Brandy Bryant 🏳️⚧️
@inkmasterbator.bsky.social
Chick with a shtick. Filmmaker. Tattoo artist. Check out my standup! https://www.tiktok.com/@inkmasterbator?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc
Added Bepo and Always Sunny to my clients One Piece leg!
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Added Bepo and Always Sunny to my clients One Piece leg!
There's this racist health food diner in the south called Egg Whites Only. Ironically all of their patrons are yokels.
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
There's this racist health food diner in the south called Egg Whites Only. Ironically all of their patrons are yokels.
As a trans person I use the family restroom because it would be weird for me to go into either the men's or women's bathroom and tear up a KFC family bucket.
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
As a trans person I use the family restroom because it would be weird for me to go into either the men's or women's bathroom and tear up a KFC family bucket.
A convention for demons, imps, and deadites to cosplay as humans and geek out all weekend called "Necronomicomic-Con"
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
A convention for demons, imps, and deadites to cosplay as humans and geek out all weekend called "Necronomicomic-Con"
The existence of the T-Rex implies the existence of the Cìs-Rex.
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The existence of the T-Rex implies the existence of the Cìs-Rex.
I think if I ever get bottom surgery I'd have to shave my pubes into the shape of a mustache, that way when my friends ask if I have any drugs I can be like "I got you. Just let me reach into my private stash"
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I think if I ever get bottom surgery I'd have to shave my pubes into the shape of a mustache, that way when my friends ask if I have any drugs I can be like "I got you. Just let me reach into my private stash"
"Inside of me there are two wolves"
~Someone attending the after party at the fury convention, probably
~Someone attending the after party at the fury convention, probably
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"Inside of me there are two wolves"
~Someone attending the after party at the fury convention, probably
~Someone attending the after party at the fury convention, probably
Two down, two to go!
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Two down, two to go!
I barely managed to get a little chunk of forest knocked out between tattoos last night. Perhaps I'll finish it today.
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I barely managed to get a little chunk of forest knocked out between tattoos last night. Perhaps I'll finish it today.
Yup, the Trump assassination attempt was definitely faked. If that sniper was really firing hot loads Trump would've caught them with his mouth and not his ear.
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Yup, the Trump assassination attempt was definitely faked. If that sniper was really firing hot loads Trump would've caught them with his mouth and not his ear.
Since Disney owns Home Alone and Trump likes to suck dick, does that make Donald a Disney princess?
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Since Disney owns Home Alone and Trump likes to suck dick, does that make Donald a Disney princess?
Getting started on Leo 🧘♂️
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Getting started on Leo 🧘♂️
Rumor has it Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a blow job? That must've been the worst blow job ever, all his mouth does is lie there!
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Rumor has it Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a blow job? That must've been the worst blow job ever, all his mouth does is lie there!
One down, three to go!
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
One down, three to go!
Maybe the real Epstein files were the friends we had killed along the way.
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Maybe the real Epstein files were the friends we had killed along the way.
That face you make when you claim the sanctity of marriage at the all you can eat marriage buffet and the supreme manager cuts you off because you're on your fourth helping of marriage.
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
That face you make when you claim the sanctity of marriage at the all you can eat marriage buffet and the supreme manager cuts you off because you're on your fourth helping of marriage.
Trump is sending out $2000 checks? What a coincidence, that's exactly what I charge for a full day of tattooing.
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Trump is sending out $2000 checks? What a coincidence, that's exactly what I charge for a full day of tattooing.
Fell for it again award winner.
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Fell for it again award winner.
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“Static” just got selected for Another Hole in the Head Film Festival in San Francisco!!!! 🍻🥂🎉🥳🎈🎊🍾
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“Static” just got selected for Another Hole in the Head Film Festival in San Francisco!!!! 🍻🥂🎉🥳🎈🎊🍾
People keep suggesting I get an adult autism test because of my behavior, but having lived with it this long I'd be scared to take the test and find out that this whole time I've just been an asshole.
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
People keep suggesting I get an adult autism test because of my behavior, but having lived with it this long I'd be scared to take the test and find out that this whole time I've just been an asshole.
I've been biking so much I wore the breaks out on my bike and so I've been resorting to the Fred Flintstone method of coming to a stop. Good thing I wear cRocks!
November 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I've been biking so much I wore the breaks out on my bike and so I've been resorting to the Fred Flintstone method of coming to a stop. Good thing I wear cRocks!
A friend of mine went in for hip surgery and unfortunately ended up losing their leg. So I was like "More like hip-hop surgery. Am I right?"
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
A friend of mine went in for hip surgery and unfortunately ended up losing their leg. So I was like "More like hip-hop surgery. Am I right?"
Dick Cheney passed away today. I'd say heaven gained an angel but Saint Peter mistook him for a flock of quails and shot him down to hell.
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Dick Cheney passed away today. I'd say heaven gained an angel but Saint Peter mistook him for a flock of quails and shot him down to hell.
Halloween isn't over until Ben Tramer gets run over by the Haddonfield PD.
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Halloween isn't over until Ben Tramer gets run over by the Haddonfield PD.
I went as slutty Beetlejuice this Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I went as slutty Beetlejuice this Halloween.