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Underdog KC

@realunderogkc.bsky.social

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Not bird, nor plane, nor even frog...it's just little old me, Underdog. Professional smartass. Pays pretty well.

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 56m

OH FUCK GEDDY LEE IS WEARING AN EFFIN BIRDS SHIRT AT THE WORLD SERIES

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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 1h

Oh, honey! KCPD being *less* worthless?

Simply cannot be done.

Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 3h

She's beyond lovely.

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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 6h

Everybody gets a water. Congratulations!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 7h

Up is down. Black is white.

And the US has a president with the impulse control of a three year old. A cornered, feral three year old.

Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 7h

All praise Republican Jesus.

Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 9h

And the only way to make the homeless accountable is to dehumanize them, per Utah.

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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 10h

As we were leaving a heretofore unknown tuxedo cat came up to us and was just impossibly sweet. And now, our breaking of the overnight fast. Hope your Friday is almost as good as ours.

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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 10h

Do it! DO IT!

Shire suggests blowing up dead whale as alternative to expensive disposal

A coastal shire in WA suggests towing a rotting whale carcass out to sea and blowing it up, saying it cannot afford to dispose of the whale itself.

www.abc.net.au

Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 13h

Which, interestingly enough, Utah has been doing for a time. Just wasn't as quick or effectual as rounding them up and dumping them into a camp, though.

Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 21h

Alhamdulillah.

Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 22h

You'd be a damned fool not to.

Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 23h

This is the closest thing I've seen to holy writ.

twist @pvdork.bsky.social · 1d

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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 1d

Seasonal appropriation.

Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 1d

Going to almost space in a rocket shaped like a schwanz really changed her worldview.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1d

Gayle King, the face of CBS News' morning show for more than a decade, is expected to depart as an anchor of the morning program next year, Variety reports

Gayle King Expected to Depart as ‘CBS Mornings’ Anchor Amid CBS News Overhaul (EXCLUSIVE)

Gayle King is expected to depart as 'CBS Mornings' anchor when her contract expires next spring. She may shift to a different role at CBS News.

variety.com

Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 1d

And especially not to a buncha kids who won't properly appreciate them.

Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 1d

I'm here to tell you right now that this is bullshit.

Nobody is gonna give their drugs to a buncha kids.

1440 @1440daily.bsky.social · 1d

Police are warning parents to carefully check their kids’ Halloween candy because some fake treats look like real candy but contain THC or hallucinogenic mushrooms. 🧵

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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 1d

Never been prouder that I've yet to give even one thin dime to Bezos.

Eat the rich.

Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 1d

Every bit of this was fucked up until this final post.

Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 1d

Too high to hear you. Read you. Whatever.

Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 1d

Jeff cookie and running a game.

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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 1d

Not at all what I want. But imprisoning people seems a bit heavy handed.

Nice strawman you built, though. And just in time for Halloween.

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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 1d

Okay...if you say so.

And I don't really want mittens, anyway. I prefer easy digital manipulation.

Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, shit!

D'you need money? Should I pay up front for a commission on...I dunno, mittens?

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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 1d

That would require self reflection. Self awareness at minimum.

So, no. No they do not.

AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @askaubry.com · 1d

I wonder if they ever stop to analyze why they hate women and are obsessed with Chad's bodily functions.

RageFuel How can we even consider what a woman has to say?

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Oct 12, 2025

ai_cel

Billions Must Nudify

Joined:Oct 5, 2025 Posts:430

Oct 12, 2025

It's hard to take any of them seriously when they can't form a coherent sentence and end up repeating themselves and acting "quirky" as a self-defence mechanism. Why are they just so focking stupid? They always have the most bland tastes and opinions about everything and the worst political opinions possible.

Why are they even allowed to teach men? You think these whores who swallow Chads com can actually teach men how to be men or teach them anything valuable? The state of this f cking clown world

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