Notorious CLB
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My wife left me for the rat that made me cook by pulling my hair.
NL stuff. Arsenal FC. Dumb jokes. Movies sometimes.
NL stuff. Arsenal FC. Dumb jokes. Movies sometimes.
I've been making the case for years: bring back the intermission.
The more your run time passes 120m, the more it encourages people to watch from home. You can pause, pee, smoke, stretch your legs. Watching a movie for 3 straight hours in a theatre environment is punishing.
The more your run time passes 120m, the more it encourages people to watch from home. You can pause, pee, smoke, stretch your legs. Watching a movie for 3 straight hours in a theatre environment is punishing.
- cheaper weeday matinee pricing
- fewer commercials before the film (it can get up to 20 minutes of preshow ads, it encourages arriving late)
- increased window between theatrical and streaming
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
- fewer commercials before the film (it can get up to 20 minutes of preshow ads, it encourages arriving late)
- increased window between theatrical and streaming
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
How Can Movie Theaters Fill More Seats Again? A Bain Report Shares Suggestions
"Audiences haven’t abandoned theaters; they need a more compelling reason to go," the consultancy highlights, sharing suggestions for how to bring fans back to the cinema in the post-COVID era.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I've been making the case for years: bring back the intermission.
The more your run time passes 120m, the more it encourages people to watch from home. You can pause, pee, smoke, stretch your legs. Watching a movie for 3 straight hours in a theatre environment is punishing.
The more your run time passes 120m, the more it encourages people to watch from home. You can pause, pee, smoke, stretch your legs. Watching a movie for 3 straight hours in a theatre environment is punishing.
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
Politics, especially the American flavour, is all doom and terror. I don't need it to also remind me of Shkodran Mustafi.
Can Zohran Mamdani keep New Yorkers safe from remembering some Arsenal guys? defector.com/can-zohran-m...
Can Zohran Mamdani Keep New Yorkers Safe From Remembering Some Arsenal Guys? | Defector
Zohran Mamdani is weeks away from becoming Mayor of New York City. As someone who does not live in the city but nevertheless has a lot of opinions about what goes on there, I want his administration…
defector.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Politics, especially the American flavour, is all doom and terror. I don't need it to also remind me of Shkodran Mustafi.
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Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
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somebody made a web playable version of a game boy style port of this
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
somebody made a web playable version of a game boy style port of this
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They are gonna release the Epstein files and one of the pages will say “PS Trump did not suck Bill Clinton off” in a different color ink
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
They are gonna release the Epstein files and one of the pages will say “PS Trump did not suck Bill Clinton off” in a different color ink
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there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him
September 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him
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Democratic disapproval be like
July 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Democratic disapproval be like
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Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society.
That's it. That's the post.
That's it. That's the post.
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society.
That's it. That's the post.
That's it. That's the post.
So I have an idea:
Boy Pope
Get a real Louis XIV pope reign goin.
Boy Pope
Get a real Louis XIV pope reign goin.
May 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
So I have an idea:
Boy Pope
Get a real Louis XIV pope reign goin.
Boy Pope
Get a real Louis XIV pope reign goin.
We're allll talking about how the Conservative Party just punched themselves in the dick repeatedly, but how bout them Cavs?
April 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
We're allll talking about how the Conservative Party just punched themselves in the dick repeatedly, but how bout them Cavs?
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deals are being made every day
April 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
deals are being made every day
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they really need to invent a second type of money these guys can play around with separate from the money I need to buy food. Business Money. Money 2
April 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
they really need to invent a second type of money these guys can play around with separate from the money I need to buy food. Business Money. Money 2
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Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism
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Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
March 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
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Chuck Schumer right now
March 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Chuck Schumer right now
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TWO SHIELDS CAN'T ROLL #neverforget
> Musk plays video games on "massive TV" In Eisenhower Executive Office Building: Politico
www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
Who’s in Elon’s ear — and DMs
Musk's most trusted advisers remain a tight-knit group of executives who have followed him from his companies but lack political experience.
www.politico.com
March 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
TWO SHIELDS CAN'T ROLL #neverforget
Common misconception im seeing in insta stories: your bf is actually valentine's monster. Yousee Mary Sh
February 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Common misconception im seeing in insta stories: your bf is actually valentine's monster. Yousee Mary Sh
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half time show 2025
February 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
half time show 2025