Johnny Cans
@oldmatecans.bsky.social
he/him
The blackberry phone was the posters katana, a true masterpiece of form.
All opinions are personal, not professional.
postingcast.podbean.com for audio
The blackberry phone was the posters katana, a true masterpiece of form.
All opinions are personal, not professional.
postingcast.podbean.com for audio
That brand new political party name in full.
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
That brand new political party name in full.
Helped a friend move house yesterday. They moved to the top of Baldwin Street, the world's steepest street. 35% gradient. Check brakes before ascending.
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Helped a friend move house yesterday. They moved to the top of Baldwin Street, the world's steepest street. 35% gradient. Check brakes before ascending.
Those Labour Leader and Shadow Finance Minister speeches in full.
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Those Labour Leader and Shadow Finance Minister speeches in full.
"Come on ladies, come on ladies
One pound fish..."
One pound fish..."
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"Come on ladies, come on ladies
One pound fish..."
One pound fish..."
Made a friend. Yes that's a white german shepherd. She's gorgeous.
October 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Made a friend. Yes that's a white german shepherd. She's gorgeous.
TIS THE FRUIT MINCE PIE SEASON AT LAST
October 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
TIS THE FRUIT MINCE PIE SEASON AT LAST
This is going to get them shit but Defend Our Juries are maintaining a strong moral and logical argument for why they're protesting the stupidity of the proscribing of Palestine Action.
October 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This is going to get them shit but Defend Our Juries are maintaining a strong moral and logical argument for why they're protesting the stupidity of the proscribing of Palestine Action.
Me to everyone I want buried:
September 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Me to everyone I want buried:
What's your sign?
September 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
What's your sign?
Hi, I can see the news and it's bad so here's my contribution to it all.
September 26, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Hi, I can see the news and it's bad so here's my contribution to it all.
Hey Talia. My partner transitioned a few years ago, and I wrote about it from the perspective of a partner, but also what I saw in him when he transitioned. This was us a few weeks ago in the photo: aninjusticemag.com/trans-husban...
September 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Hey Talia. My partner transitioned a few years ago, and I wrote about it from the perspective of a partner, but also what I saw in him when he transitioned. This was us a few weeks ago in the photo: aninjusticemag.com/trans-husban...
Teddy Long; tonight, you're going one on one with.... The Undertaker!
*bell tolls*
*bell tolls*
September 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Teddy Long; tonight, you're going one on one with.... The Undertaker!
*bell tolls*
*bell tolls*
The left need to reclaim patriotism in Aotearoa New Zealand. PATRIOTS TOGETHER we must;
🎤: SING the anthem
🫡: Salute the FLAG
🎤: SING the anthem
🫡: Salute the FLAG
September 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The left need to reclaim patriotism in Aotearoa New Zealand. PATRIOTS TOGETHER we must;
🎤: SING the anthem
🫡: Salute the FLAG
🎤: SING the anthem
🫡: Salute the FLAG
Enjoying doing a little joke on bluesky dot com.
September 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Enjoying doing a little joke on bluesky dot com.
I wish I was kidding. Our government has decided but isn't telling us until Winston gets to have his special 80 year old teenager moment www.rnz.co.nz/news/top/573...
September 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I wish I was kidding. Our government has decided but isn't telling us until Winston gets to have his special 80 year old teenager moment www.rnz.co.nz/news/top/573...
Underrated element here is that Charlie Kirk favourite drink was a sugary minty mess from a terrible chain of coffee houses, which is actually loser behaviour.
September 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Underrated element here is that Charlie Kirk favourite drink was a sugary minty mess from a terrible chain of coffee houses, which is actually loser behaviour.
Sorry context, a post that has stuck in my brain.
September 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Sorry context, a post that has stuck in my brain.
Charlie Kirk didn't go to college.
He was given money by his dad and right wing donors at the age of 18.
He then spent 13 years going to college to argue with teenagers.
I think he may have spent more time on college campuses than actual students.
If he hadn't done that, he'd still be alive.
He was given money by his dad and right wing donors at the age of 18.
He then spent 13 years going to college to argue with teenagers.
I think he may have spent more time on college campuses than actual students.
If he hadn't done that, he'd still be alive.
September 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Charlie Kirk didn't go to college.
He was given money by his dad and right wing donors at the age of 18.
He then spent 13 years going to college to argue with teenagers.
I think he may have spent more time on college campuses than actual students.
If he hadn't done that, he'd still be alive.
He was given money by his dad and right wing donors at the age of 18.
He then spent 13 years going to college to argue with teenagers.
I think he may have spent more time on college campuses than actual students.
If he hadn't done that, he'd still be alive.
"chat shit get banged" is even funnier because it's Facebook post from a premier league footballer from before he got famous
September 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"chat shit get banged" is even funnier because it's Facebook post from a premier league footballer from before he got famous
🎶look at this photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh 🎶
September 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
🎶look at this photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh 🎶
You could do a whole thing about this one screenshot, how fucking weird every single element is.
September 13, 2025 at 8:36 AM
You could do a whole thing about this one screenshot, how fucking weird every single element is.
THEY'RE CALLED GROYPERS COOP. A GAGGLE OF YOUNG MEN ONLINE WHO CAN'T DELINEATE BETWEEN VIOLENCE AND ENTERTAINMENT. DARNDEST THING. ONE OF THEIR SHELL CASINGS TURNED THREE OF OUR BEST AGENTS GAY.
September 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
THEY'RE CALLED GROYPERS COOP. A GAGGLE OF YOUNG MEN ONLINE WHO CAN'T DELINEATE BETWEEN VIOLENCE AND ENTERTAINMENT. DARNDEST THING. ONE OF THEIR SHELL CASINGS TURNED THREE OF OUR BEST AGENTS GAY.
DC cancelling Gretchen's series about this character? Because she posted funny things about the death of a villain? No notes.
September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
DC cancelling Gretchen's series about this character? Because she posted funny things about the death of a villain? No notes.