT'S OI TO THE PUNKS
AND OI TO THE SKINS
AND OI TO THE WORLD AND EVERYBODY WINS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKk-...
AND OI TO THE SKINS
AND OI TO THE WORLD AND EVERYBODY WINS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKk-...
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
AND IT'S OI TO THE PUNKS
AND OI TO THE SKINS
AND OI TO THE WORLD AND EVERYBODY WINS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKk-...
AND OI TO THE SKINS
AND OI TO THE WORLD AND EVERYBODY WINS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKk-...
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About to lead this locker room of young men to a 76-3 loss in the state championship
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
About to lead this locker room of young men to a 76-3 loss in the state championship
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He's about to bite the FUCK outta that pepper, bro.
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
He's about to bite the FUCK outta that pepper, bro.
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on what I'm told is National Jukebox Day, any occasion to share one of my fave stories ever, by @tbone.malware-virus.biz: www.vice.com/en/article/i...
I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
www.vice.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
on what I'm told is National Jukebox Day, any occasion to share one of my fave stories ever, by @tbone.malware-virus.biz: www.vice.com/en/article/i...