hamdangus
@hamdangus.bsky.social
I, the shitposter XY, live here and I know what I must do. I behave in the manner expected of me. I can be depended upon and am beyond reproach. I am obedient and therefore I have the right to be left in peace.
update update: it’s improving
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
update update: it’s improving
This is also the plot of LOOPER (2012)
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This is also the plot of LOOPER (2012)
ME:
NOBODY:
ABSOLUTELY NO ONE:
BABY HITLER: “I haf a great idea for a meme, I vill say ‘me’ and ‘nobody’ as if no one is asking for ze opinion expressed in ze meme!”
what have you done josh
NOBODY:
ABSOLUTELY NO ONE:
BABY HITLER: “I haf a great idea for a meme, I vill say ‘me’ and ‘nobody’ as if no one is asking for ze opinion expressed in ze meme!”
what have you done josh
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
ME:
NOBODY:
ABSOLUTELY NO ONE:
BABY HITLER: “I haf a great idea for a meme, I vill say ‘me’ and ‘nobody’ as if no one is asking for ze opinion expressed in ze meme!”
what have you done josh
NOBODY:
ABSOLUTELY NO ONE:
BABY HITLER: “I haf a great idea for a meme, I vill say ‘me’ and ‘nobody’ as if no one is asking for ze opinion expressed in ze meme!”
what have you done josh
This is indeed the best thing
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This is indeed the best thing
no matter who wins, we’re confused
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
no matter who wins, we’re confused
I never bring up facts because I *do* care about your feelings
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I never bring up facts because I *do* care about your feelings
update: it’s still trash
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
update: it’s still trash
well, I guess the lyric is “out of”
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
well, I guess the lyric is “out of”
The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton
Are we sure this wasn’t a viral promo for The Substance 2?
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Are we sure this wasn’t a viral promo for The Substance 2?
You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?
Yeah, that was my first thought, and I wish I had just let that thought stop there without reading the comments
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Yeah, that was my first thought, and I wish I had just let that thought stop there without reading the comments
it fits in the most unsettling way possible
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
it fits in the most unsettling way possible
It’s just the prevailing theory, not confirmed as far as I know, but once I read it, I couldn’t unread it
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It’s just the prevailing theory, not confirmed as far as I know, but once I read it, I couldn’t unread it
Oh you think he’s talking about jizz huh
November 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Oh you think he’s talking about jizz huh