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leaux-vember 🎂
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one of at least four or five working bartenders on Bluesky. lapsed wrestling professional. 🏳️‍⚧️

let me tell you why I love your drink.

they/he, the gay she
I think it’s so cool how a lot of folks from some Asian countries will choose an English name for life out this way. Still waiting for the MaKaylynns and Tanners to show up tho
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I love my xiaohongshu DMs it’ll be a lady like “four naughty girls” and I open it and its a bunch of kittens
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I feel that it is the right of every beautiful girl to have at least one masc that they can cuddle up on and flirt relentlessly with who does not run the risk of catching feelings or trying to finger bang
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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part of the reason i am genuinely irritated with the gAI/AGI cult is because there is real societal benefits in using ML techniques in medical care + weather analysis, and instead people get annoyed with anything that gets lumped in with the plagiarism machine
We could save soooo many lives but people are so caught up in their reactionary moral panic nonsense
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win!, the ninth episode of Neon Genesis Evangelion, premiered on this day thirty years ago and will be the focus of today's posts.
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 AM
they should give the Derek workwear guy some kind of weapon
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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At this point I'm really starting to worry I won't live long enough to see giant mech suits
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
stop!!! you’re scaring off my platonic hoes
HAHA YEAH PLATONICALLY HAAAAA
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
hey so if you want me to do this to you hmu
who amongst us hasnt platonically walked someone on a leash before
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
incredibly sad to announce that my bff and I did NOT successfully acquire the $127 Birkin Bag from the CAH 99% off sale
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The holiday season has begun. Open up the festivities by watching this all the way through
Patti LaBelle- Where My Background Singers?
YouTube video by Ryan Bloomquist
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
welcome to the holiday season. first lolo survival tip: do not prepare to go see hostile family by tightening your defenses. you need to walk into that dinner with a full blown superiority complex. practice making disgusted faces in the mirror, the kind that make people feel sad
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Why yes I will be streaming the 99% off sale all day today why do you ask
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
it was a really lovely night
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
yes. Also, grandpas who aren’t “supposed to smoke the stuff” but have “a curiosity”
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
finally the bartender tag on bsky gets a furry bartender that appears to actually be bartending and not just fucking the patrons
The Bartender
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
okay, but the wind? The rain? A southbound train?
How does one get rocked like a wagon wheel
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I love googling myself because I always learn something fun and new (An academic cited my work in a paper about… Nathan fielder?)
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I hate AI! except for the two seconds where I googled my workplace and the AI machine gave my cocktail menu a mention in the generated response. Then it’s a little more complicated
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
this is how we start every day
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My high school sweetheart is thinking about visiting Chicago in January and all I can think about is carrying her around like she’s Ariana grande
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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🔮 this Indigenous Day of Mourning, please take a moment to learn more about the people(s) who’s land you occupy on Turtle Island

Find the space to understand how much was lost
send money to Indigenous mutual aid if you can
maybe even mine? to recover from violent rape

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November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM