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*grizzled sarge voice* up and at em, boys, that doom ain’t gonna scroll itself.
January 8, 2026 at 9:53 AM
*grizzled sarge voice* up and at em, boys, that doom ain’t gonna scroll itself.
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new rule: every government official must have all communications monitored by independent fact checkers and if they say a lie, falsehood, weasel word, lie through omission, or any other form of dishonesty, their pants get literally set on fire
January 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
new rule: every government official must have all communications monitored by independent fact checkers and if they say a lie, falsehood, weasel word, lie through omission, or any other form of dishonesty, their pants get literally set on fire
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This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs
January 7, 2026 at 10:15 PM
This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs
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It's been one week and we've all had enough of 2026s shit.
January 7, 2026 at 8:49 PM
It's been one week and we've all had enough of 2026s shit.
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
The Russo brothers are wimps if they do they don’t bring back the Golden Girls
The Golden Girls will return in “AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY”
January 7, 2026 at 1:22 PM
The Russo brothers are wimps if they do they don’t bring back the Golden Girls
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The Golden Girls will return in “AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY”
March 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The Golden Girls will return in “AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY”
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Guys, I know the situation is bad with Trump leading us into WW3, but the alternative was a functioning economy, equal rights, and Medicaid for all.
January 6, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Guys, I know the situation is bad with Trump leading us into WW3, but the alternative was a functioning economy, equal rights, and Medicaid for all.
Introduce yourself with 4 games
January 6, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Introduce yourself with 4 games
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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interesting
January 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
interesting
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This isn't my favorite, but it IS the last one I searched for.
January 4, 2026 at 5:24 AM
This isn't my favorite, but it IS the last one I searched for.
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Literally fuck every government intelligence analyst who isn't picking up espionage act charges under Trump for leaking this crazy shit in advance
January 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Literally fuck every government intelligence analyst who isn't picking up espionage act charges under Trump for leaking this crazy shit in advance
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
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for the record this is the shit that happens when you let a man do whatever the fuck he wants for his entire life and never face any consequences but instead amass more and more wealth and power maybe we should stop letting that happen by the thousands and thousands
January 3, 2026 at 7:18 AM
for the record this is the shit that happens when you let a man do whatever the fuck he wants for his entire life and never face any consequences but instead amass more and more wealth and power maybe we should stop letting that happen by the thousands and thousands
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Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
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Time to dust this one off again
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Time to dust this one off again
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like all of America’s fraudulent, illegal invasions of sovereign nations I’m sure this is going to go exactly as planned.
January 3, 2026 at 10:22 AM
like all of America’s fraudulent, illegal invasions of sovereign nations I’m sure this is going to go exactly as planned.
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Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness