Chase Hoffman
@driftpeasant.org
Blackburn Rovers 'til I die, Austin FC until seriously ill. My opinions are mine and do not represent those of the Waystar Corporation.
Why, yes, yes there is.
"I'm retiring because I am clearly bad at this job now."
"I'm retiring because I am clearly bad at this job now."
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Why, yes, yes there is.
"I'm retiring because I am clearly bad at this job now."
"I'm retiring because I am clearly bad at this job now."
Well, damn. That trashes all of my vacation planning.
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Well, damn. That trashes all of my vacation planning.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Bat Dog!
Bat Dog!
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Bat Dog!
Bat Dog!
I mean, I can't be the only person to only see the first 5 characters of this name, right?
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I mean, I can't be the only person to only see the first 5 characters of this name, right?
Hey fellas, why don't you come up and... see me sometime
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Hey fellas, why don't you come up and... see me sometime
November 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You know, if you're going to proselytize on Halloween, maybe pick something, ANYTHING, other than the objectively worst candy.
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
You know, if you're going to proselytize on Halloween, maybe pick something, ANYTHING, other than the objectively worst candy.
My favorite composer and yours.
Oh, no, my mistake.
Oh, no, my mistake.
November 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My favorite composer and yours.
Oh, no, my mistake.
Oh, no, my mistake.
That's right world - I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
That's right world - I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
The MLS commentary team seems like they're trying to advertise a new sitcom...
October 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The MLS commentary team seems like they're trying to advertise a new sitcom...
This may be the most niche joke I have ever made.
October 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This may be the most niche joke I have ever made.
So, uh, is that therapy to cope with collaborating with an invading Nazi force, or therapy to make you collaborate with said force?
If the latter they must be doing bang up business in DC.
If the latter they must be doing bang up business in DC.
October 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
So, uh, is that therapy to cope with collaborating with an invading Nazi force, or therapy to make you collaborate with said force?
If the latter they must be doing bang up business in DC.
If the latter they must be doing bang up business in DC.
October 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When you attend a company on-boarding event, and they say you can only wear their corporate branded merch - but haven't given you any yet.
October 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
When you attend a company on-boarding event, and they say you can only wear their corporate branded merch - but haven't given you any yet.
That's not Peachtrees. THIS is Peachtrees.
October 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
That's not Peachtrees. THIS is Peachtrees.
No, my favorite doctor doesn't look like a Temu-brand Guy Fieri wants to give me a noogie.
October 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
No, my favorite doctor doesn't look like a Temu-brand Guy Fieri wants to give me a noogie.
This game has big "Landon Donovan's New Hair" energy
October 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This game has big "Landon Donovan's New Hair" energy
How nice of Austin FC to place the Michelob Ultra where it belongs - the restroom.
October 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
How nice of Austin FC to place the Michelob Ultra where it belongs - the restroom.
Maybe, just maybe, you should rename that product line.
October 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Maybe, just maybe, you should rename that product line.
Holy shit, Landon, you went full Bro. Never go full Bro.
October 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Holy shit, Landon, you went full Bro. Never go full Bro.
This may be the least attractive idea in the history of the world.
October 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This may be the least attractive idea in the history of the world.