Johnny Cans
@oldmatecans.bsky.social
he/him
The blackberry phone was the posters katana, a true masterpiece of form.
All opinions are personal, not professional.
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The blackberry phone was the posters katana, a true masterpiece of form.
All opinions are personal, not professional.
postingcast.podbean.com for audio
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Johnny Cans
@oldmatecans.bsky.social
· Apr 23
Identity Crisis
Identity politics. It is, apparently, what is wrong with the left.
postingdad.medium.com
Ok, here's the long-thread of everything I've written about NZs right-wing anti-trans movement since February 2020.
Identity Crisis - Feb 13 2020 - The Free Speech lot are extremely bad faith, a new anti-trans group sounds a lot like white supremacism.
postingdad.medium.com/identity-cri...
Identity Crisis - Feb 13 2020 - The Free Speech lot are extremely bad faith, a new anti-trans group sounds a lot like white supremacism.
postingdad.medium.com/identity-cri...
ADULT CHILDREN.
I don’t know what’s worse here, the free advertising for adult stalkerware or the Beeb normalising it as an act of family love.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Are tracking apps OK for parents to use on adult children?
An expert says parents need their children
www.bbc.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
ADULT CHILDREN.
Yes, as people have noted I am back after a brief spell in the posters decontamination tank where I learned that running, gardening, baking and trying to make things I like are better for me as a person than most of what happens On Here.
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Yes, as people have noted I am back after a brief spell in the posters decontamination tank where I learned that running, gardening, baking and trying to make things I like are better for me as a person than most of what happens On Here.
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I've made elderflower cordial this weekend which means I'm going to be sick of it by new year.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I've made elderflower cordial this weekend which means I'm going to be sick of it by new year.
Someone shone the Brad Dourif signal, I got here as fast as I could.
The X-Files is genuinely a timelessly good show, because when not focusing on overarching conspiracy plot, they would really just focus on a single concept and quite crucially, it would cast an incredible actor to center the episode around who would be utterly god damn captivating to watch.
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Someone shone the Brad Dourif signal, I got here as fast as I could.
Helped a friend move house yesterday. They moved to the top of Baldwin Street, the world's steepest street. 35% gradient. Check brakes before ascending.
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Helped a friend move house yesterday. They moved to the top of Baldwin Street, the world's steepest street. 35% gradient. Check brakes before ascending.
Honestly.
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Honestly.
Woltemade is a big bit of kit eh
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Woltemade is a big bit of kit eh
Those Labour Leader and Shadow Finance Minister speeches in full.
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Those Labour Leader and Shadow Finance Minister speeches in full.
Reposted by Johnny Cans
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Reposted by Johnny Cans
Yallah birds
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Yallah birds
It's because they looked from pig to man and from man to pig and... *gunshot rings out as I'm justifiably assassinated by the shut the fuck up about George Orwell hit squad*
A Wyoming county fair is bringing back pig wrestling after a six-year hiatus, with a new rule: No men allowed.
It’s meant to protect the swine after concerns about animal cruelty and pleas for humane treatment surged to county commissioners.
It’s meant to protect the swine after concerns about animal cruelty and pleas for humane treatment surged to county commissioners.
A Wyoming county fair brings back pig wrestling — but with no men allowed
The Teton County fair board sought a compromise after a fierce community debate over whether the decades-long tradition is cruel to animals.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It's because they looked from pig to man and from man to pig and... *gunshot rings out as I'm justifiably assassinated by the shut the fuck up about George Orwell hit squad*
"Come on ladies, come on ladies
One pound fish..."
One pound fish..."
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"Come on ladies, come on ladies
One pound fish..."
One pound fish..."
The problem with that Whamageddon thing is that Last Christmas is a stone cold banger and trying to avoid it proves that you don't truly understand the meaning of the season, to celebrate our Lord and Savior, Saint George Michael.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The problem with that Whamageddon thing is that Last Christmas is a stone cold banger and trying to avoid it proves that you don't truly understand the meaning of the season, to celebrate our Lord and Savior, Saint George Michael.
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I do not know off the top of head what is in the oath an incoming government makes to the Governor General, but it seems like passing legislation you actually think is bad should be some kind of breach of it
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
'It's not impossible': Willis says National may join other parties to repeal Regulatory Standards Act
The National deputy leader said her party may also campaign to get rid of the law.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I do not know off the top of head what is in the oath an incoming government makes to the Governor General, but it seems like passing legislation you actually think is bad should be some kind of breach of it
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
Thread time.
These proposed local government reforms are being reported as the end of Regional Councils but actually they're probably the end of a lot of rural and smaller district councils in New Zealand. Not sure what I mean?
These proposed local government reforms are being reported as the end of Regional Councils but actually they're probably the end of a lot of rural and smaller district councils in New Zealand. Not sure what I mean?
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Thread time.
These proposed local government reforms are being reported as the end of Regional Councils but actually they're probably the end of a lot of rural and smaller district councils in New Zealand. Not sure what I mean?
These proposed local government reforms are being reported as the end of Regional Councils but actually they're probably the end of a lot of rural and smaller district councils in New Zealand. Not sure what I mean?
If the cops kill more people than the terrorist doesn't that make it a cop attack rather than a terror attack
October 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If the cops kill more people than the terrorist doesn't that make it a cop attack rather than a terror attack
The lesson from twitter was that if you're noticing how fucked up the owners are, it was time to leave six months ago.
October 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The lesson from twitter was that if you're noticing how fucked up the owners are, it was time to leave six months ago.
The cops turning up and killing more people (2) than the terrorist (1), and upping the injured by 1/3 makes their intervention fast but ultimately more deadly than the terror attack.
Two victims in Manchester attack were shot by police on.ft.com/42KdNBd
Two victims in Manchester attack were shot by police
Greater Manchester police say one of those shot by officers has died
on.ft.com
October 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The cops turning up and killing more people (2) than the terrorist (1), and upping the injured by 1/3 makes their intervention fast but ultimately more deadly than the terror attack.
I can't say I've ever gotten Swift but like, she's getting recursive now. A new album based on her experience of her most recent tour which was a showcase of all of her albums to date? It's a little bit ourobouros, y'know?
October 3, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I can't say I've ever gotten Swift but like, she's getting recursive now. A new album based on her experience of her most recent tour which was a showcase of all of her albums to date? It's a little bit ourobouros, y'know?
The perverts (derogatory) who run this site have to decide whether they want the perverts (complimentary) who make the site good to stay here.
your core users are people who have already demonstrated a willingness to abandon a more popular social media site for another, in the most part for disliking the politics of the people who run it. write this on a big whiteboard somewhere in the office
October 3, 2025 at 6:18 AM
The perverts (derogatory) who run this site have to decide whether they want the perverts (complimentary) who make the site good to stay here.
Made a friend. Yes that's a white german shepherd. She's gorgeous.
October 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Made a friend. Yes that's a white german shepherd. She's gorgeous.
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"As she sang the lyrics and rose to her feet, the Kiwi Grammy winner paused to yell “Free f***ing Palestine” midway through the song.
The crowd erupted in cheers."
ebx.sh/r3B3w9?fbcli...
The crowd erupted in cheers."
ebx.sh/r3B3w9?fbcli...
Watch: Lorde shouts ‘Free f***ing Palestine’ during NYC concert
The singer had the stage lit up in red, white, and green during part of her performance.
ebx.sh
October 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"As she sang the lyrics and rose to her feet, the Kiwi Grammy winner paused to yell “Free f***ing Palestine” midway through the song.
The crowd erupted in cheers."
ebx.sh/r3B3w9?fbcli...
The crowd erupted in cheers."
ebx.sh/r3B3w9?fbcli...
TIS THE FRUIT MINCE PIE SEASON AT LAST
October 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
TIS THE FRUIT MINCE PIE SEASON AT LAST