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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck now my tattoo looks stupid

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d

Apple TV+ has rebranded to Apple TV

It's their 'vibrant new identity'

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 3d

I read 4 brutal takedowns of the comedians that did the Saudi comedy show but the one that is most brutal is Human Rights Watch saying they don’t want their blood money

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 2d

“This is just like Tron” I say, as I play with a VR headset and lose a company millions of dollars

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 2d

Entertainers learning that “blood money” isn’t just buzz words and that they understand far less about the world than they appear to is kinda funny. Just buy some watches or something dude. You earned it.

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 5d

Stephen Colbert could’ve been a generational speaker of truth to power. But that only got him basic cable money so he went another route I guess.

aaron from queens from twitter @aaronnarraph.bsky.social · 5d

the background on zohran's colbert appearance is jaw-droppingly disgusting

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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 5d

Oh No! The Guy Carrying All The Epstein Files Just Dropped Them Into A Really Big Puddle

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 5d

My father was an ambulance chaser. He wasn't a lawyer or anything, but he was in really great shape.

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 6d

I follow this Phantom Arcades account just to see who he sets up next

DJ Pauly D standing in front of an arcade cabinet with Super Mario Bros 3 playing

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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 7d

United States Declares War on Bartender Who Cut Pete Hegseth Off

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 7d

Quit wasting Nine Inch Nails music on bad movies. Let them do Naked Gun 2

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 9d

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 11d

it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson that has been described as a "business manager isekai"

ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin

CHRONICLES OF TREVOR w/ Demi Adejuyigbe, Michael Longfellow, Josh Gondelman & more!

YouTube video by Chronicles of Trevor

www.youtube.com

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 11d

Bill Burr has a wife and two children

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 12d

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 13d

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 14d

Theo Von bombing in NY to let his friends in Saudi Arabia know he’s there with them in spirit

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 15d

I don’t believe in mob justice. That’s how we got Freddy Krueger.

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 18d

tomorrow night in nyc is the cool show i've written with Phil Jamesson. i spent the last two full days making a powerpoint with exactly 420 slides. it is almost sold out caveat.nyc/events/chron...

CHRONICLES OF TREVOR

Featuring...

MICHAEL LONGFELLOW

DEMI ADEJUYIGBE

JOSH GONDELMAN

NATALIE WALKER

IKE UFOMADU

DINA HASHEM

TIM PLATT

ELI YUDIN

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 18d

Writing video game jokes in the era of Doug Bowser was fun

Doug Bowser Brings His Eight Horrible Children To Work With Him

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 19d

Who Wants to Slowly Become State Run Media? will reportedly feature contestants performing a series of knee-bending exercises to see who can best acquiesce to Donald Trump’s increasingly bizarre and authoritative demands.
paletteswap.site/dif...

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 21d

they're saying tylenol3 will give you autism3

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 22d

We're getting so much more efficient as a country. We did with Kimmel in days what it took us a year to do with James Gunn. Progress!

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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 22d

"I'm Charlie Kirk Now" - Republicans React To Trump's Bold Claim

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 25d

Thank you, Popular Mechanics!

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