Chase Hoffman
driftpeasant.org
Chase Hoffman
@driftpeasant.org
Blackburn Rovers 'til I die, Austin FC until seriously ill. My opinions are mine and do not represent those of the Waystar Corporation.
Then they surrender to Germany, and the romance begins.
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
You are going to rail against the flower power company until you die, aren't you.
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Lily will drink whatever you put in front of her. That said, she's shown no preference for any liquids other than water.
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Look man, the game wasn't THAT bad
November 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
That sandwich is more dressed than Osman Bukari. Ey ooooooo
November 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
That's also the case for MLS, going back to 1996. It's stayed very constant even with all the team count changes.
November 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM