Mozzarella! Wish me luck.

How are caramel and toffee in the bad candy list wtf

100% chocolate covered caramel squares for me please!

Dude it was tight af and there were 400 people in the show, think about how many people were needed to make the props and costumes!

I am into doing puzzles lately, underrated old person hobby! And tomorrow I am going to attempt to make cheese. Hope you feel better soon.

The problem with a lot of technically usable fireplaces is that no one has bothered to do the upkeep, so the chimneys may be falling apart and aren't safe to be used unless they are cleaned. This costs money and landlords are cheap dicks. I like the shelf of candles in a fireplace.

Perfectly formed roses do not exist in nature, what did you expect?

That was your Valentine's gift to your listeners.

I am SO psyched, can't wait to listen tonight!

Hump Me would be more candy heart. Why can't we have custom hearts? It is 2026

When people first started putting those Salt Life stickers on their cars I seriously thought it said Slut Life.