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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️

@inkmasterbator.bsky.social

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Chick with a shtick. Filmmaker. Tattoo artist. Check out my standup! https://www.tiktok.com/@inkmasterbator?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 1h

Dick Cheney passed away today. I'd say heaven gained an angel but Saint Peter mistook him for a flock of quails and shot him down to hell.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 3d

Halloween isn't over until Ben Tramer gets run over by the Haddonfield PD.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah but all I got is fun size.

Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 3d

When a trans woman says she's going as BJ for Halloween and they all thought I meant Bailey Jay.

Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 3d

Slutty Beetlejuice is the same as regular Beetlejuice, you just might get a BJ at the end of the night.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 3d

I went as slutty Beetlejuice this Halloween.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 6d

Eat the r(e)ich!

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Krista Michaels 🏳️‍⚧️🎥 @kristafilm.com · 7d

Having a fun day w/ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social 💜

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 7d

This exercising thing is really starting to pay off, I found a dollar on the bike trail!

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 7d

Hollywood's idea of trans representation is like "Ok. We're making a show about five trans women that move to the big city to live it up! And we're calling it Two and a Half Men"

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 9d

I'm just gonna come out and say it, my deadname was "Randy". Folks always trying to guess my dead name like "I bet it was Brandon". Like they think when you transition, you pick a new name by chopping part of it off. Not all trans people do, but I chose to keep the "d".

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Jacqueline Antonovich @jackiantonovich.bsky.social · 10d

It's not lost on me that the part of the White House we are destroying is the part that has to do with women's history in the White House.

News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 11d

NEW: NBC News confirms that the Jacqueline Kennedy Garden, on the east side of the White House, has been destroyed as part of the demolition of the East Wing.

(📸 Getty Images)

A picture of the garden in front of the east wing of the White House. A mix of colorful flowers and small trees

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 12d

Went fishing one time and caught the biggest fish I ever caught. My dad goes "Hey! You can't eat that, it's full of mercury". So instead of eating it, I got it stuffed. Now I got a singing wall bass shaped thermometer.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 14d

We just got Static into the Buried Alive! Horror Film Festival! Can we get a "Hell yeah!"?

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 15d

When there's something strange in your neighborhood... it's just me, y'all.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 17d

Art the Clown neck collar in progress.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 18d

The US bombing boats they say are bringing drugs into the US shows just how far gone this country is when we're attacking the CIA.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 18d

*in their thirties

Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 18d

I guess those Young Republicans who's Hitler worshipping messages got leaked really are "Just kids" as JD Vance put it, despite them all being on their thirties, when you consider the average age of a US representative is 147.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 18d

Out riding my bike and accidentally nearly ran over a snake. I didn't want it bitting my ankles and, y'all, the way my legs went up in the air so fast for that snake, you'd think I was about to get laid.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 18d

I guess that explains why I always thought the Pac-Man eating pellets sound goes "Maga-maga-maga" 🤔

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 21d

Where's my City of the Living Dead/Gates of Hell fans?

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 21d

My redneck is showing, I apologize.

Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 21d

Pokemon fan with a snuff habit at the gas station: Umm... I'll have the... umm... I can't decide!

Gas station attendant: Come on, man! I ain't got all day. Pick a chew!

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 23d

When you're trans, doesn't matter the context, someone will be like "Leave kids alone!". So anytime I'm out shopping and the cashier is like "Would you like to donate or round up for the kids?" I'm like "Nah. Fuck them kids". It feels so good to help out a cause.