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Hester Paradice
@hester-paradice.bsky.social
not quite committed but still politely lurking
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The child told me that I should print this in red, and I regret to inform you that he was correct.
December 8, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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My father? Well, growing up I believed he had been killed by the mysterious hero, Night Falcon. Later I learned he was taken from our family when the previous Night Falcon died and the Peregrine Essence chose him as its new vessel. So in a way I was right
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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I need to do something with this little dragon, I'm not sure what yet
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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The Ten Largest, No. 1, Childhood, by Hilma af Klint, 1907 (rotated), 📸 by @WeversAndrew
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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This is one of the greatest posts I've ever seen on social media. Every item is a lovely little gem of inspiration
Long ago on the hell site I made long list of historically interesting things to use in dnd ttrpgs and I'll start dragging them over here starting with

2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Tomato leaves curls UPWARD in response to STRESSORS, such as HOMEWORK or DIVORCE
August 6, 2023 at 1:58 AM
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In The Labyrinth of Time, entering the Ziggurat without a lantern is supposed to show a black screen. However, the developers put in the wrong filename for the black screen, so it fails to render, showing a black screen instead
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Please don't tell me my guess is "as good as yours". My guesses — which are educated, by the way — are worlds better than yours
May 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I love boxing movies because when the bad guy punches hard youre like "ugh typical" and when the good guy does it you're like "good"
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Of course I was conflicted when I first realized my highly intelligent genius daughter was also a fiendishly cunning serial killer, but eventually I decided it is my responsibility as a parent to raise the best child I can and it is the responsibility of the FBI to capture her.
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
August 12, 2023 at 6:04 PM
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legolas…what do your lived experiences tell you
October 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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am i full of regrets from wasting my one precious life (the end of which is approaching by the day, faster and faster and faster) or did i go to bed a little later than usual and it's cloudy outside. impossible to say. probably the first thing
October 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Sometimes you have to buy a 99p shitty ass sketchbook and a £1 rainbow biro pen and draw on your floor like when you were a kid to get your art spark back again
And would you believe it's actually worked
October 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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some of the stories are very scary. some of them are sad. one of them takes a respectful moment to remind readers what a sheep is.
October 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
still catching up on the vods, just snuck in 20 mins before bed: it was entirely a discussion about defining cold cuts and the game was paused the entire time. 10/10 would recommend
in about an hour, jack and i will be playing the sequel to clock tower — clock tower — over on my twitch!

come hang!

twitch.tv/katbamkapow
katbamkapow - Twitch
i got a phd and i still play video games on the weekends
twitch.tv
October 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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October 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM