It's John Hijacker!
@hijacker.bsky.social
Cowrote my favorite Cake song too :(
February 8, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Cowrote my favorite Cake song too :(
INQUIRING MINDS NEED TO KNOW WITAOD
February 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
INQUIRING MINDS NEED TO KNOW WITAOD
When you’re stupid, everything looks easy
February 4, 2026 at 3:49 AM
When you’re stupid, everything looks easy
My first thought was “how am i gonna make mods for fallout 4’s UI in the future if I ever hate myself enough to do so?”
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
My first thought was “how am i gonna make mods for fallout 4’s UI in the future if I ever hate myself enough to do so?”
That would explain it. I’ve been out of the loop today to get work done
February 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
That would explain it. I’ve been out of the loop today to get work done
That last bit is news to me
February 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
That last bit is news to me
Enter cracked versions of the program that don’t have to call into Adobe’s cloud service and can work independently of whatever bullshit Adobe pulls
February 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Enter cracked versions of the program that don’t have to call into Adobe’s cloud service and can work independently of whatever bullshit Adobe pulls
And since AA lives exclusively on the Adobe cloud service, them pulling the plug effectively eliminates anyone who wants to use the program in the future
February 4, 2026 at 1:16 AM
And since AA lives exclusively on the Adobe cloud service, them pulling the plug effectively eliminates anyone who wants to use the program in the future
Adobe killed Animate. Program’s coming to an end
February 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Adobe killed Animate. Program’s coming to an end
We want ICE and DHS gone. Abolished. The money used for things that HELP the people in this country
February 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
We want ICE and DHS gone. Abolished. The money used for things that HELP the people in this country
Adobe said “no” to letting people have fun
Pirates will keep the program alive
Pirates will keep the program alive
February 4, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Adobe said “no” to letting people have fun
Pirates will keep the program alive
Pirates will keep the program alive
I’m sorry friend. Hopefully, the universe will repay your efforts
And if you ever need a shoulder to vent, i’m here for you
And if you ever need a shoulder to vent, i’m here for you
February 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I’m sorry friend. Hopefully, the universe will repay your efforts
And if you ever need a shoulder to vent, i’m here for you
And if you ever need a shoulder to vent, i’m here for you
Dr Doctor. Give me the news. I got a bad case of sippin’ you!
January 31, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Dr Doctor. Give me the news. I got a bad case of sippin’ you!