hamdangus
@hamdangus.bsky.social
I, the shitposter XY, live here and I know what I must do. I behave in the manner expected of me. I can be depended upon and am beyond reproach. I am obedient and therefore I have the right to be left in peace.
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I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
Not gonna lie, the timeline where Mamdani saves us all by inspiring Trump to stop being a total shitbird still seems pretty unlikely, but it feels less impossible than it might have been before. I’m still not holding my breath.
November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Not gonna lie, the timeline where Mamdani saves us all by inspiring Trump to stop being a total shitbird still seems pretty unlikely, but it feels less impossible than it might have been before. I’m still not holding my breath.
please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, ple
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, ple
I don’t really care about nice clothes, but I splurged on a really nice pair of sweatpants and a hoodie and they might be the most comfortable clothes I own, so I guess I care about nice clothes now.
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don’t really care about nice clothes, but I splurged on a really nice pair of sweatpants and a hoodie and they might be the most comfortable clothes I own, so I guess I care about nice clothes now.
happy Thursday
Lions Mane Mushroom Gets Cut While Playing Modular Synth
YouTube video by MycoLyco
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
happy Thursday
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Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
Jim
Is highly contagious
Highly, highly, highly contagious
Is highly contagious
Highly, highly, highly contagious
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Jim
Is highly contagious
Highly, highly, highly contagious
Is highly contagious
Highly, highly, highly contagious
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After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
did somebody move one of the lava lamps again
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
did somebody move one of the lava lamps again
To sit in solemn silence on a dull, dark dock
in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock
awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock
from a cheap and chippy chopper on a big, black block.
in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock
awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock
from a cheap and chippy chopper on a big, black block.
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
To sit in solemn silence on a dull, dark dock
in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock
awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock
from a cheap and chippy chopper on a big, black block.
in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock
awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock
from a cheap and chippy chopper on a big, black block.
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C++ is for little worms
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
C++ is for little worms
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Have some foster kitten mental health shots. I think one is cross eyed which makes him extra cute.
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Have some foster kitten mental health shots. I think one is cross eyed which makes him extra cute.
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"Black Cat Angst" by Greg Stones Art
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"Black Cat Angst" by Greg Stones Art
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GOLDENEYE Pause Music
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
GOLDENEYE Pause Music
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
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HERE WE FUCKIN GO BOYS
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
HERE WE FUCKIN GO BOYS
*Tom Waits voice* Lysol-ing my phooooone, Lysol-ing my phooooone
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
*Tom Waits voice* Lysol-ing my phooooone, Lysol-ing my phooooone
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I made a joke about Canada not having superheroes on Threads and it's been two solid days of Canadians yelling at me.
Also, it turns out that the Canadians yelling at me about comics don't actually seem to know anything about comics.
I went away for a day and they're still going.
Also, it turns out that the Canadians yelling at me about comics don't actually seem to know anything about comics.
I went away for a day and they're still going.
a cartoon bunny says may the chaos commence in front of fire
ALT: a cartoon bunny says may the chaos commence in front of fire
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I made a joke about Canada not having superheroes on Threads and it's been two solid days of Canadians yelling at me.
Also, it turns out that the Canadians yelling at me about comics don't actually seem to know anything about comics.
I went away for a day and they're still going.
Also, it turns out that the Canadians yelling at me about comics don't actually seem to know anything about comics.
I went away for a day and they're still going.
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ha!
That checky crop of the movie title! Makes it look like...
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
ha!
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heh heh heh now that we've deliberately broken our own app, nothing can prevent the total annihilation of all online rudeness
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
heh heh heh now that we've deliberately broken our own app, nothing can prevent the total annihilation of all online rudeness
happy sunday
How a Tiny Kitten Goes From Fearing to Loving a Alaskan Malamute Puppy
YouTube video by Laffey and Amy
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
happy sunday
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bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked