Brandy Bryant 🏳️⚧️
@inkmasterbator.bsky.social
Chick with a shtick. Filmmaker. Tattoo artist. Check out my standup! https://www.tiktok.com/@inkmasterbator?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc
This shit looks like a game of Guess Who? except we already know what card they're holding.
December 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This shit looks like a game of Guess Who? except we already know what card they're holding.
The Trump administration had until today to release the Epstein files but they said it'll be a "couple more weeks", right after they release their concept of a healthcare plan, and $2k tariff checks.
December 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The Trump administration had until today to release the Epstein files but they said it'll be a "couple more weeks", right after they release their concept of a healthcare plan, and $2k tariff checks.
Trump had the Kennedy Center for the Arts renamed after his bloated, decomposing jack-o'-lantern ass, so they should hang his artwork at the entrance for all to see.
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Trump had the Kennedy Center for the Arts renamed after his bloated, decomposing jack-o'-lantern ass, so they should hang his artwork at the entrance for all to see.
As a trans parent I'm reminded how difficult the holidays can be. I asked my kid what he wanted for Christmas and he said skins. He has it so easy today with skins being just a click away. Back in my day, if I wanted skins, I had to lure a size 14 woman into the back of my van!
December 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
As a trans parent I'm reminded how difficult the holidays can be. I asked my kid what he wanted for Christmas and he said skins. He has it so easy today with skins being just a click away. Back in my day, if I wanted skins, I had to lure a size 14 woman into the back of my van!
Dude whose party has declared war on trans, transes name of Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Dude whose party has declared war on trans, transes name of Kennedy Center.
You had one shot on this thot and you blew it, but you knew it. Tried to tattoo a garter but you should've tried harder. I'd say the idea was sound, but then I spotted the Preparation H in the background?
December 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You had one shot on this thot and you blew it, but you knew it. Tried to tattoo a garter but you should've tried harder. I'd say the idea was sound, but then I spotted the Preparation H in the background?
The varnish barely had time to dry before someone swooped in on Shredder! I still have the four turtles, for now.
December 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The varnish barely had time to dry before someone swooped in on Shredder! I still have the four turtles, for now.
It's sad watching society collapse in real time. I'm at the park and I see this guy smoking fentanyl off of aluminum foil, drop his foil, and go into the fenty dance. I go "Hey! There are kids here! You need to be a better example. The recycling bin is right next to you!"
December 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It's sad watching society collapse in real time. I'm at the park and I see this guy smoking fentanyl off of aluminum foil, drop his foil, and go into the fenty dance. I go "Hey! There are kids here! You need to be a better example. The recycling bin is right next to you!"
I don't have the best lighting setup at my home desk, but you get it. Calling it done on Shredder! Any guess who's next?
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I don't have the best lighting setup at my home desk, but you get it. Calling it done on Shredder! Any guess who's next?
Didn't quite finish Shredder today but I got a good portion knocked out.
December 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Didn't quite finish Shredder today but I got a good portion knocked out.
I'll bet he never has to look for a can opener.
December 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I'll bet he never has to look for a can opener.
I guess since Elon rents them out from donors to have his genetically engineered hellspawn offspring, that makes him a woman now. Her rules, not mine.
December 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I guess since Elon rents them out from donors to have his genetically engineered hellspawn offspring, that makes him a woman now. Her rules, not mine.
I'm going to leave these up and available as a set of the four originals for one week. $1100 plus shipping. After that I'll be selling them individually for $300 each. Prints will be available soon!
December 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm going to leave these up and available as a set of the four originals for one week. $1100 plus shipping. After that I'll be selling them individually for $300 each. Prints will be available soon!
A government sponsored propaganda movie about the dangers of smoking sea weed called Coral Reefer Madness.
December 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
A government sponsored propaganda movie about the dangers of smoking sea weed called Coral Reefer Madness.
Certain folks like to smear all trans people as pdf files, but I've watched every episode of his show and I've never once seen Chris Hansen tell a trans person to have a seat.
December 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Certain folks like to smear all trans people as pdf files, but I've watched every episode of his show and I've never once seen Chris Hansen tell a trans person to have a seat.
I'm trying to do this one for a really good deal, on an arm or leg only. Hit me up if you wanna claim it!
December 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I'm trying to do this one for a really good deal, on an arm or leg only. Hit me up if you wanna claim it!
On my way to work and saw this fresh batch of Cybertrucks being delivered.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
On my way to work and saw this fresh batch of Cybertrucks being delivered.
A cop suffering severe constipation and requiring emergency surgery has returned to active doody.
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
A cop suffering severe constipation and requiring emergency surgery has returned to active doody.
The four brothers, together at last!
Four acrylic paintings on 8x10 canvas.
Now to find them a good home.
Four acrylic paintings on 8x10 canvas.
Now to find them a good home.
December 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The four brothers, together at last!
Four acrylic paintings on 8x10 canvas.
Now to find them a good home.
Four acrylic paintings on 8x10 canvas.
Now to find them a good home.
I saved the best for last. COWABUNGA!
December 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I saved the best for last. COWABUNGA!
The way people refuse to use the word "Zombie" in modern horror flicks you'd think "Zombie" was a pronoun.
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The way people refuse to use the word "Zombie" in modern horror flicks you'd think "Zombie" was a pronoun.
It's a Kodak moment.
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It's a Kodak moment.
Wow that's a lot of money for Republicans to spend on a democratic hoax.
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Wow that's a lot of money for Republicans to spend on a democratic hoax.
I finally got to tattoo a portrait of the shark from the movie Jaws.
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I finally got to tattoo a portrait of the shark from the movie Jaws.
Check out my Rich Uncle Pennybags airbrush painting on a 30x48 canvas made entirely from winning lottery tickets! Do not pass go without leaving a like!
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Check out my Rich Uncle Pennybags airbrush painting on a 30x48 canvas made entirely from winning lottery tickets! Do not pass go without leaving a like!