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evangaylion.bsky.social
leaux
@evangaylion.bsky.social
2.8K followers 790 following 9.8K posts
one of at least four or five working bartenders on Bluesky. lapsed wrestling professional. 🏳️‍⚧️ let me tell you why I love your drink. they/he, the gay she
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 20m
my list of Hottest Men is kinda weird cause it’s just like, Mike judge, h Jon Benjamin, young Werner Herzog, waka flocka flame
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 25m
A swing and a miss from Mr judge
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 41m
You’ve got those sleeper titties cause you dress for a respectable job but I know they go crazy
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 43m
constantly approaching my husband with a photo of one of my girls friends and going “look at her” and he just goes “I know I know”
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 53m
This line is like my calling card
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1h
I’m name searching myself and only finding nice things
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1h
Is there any data that points to people just not fixing their cars anymore? I feel like every week, more and more, I’m seeing vehicles on the road that should be like. Totaled
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1h
I’m a regional finalist yall!!! Wooo! Chicago finals October 29th in wicker park 😎
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 2d
no booze no problem. my entry for the pathfinder’s cocktails from the crypt competition.

The Pathfinder n/a amaro
Massaman syrup
Black garlic
Chili oil
Lime

yum yum yum
My hand dropping chili oil onto a cocktail in a nick and Nora glass
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 2h
I just don’t feel threatened by these guys, I’m sorry. They look like they’re gonna do a gentle call-in with me, not go slur crazy in the group chat.
Peter giunta clasping his hands like a liberal studies professor William Hendrix, giving us some kind of cursed combo of a four-year-old boychild and a highly capable blue collar lesbian stuck at a wedding
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 3h
I’m gonna say something controversial about Peter Hegseth. I’m glad he looks the way that he does. Deeply evil villains should look like him and have strong jaws. It’s more thematically appropriate than whatever the fuck Stephen’s Millers is doing.
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 3h
ughhh this round of PMS and period has been so weird and full of sleeping. I just woke up. I keep sleeping for like. 10-12 hours a night.
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d
he’s gonna die someday
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Ź🖤🥀 @lalaspeaks.bsky.social · 1d
What’s ONE green flag about your father?
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d
yeah it totally fucks. our condo building too.
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d
Having a really deep thought which is “I wish AI was good not bad”
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d
yesterday was one of those days where I just felt kinda like, oh, we are soooo gonna win
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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 1d
Today was kinda perfect? Breakfast with Stella, leather museum with Lo and Tim, getting to explore the gayborhood, and then getting to see a dear friend from Austin who was also in town 🥰

Needed a vacation so much, Chicago is so lovely
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d
Love to watch u self actualize honestly
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d
Getting a special award for keeping the hotel bed spotless during period sex
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d
When you texted me you were going alone I was oh yeah she’s having an HBO Girls sidequest episode
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d
I love I love I love
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d
The body keeps the Score
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d
The worst part is I handled it with such fun and flair that nobody is ever gonna believe me when I recount the story (I made her cry)
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d
I rly thought id seen it all.
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d
It was so so so so so strange, she seemed so certain that this was a good idea??
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d
So she was about 19 years old and kept repeating she’s from China so I am wondering exactly what happens in China that made this normal.
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 1d
I’m sitting here trying to figure that out. She got the fuck out of there FAST once I kept repeating the phrase, “you called men with guns to come here? You called for men to come to us with guns?”
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