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I, the shitposter XY, live here and I know what I must do. I behave in the manner expected of me. I can be depended upon and am beyond reproach. I am obedient and therefore I have the right to be left in peace.
clicking “don’t recommend channel” on any YouTube recommendation that even slightly looks like a clips channel in hopes it will feel like old YouTube again when I’m done
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
@kenjennings.bsky.social kindly explain yourself
These Nuts Uncut | Jeopardy!
YouTube video by Jeopardy!
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November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
this but irl
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
butlerian jihad when
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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me waking up and opening this app
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Not gonna lie, the timeline where Mamdani saves us all by inspiring Trump to stop being a total shitbird still seems pretty unlikely, but it feels less impossible than it might have been before. I’m still not holding my breath.
November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, please don’t crash the fuck out, ple
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I don’t really care about nice clothes, but I splurged on a really nice pair of sweatpants and a hoodie and they might be the most comfortable clothes I own, so I guess I care about nice clothes now.
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
happy Thursday
Lions Mane Mushroom Gets Cut While Playing Modular Synth
YouTube video by MycoLyco
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November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
antipathy fatigue
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Jim
Is highly contagious
Highly, highly, highly contagious
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
did somebody move one of the lava lamps again
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
To sit in solemn silence on a dull, dark dock
in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock
awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock
from a cheap and chippy chopper on a big, black block.
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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C++ is for little worms
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Have some foster kitten mental health shots. I think one is cross eyed which makes him extra cute.
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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"Black Cat Angst" by Greg Stones Art
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
bob seger vibes
November 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
HERE WE FUCKIN GO BOYS
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
*Tom Waits voice* Lysol-ing my phooooone, Lysol-ing my phooooone
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM