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Greg Hyatt
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Bartender, queer, Level 13 vegan, ska kid, cyclist, comics and Star Trek fan.

I'm officially too old for this shit.

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The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.
June 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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i’m never gonna stop saying this
January 20, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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I think we should know this guy's name, as well
DHS agents are stomping on Renee Good's memorial.
January 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I know where I'm going on my next vacation

gizmodo.com/controversia...
Controversial Swiss Suicide Pod Gets an AI-Powered Mental Fitness Upgrade
It's better than ChatGPT encouraging you to kill yourself, I guess.
gizmodo.com
January 21, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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Cool that this racist babbling old child rapist can have my fellow Minnesotans murdered with impunity. Great job, USA.
Trump: "MN is a very corrupt place & the elections are totally corrupt. I feel I won it all 3 times. Nobody has won it since Richard Nixon. It's a rigged state. The Somalians vote as one group even if they're not citizens. They all ought to get the hell out of here. They're bad for our country"
January 20, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I know what I want for my birthday
January 20, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I would kill myself if I got any part of this question
January 20, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I was the exact right age for this outfit
What’s a comic book costume you know is terrible but you love it anyways?
January 19, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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Drywall needs more holes, nice try AI
Just remember kids, your insults give ICE officers NIGHTMARES THAT NEVER FADE
January 19, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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Reminds me of one of my favorite memes:
January 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Not investigating because of the Woke mob.
BREAM: Is the FBI investigating the ICE agent who shot Renee Good?

BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
January 18, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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Jonathan Ross. His name is Jonathan Ross. He's a murderer. He murdered Renee Nicole Good.

Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Nicole Good.

In cold blood.

Then called her a "Fucking bitch".

Jonathan Ross is a shitstain. And the world will be a far better place when he absents it.
BRENNAN: Tell me about the officer, Jonathan Ross

KRISTI NOEM: Don't say his name! I mean, for heaven's sake, we shouldn't have people continue to dox law enforcement

BRENNAN: His name is public

NOEM: I know, but that doesn't mean it should continue to be said
January 18, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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CONFIRMED:

Earlier today Don Lemon reported a protest at Cities Church in St. Paul, MN where they said pastor David Easterwood is Acting Director of the ICE Field Office.

They were 100% right.
https://www.c-span.org/program/news-conference/homeland-security-secretary-noem-on-ice-operations/667821
January 18, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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Bro just a little bit more training money and they’ll stop racial profiling bro. Bro just give them a few more million and it’ll be fine, come on. They’ll stop abusing people soon bro I swear
How much more in your face can it be?

"Why are you asking me for my paperwork?"
"Because of your accent."
"You have an accent too."
"Where were you born sir?"
"Where were you born at?"
"Put your hands behind your back."
January 18, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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as certain vegans have been saying for. many years now
lots of good theories going around about the weird whole milk advertising going on right now, but my personal one is the milk industrial complex is worried and mad about the growth of milk alternatives like soy or oat milk and want to reclaim previous cultural dominance
January 18, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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every time I think Stewart might have gotten his head screwed on right, he blows it
NEW: This week, Daily Show host Jon Stewart introduced his audience to Jenin Younes, describing her as a courageous civil rights attorney who had been canceled by both the right and left and therefore “must be doing something right.”

Really, she spent years undermining public health—and Democrats.
Jon Stewart Praises Attorney Behind Years of Anti-Vaccine and Anti-Lockdown Lawfare
“You’re a civil rights attorney who has been canceled by both the right and the left, which means you must be doing something right.”
www.importantcontext.news
January 18, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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A joke for the history buffs:

Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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"the Gestapo just needs better training, and Democrats are proud to fund it", a take I was hoping to die without seeing
“I don’t think the president’s personal militia recruited from white supremacist gangs can be reformed” shouldn’t be a controversial statement, or taken as anything but an obvious statement of fact, and yet here we are.
January 18, 2026 at 6:06 PM
My mutant ability is coming up with ridiculously dumb business names.
January 18, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Bitch, you're paying millions to influencers to promote ICE
The military has a duty and an oath to defend the Constitution. Honor it.
January 18, 2026 at 3:33 AM