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Guinma | Resident Excel loser
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I just wanna stomp a goomb
Ride my yoshi
Grab a shroom
Break some bricks
Slide a pole
Jump a pit
Save the goal
Hit a block
Spin a fire
Lose a life
Climb up higher
Chase a star
Kick a shell
Beat bowser
Save the belle
February 13, 2026 at 7:16 AM
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Brawndo’s got what plants crave.
Burgum: "CO2 was never a pollutant. When we breathe, we emit CO2. Plants need CO2 to survive and grow. They thrive with more CO2. So the whole endangerment thing opens up an opportunity for the revival of clean, beautiful, American coal."
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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That Coinbase Superbowl ad is the most desperate thing I've ever seen a company do. Absolute edge-of-collapse behavior.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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It's amazing that 4 congressional Dems voted to make it *illegal for married women to vote*, and the rest of the Dems didn't respond "ok yeah you are not allowed to call yourself a Democrat anymore, we're not going to help fundraise for you, just go fuck yourself"
April 12, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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It remains entirely unclear to me what this company is "good at."
February 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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The reason the Constitution is cumbersome for what you want to do is that it was expressly written to prevent you from doing it.
Mike Johnson speaks out against the use of judicial warrants in immigration cases:

"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
February 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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My “the NVIDIA-OpenAI deal has zero impact on our financial relationship with OpenAI” shirt has people asking me a lot of questions answered by the shirt
February 2, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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it's not, and if you've ever had so much as a moment of joy while bad things exist you should be ashamed

the next time you smile at a sunrise, remember: you're smiling with Hitler
Its actually good and okay to try and find moments of joy during the horrors. Dont let anyone shame you for it.
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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look you actually can't tell how brilliant someone is by how they communicate via shorthand. you should judge someone's intelligence holistically, and when we do that for Jeffrey Epstein we can honestly say the man was pretty stupid
Noam Chomsky and Stephen Pinker say Epstein was an intellectual force with a mind like steel trap and then his e-mails read like the ending of Flowers for Algernon.
January 30, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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The good news is all the brazen, cartoonish corruption makes it easier to run on an anti-oligarchy, good government platform. The bad news is you still need candidates who want to do that
January 29, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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GAAPheads in shambles
Asked about the staggering $20b CapEx planned for 2026, Taneja doesn't really provide much in the way of details (the deck mentions Cybercab, Semi, Megapack, and Optimus).

He says Tesla could fund CapEx by securitizing robotaxi revenue, which he earlier said was non-material.
January 28, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."

crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels
Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
crimethinc.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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This shit rocks
January 28, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT (Prod. Spancy)
YouTube video by CHRISADAMGAMING
youtu.be
January 27, 2026 at 11:05 PM