Chase Hoffman
@driftpeasant.org
Blackburn Rovers 'til I die, Austin FC until seriously ill. My opinions are mine and do not represent those of the Waystar Corporation.
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OH SHIT SON, IT'S FRIDAY, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
January 16, 2026 at 4:47 PM
OH SHIT SON, IT'S FRIDAY, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
AWWWWW SHIT SON
DESIGNED BY SOONJET!
2025 IS FINALLY GOOD!
DESIGNED BY SOONJET!
2025 IS FINALLY GOOD!
December 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
AWWWWW SHIT SON
DESIGNED BY SOONJET!
2025 IS FINALLY GOOD!
DESIGNED BY SOONJET!
2025 IS FINALLY GOOD!
Behold! The physical manifestation of depression!
December 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Behold! The physical manifestation of depression!
Well, if you do suddenly have to buy a car, right after your divorce, as a 45 year old man, at least the best deal is on Midlife Crisis Red.
December 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Well, if you do suddenly have to buy a car, right after your divorce, as a 45 year old man, at least the best deal is on Midlife Crisis Red.
Lil' Jon Christmas songs at the Honda dealership is not what I expected.
Also, it references Diddy, so, uh, maybe take that one out of rotation there, folks.
Also, it references Diddy, so, uh, maybe take that one out of rotation there, folks.
December 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Lil' Jon Christmas songs at the Honda dealership is not what I expected.
Also, it references Diddy, so, uh, maybe take that one out of rotation there, folks.
Also, it references Diddy, so, uh, maybe take that one out of rotation there, folks.
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@weratedogs.com did I accidentally adopt a kangaroo?
December 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
@weratedogs.com did I accidentally adopt a kangaroo?
Lily watched Zoolander and decided her Blue Steel is better.
December 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Lily watched Zoolander and decided her Blue Steel is better.
Ah crap, eastern New Mexico is going through Instrumentality.
December 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Ah crap, eastern New Mexico is going through Instrumentality.
@hooverdam.bsky.social I found your shirt
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
@hooverdam.bsky.social I found your shirt
Every time I hear a kid named "Ronan", I assume they're two seconds from yelling "J'Accuse!"
December 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Every time I hear a kid named "Ronan", I assume they're two seconds from yelling "J'Accuse!"
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
Mmmmmmmmmm, the taste of Vecna
December 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Mmmmmmmmmm, the taste of Vecna
A better automatic native AWS security agent? Lily is intrigued and wishes to subscribe to your newsletter. #aws #reinvent #awsreinvent
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
A better automatic native AWS security agent? Lily is intrigued and wishes to subscribe to your newsletter. #aws #reinvent #awsreinvent
As the other Beck said "I'm a loser, baby" - he was clearly talking about Glenn.
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
As the other Beck said "I'm a loser, baby" - he was clearly talking about Glenn.
If you know you're going to lose Mariahpocalypse, why not just go hard?
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
If you know you're going to lose Mariahpocalypse, why not just go hard?
Worst Pokémon ever. 300GbEAmon or GTFO.
December 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Worst Pokémon ever. 300GbEAmon or GTFO.
Come on, AWS re:Invent. Is anyone going to get a tattoo of an S3 bucket called "Mom", really?
December 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Come on, AWS re:Invent. Is anyone going to get a tattoo of an S3 bucket called "Mom", really?
Damn. Southwest Airlines is harder core than I remembered.
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Damn. Southwest Airlines is harder core than I remembered.
Look, I get that one razor blade is old-school, but don't call your own product lame.
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Look, I get that one razor blade is old-school, but don't call your own product lame.
Are you not watching the MLS Conference Finals? Then Lily is judging you.
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Are you not watching the MLS Conference Finals? Then Lily is judging you.