Nikki
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Nikki
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imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
January 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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everybody in the trump administration looks like this
January 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Also, it is GUNDAM NIGHT for me :3
January 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Maintained my maturity by not replying to a comic book bro who had never picked up a Venom comic book today. I have leveled up.
January 13, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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People overseas will be like "America this your problem & it's impacting us all so get your shit together!" and Elon Musk will be South African and Rupert Murdoch will be Australian and Peter Thiel will be German and the President will be an obvious Russian Asset funded by Israel & Saudi Arabia.
January 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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I have never made brothers before, God explains. That is how I thought they were made. What more do you want?

#trigun
October 18, 2024 at 3:36 AM
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My girls is baaaaaack

#trigun #trigunstargaze
January 10, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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The conservative rhetoric around protecting women makes more sense once you understand that victims exist purely as a hypothetical for them. Once a victim actually claims the label, they become a threat. This is also why they prefer dead women to living victims.
January 10, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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Dilbert’s Wager
he’s gonna get outed as a sex pest, isn’t he
January 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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Here are some more contronyms ⬇️

- sanction
- dust
- drop
- ravel
- fast
- bolt

Get it together, English.
January 5, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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‘Cleave’ can refer to splitting something apart.

‘Cleave’ can also refer to the uniting of two things.

…what?

A word that is also its own opposite is called a ‘contronym.’
January 5, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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Okay, I will preface this with the GIGANTIC disclaimer that I promise I know how this looks, and I *swear* this is not personally motivated: If you have an old #LiveJournal account, and it has things you still care about in it, download it or import it to Dreamwidth SOON. Details:
January 1, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!
How 2026 was depicted in the sci-fi classic 'Metropolis' (1927)
January 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
I have purchased tickets to the remastered Endless Waltz! :B #GundamWing
January 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
My first #dehydrator project is raspberries! They came out so pretty. I wasn't expecting them to keep much color. These will be good for muffins. #food #cooking #raspberries
January 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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YOUR NOT LAZY - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Happy New Year! I am using my new dehydrator to dehydrate raspberries I got for $1 a box on the sell quick produce rack and drinking non alcoholic rose (nothing against booze, Sue picked it up because it looked interesting.) Not bad, very bubbly. #food #dehydrating #foodpreservation
January 1, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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From "Democrats should abandon trans rights" to "I want to have sex with a computer." Wake up, honey, it's the worst takes of the year.
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December 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Merry Christmas. You will log.
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I made two of these: apple cider caramels, almond biscotti, double chocolate biscotti, Linzer tarts, and chocolate peanut butter brownies. I don't want to see a cookie for another year!
December 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Merry Christmas! It's time for the #WPIX #YuleLog pix11.com/video/celebr...
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December 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I love the annual scattering of posts of people who discover why you shouldn't use chocolate bells for peanut butter blossom cookies.
December 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM